"Equestria invades the Earth, but wiped from exist
Equestria Invading
Chapter 13
Originally written by Carboncopy
"Equestria invades the Earth, and after an initial period of confusion and mucking about, is wiped from existence by the human race."
....
"Er, ah, what?" Horace said. "Is this some sort of joke?"
"Not at all." Princess Luna said. "For all their enthusiasm and zealotry, Equestria is in no way capable of being even a minor threat to humanity. Even before they were all morbidly obese, mind you. Any sort of war that would occur, we know, would be laughably one-sided against us."
"....And you haven't pointed this out to any of the nobility...or your sister yet?"
"We have!" Princess Luna said, unfurling her wings. "They don't listen! They can't listen! All they can hear is the growling of their stomachs and the bellows of the people for more damned hayburgers and fries!"
Princess Luna closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths. "We need your help, Horace. We understand that you have already suffered on the behalf of our subjects, but we--"
"That won't be necessary." Horace said. "I have as much a vested interest in stopping this as you do. Just-just tell me what to do and I'll do it."
"Wonderful." said Princess Luna.
Choice 1: "I need you to find a scientist for me."
Choice 2: "I need you to warn the government for me."
"Equestria invades the Earth, and after an initial period of confusion and mucking about, is wiped from existence by the human race."
....
"Er, ah, what?" Horace said. "Is this some sort of joke?"
"Not at all." Princess Luna said. "For all their enthusiasm and zealotry, Equestria is in no way capable of being even a minor threat to humanity. Even before they were all morbidly obese, mind you. Any sort of war that would occur, we know, would be laughably one-sided against us."
"....And you haven't pointed this out to any of the nobility...or your sister yet?"
"We have!" Princess Luna said, unfurling her wings. "They don't listen! They can't listen! All they can hear is the growling of their stomachs and the bellows of the people for more damned hayburgers and fries!"
Princess Luna closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths. "We need your help, Horace. We understand that you have already suffered on the behalf of our subjects, but we--"
"That won't be necessary." Horace said. "I have as much a vested interest in stopping this as you do. Just-just tell me what to do and I'll do it."
"Wonderful." said Princess Luna.
Choice 1: "I need you to find a scientist for me."
Choice 2: "I need you to warn the government for me."
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April 19
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