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April 19
""We're screwed, aren't we?" Ian said, staring out the window. "We were doomed from the start. We never had a chance, did we?"
"Shut up!" Alissa said, straight down the road. "Just shut up!"
"S..."
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113 views
April 19
""What the hell is this?" Alissa said, slowing down the car.
"It's--it's, ah."
It was ponies, of course. Hundreds of them. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of them, in fact, all crowding the ..."
443 words
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115 views
April 19
""STOP N' BURGER!!!!!" One pony screeched, somehow standing taller than the rest of the crowd. Her cries roared like wildfire throughout the horde into a raging mob, all thrashing against another t..."
628 words
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113 views
""Oh, god, not again...." Alissa suddenly moaned, rousing the other two from their boredom-induced stupor.
"What is it?" Horace said, looking out the front window. "I don't see---"
There, far f..."
441 words
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103 views
April 19
""Hey, Twilight, mind if I talk with you for a moment?"
"Hm?" Twilight didn't look away from the video game she was playing. "What is it, John?"
"Something kind of important. Can you pause?"
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308 words
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139 views
April 19
""Alright, pet, we're here."
Luna got off my face and Celestia reattached my leash to my collar.
My mates and I arrived at a small, cozy-looking cottage on the beach of who-knows-where.
"Reme..."
165 words
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138 views
April 19
""I'm full!" Cadance complained. "Do something!"
"Do something? The hell do you expect us to do, get some alka-seltzer?"
"Hey, I heard that!" Celestia snapped. "I said you'd follow every demand!..."
520 words
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127 views
April 19
"In their moment of terror, the two fast food workers didn't give themselves enough time to escape as all the ponies skidded to a halt, standing in a long arch surrounding the front of the gas stat..."
863 words
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155 views
April 19
""DERPY, I'M HOME!" I called into the house as I came back from work. Honestly, it was getting kind of pointless, seeing as she was always standing guard at the door, ready to welcome me with open ..."
487 words
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135 views
April 19
"My future mates were a hot, white mare with rainbow mane and a beautiful, blue one with night sky-like mane.
Wait, these two look familiar...
Oh, now I know! The white one is Princess Celesti..."
345 words
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136 views
April 19
"23rd August. Sheen
I can't understand why none of the ponies made a search and possible excavation around the area that would surely have uncovered the both of us after the exchange between the..."
1.53K words
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120 views
April 19
"Celestia stepped back patting her belly as she stood back up, she had to be four feet taller putting her at twelve feet tall with a belly at her knees, she lifted her lardy arms above her head and..."
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118 views
April 19
""We can't do that." Ian said. "We're just...frycooks. You know, the guys who make the food and place the orders and so on? We don't actually do anything more than that. We're pretty much as low on..."
434 words
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115 views
April 19
"New Equestria pre-harmony archives, section FA, vault 24P, ID #: 24933APL.
Material: Digital film stock recorded onto a portable disk drive, estimated to be conceived within late of the decade ..."
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April 19
""What?" Ian said, looking at his captors with disbelief. "Are you kidding me?"
"Nope." the red stallion said. "If you can't bring us to any hayburgers or what have you, we'll just have it all br..."
386 words
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118 views
"Originally written by Carboncopy
"Equestria invades the Earth, and after an initial period of confusion and mucking about, is wiped from existence by the human race."
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"Er, ah, what?" Ho..."
222 words
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103 views