"Tick tock, tick tock... Come on, the clock's ticking!" Lulu playfully taunted her students as they wracked their brains trying to figure out the acronym.
"International Space Station Education... Diagram?" A sporty-looking blonde raised tried a guess.
"Inclusive Safe Spaces for Everyone? Oh wait, the D!"
"Nuh-uh! but good try" Lulu giggled.
"Damn, I was thinking of the space station thing too!" Cindy pouted.
"Come on, it's Lulu, I'm sure it's something way less serious" Zuemy then said.
"But she's taught like every subject, I heard she's even taught Science" Lillian noted.
"Yeah but I think Zuemy's onto something, it's probably something sillier" Jen said.
"International Social Security Education... for Dummies?" Monique suggested but like the others before her, all she got from Lulu was a giggle and shaking her head.
"C'mon! I know she can be strict but not even Ms. Abalos would call you guys dummies in public for free like that" The tremendously thicc redhead teacher replied.
"Well, to be fair, the acronym might be a little bit misleading" She then said.
"You see, it's spelled I-S-S-E-D but in reality it's I-S-S-Ed, the last two letters go in fact together. Hope that's enough of a hint" She said to the class, focusing so much on their reactions that she failed no notice her own body's, her gut had been overworking itself from being usually gassy and it was not helped at all by the hearty lunch made by Dolores, which besides having a lot of meat, it was beyond generous with the spices and beans.
"Ed? Do we know any Ed boy?" Cindy wondered aloud cutely.
"Cindy, there's no way we'd know any Eds up until today, there weren't any boys in this school before" Jen said with a somewhat deadpan look.
"Ed must stand for education, but what kind?" Lillian said quietly to avoid getting heard by others.
"International Social System for... Ed?"
"Was that Astrid?" Cindy raised an eyebrow after hearing a familiar voice.
"Ass-trid. Clearly thinking with that ass" Lillian giggled.
"ED... ED, Education something but what?" Zuemy kept thinking aloud, trying to figure out the acronym mostly for the sake of solving a puzzle though she wouldn't say no to double food portions for a week.
"Oh! What about... Sex ED?" Cindy then said and all 3 of her friends froze in their tracks, almost as if they just heard expensive porcelain smashing down onto the ground.
"Hmm? What?" Cindy then asked, tilting her head cutely.
"I dunno about you guys but I felt like you just said something outrageous" Jen said.
"Yeah, I think I almost felt the whole universe shiver" Zuemy added.
"Somehow, I don't think you should be the one to come up with the lewd ideas" Lillian said.
"Yeah, leave that to Lillian" Jen interjected with a smug chuckle, earning an annoyed glare from the larger Brazilian beauty.
"Huh? But that makes sense! How many other ED subjects do we know?" Cindy said, blushing now that she had all her friends staring at her.
"Yeah, she's got a point" Jen said, still looking fairly awkward.
"But what about the rest of the acronym?" Lillian asked. Unknown to the group, Lulu had caught what they'd been saying and smirked, wondering if they would be able to decipher the full thing now that they were so close.
"International Social Standard Sex ED?" Cindy said, tapping her chin in thought.
"Almost sounds like it'd work but something's off"
Just then, Lulu's gut couldn't handle the building pressure any longer and her monster booty erupted into a fittingly monstrous fart that loudly reverberated all around the classroom, making every desk and chair and even the floor vibrate a little, more than enough for everyone to feel. The sheer noise was like that of a revving motorcycle engine but even louder, startling the majority of the class. The Lillies were the most scared in particular.
Meanwhile, in her back pocket you too were caught off-guard by the titanic release, feeling it to a much greater level than the rest though you weren't exactly in the direct 'line of fire'. You felt the thunderous roar make Lulu's humongous asscheeks ripple wildly, creating many waves of jiggling fatty flesh that bounced all around you, and you along with itself. You could even feel it in your bones, these tremendous booming soundwaves that were more like shockwaves blasting their way past and through your body.
Not too long after the smell hit and to say it was potent would've been a severe understatement. Though in some ways you weren't entirely unfamiliar with this sort of thing, as the heavily bean-based reek was reminiscent of your mom's or Dolores' gaseous outbursts, though even then you'd been exposed more than enough that you could tell them apart and this one in particular, being a smell you weren't familiar with hit considerably harder even if you knew that objectively it wasn't that much worse than theirs. You couldn't help but feel mildly concerned you were capable of making these distinctions. In any case, you were overall baffled that Lulu had just unleashed such a gigantic fart in the middle of class and with you riding right in her back pocket.
"Whoops!" Lulu giggled nonchalantly while her massive fart's tremendous echoes still lingered around the classroom "I didn't think I was that bloated but then again lunch today was delicious! I might've had a bit more than usual"
Soon, the girls began giggling as well since this was far from an uncommon occurrence with her. The Gullie girls were a bit less familiar and they laughed awkwardly simply to go along with the flow of the majority. Meanwhile the Lillies both girls and boys alike remained frozen, they had no idea that Brobs could unleash this sort of destructive power, the sheer vibrations that enormous fart had made felt like literal earthquakes to them.
Among the Lillies, those that had attended Mully Ully Gue were harshly reminded of the several incidents involving your mom and how her monstrous farts heavily damaged or outright demolished entire school buildings during her visits, though at least once it was done for a good cause when everyone protested how terrible the 'food' served at lunch was. She asked everyone to give her their food and ate it all, then she went to the principal's office building and gave a rather explicit demonstration of the nasty food's effects, albeit amplified thousands of times. The principal was left so mentally scarred by the incident that the school began serving actual food ever since.
"For the many that know me already this isn't really news" Lulu said.
"But for the newcomers, yeah, sometimes I can get quite 'explosive' though I have no anger issues" She chuckled, giving the class a wink that elicited some more laughter from the Brob students.
"Holy shit, is Blaise still alive?" Zuemy whispered while trying to suppress her laughter, earning an annoyed glare from Lillian and Jen and a disapproving look from Cindy, all 3 girls looked pretty concerned but none of them felt confident enough to ask Lulu herself.
"Um, Ms. McAllen..." Veronica timidly raised her hand, surprising both Emily and Monique.
"Yes?"
"Is the Lillie... uh... the Lillie in your back pocket... is he alright?" She asked while blushing intensely, struggling to keep composure as she felt pierced by every look focused on her.
"Oh!" Lulu's eyes widened for a split second but she quickly recovered, chuckling nonchalantly. All it took was focusing for a moment on the feeling on her asscheek and she could tell you were still alive and well, in fact, you were still 'poking' into her plentiful flesh, of which she took mental note of.
"Yeah, he's perfectly fine!" She smiled "Then again he wasn't exactly in the direct 'line of fire', you know?"
"O-Oh, that's great!" Veronica replied and could almost feel herself shrinking down, not wanting to draw attention to herself but her concern over you trumped over it at least this time. However, the revelation that you didn't get harmed by one of Lulu's signature 'bombs' was a fact that lifted her spirits quite a bit, making her smile.
"Funny that you ask that, we're gonna talk about some of this stuff on the next class" Lulu then said, further throwing everyone off with their guesses about the subject's name.
"Huh? Then it's not Sex ED?" Both Jen and Cindy wondered while Lillian and Zuemy had a more thoughtful look. When they looked down they noticed that Jim and Pete had been there the whole time on Cindy's and Zuemy's chests respectively.
"Sorry, we kind of forgot that you two were here" Jen sheepishly apologized.
"Nah, don't, we just kept quiet" Jim shrugged "We can't figure it out ourselves, you guys seem to be onto something"
"I feel it has to do with Sex ED" Pete added though he looked nearly as flustered as Cindy did moments earlier.
"On an unrelated note, holy shit... she wasn't lying, dat ass really can fart" Jim said, eyeing Lulu's bulbous bulging bottom. He wasn't too concerned about you since she knew how your mom had raised you and that was minor compared to some things he's seen.
"Yeah. She even jokes calling them bombs" Cindy said "You guts gotta be careful, you don't want her to send you flying"
"Flying? Those nukes might obliterate you guys!" Zuemy laughed a little but then she realized her joke was in poor taste, with Lillian and Jen still worried about you.
"Sorry" She said, clearing her throat.
"Huh?!" Lulu suddenly flinched, feeling quite tingly on the inside. She could feel tiny taps on her massive plus-sized buttcheek and the tingles dispersed like ripples on a pond after throwing a rock, becoming waves that surged their way across her delicate nerves, with some of those traveling up her spine, giving her goosebumps all over her arms. It was unmistakable, you were tapping her booty and she was intrigued in all manners as to why. With a playful and flirty smile, she reached into her pocket and pulled you out.
"What is it, hon?" She asked.
