Quetzalcóatl wins: Butt-ality
You gulped harder than ever, this really was unfair. You felt like you needed all the help with Jen that you could get, so you really wanted to favor Skadi, plus, her boobs, despite their utterly massive size compared to you, were rather nice. But you felt that you couldn't declare her the winner in all honesty, and lying to gods was far from a good idea. There was also the fact that regardless of your answer, Quetzalcóatl was going to get you, and potentially making her angry would be a very unwise idea.

'Wait, isn't Quetzalcóatl one of the nicer gods? Surely she'd understand...' You remembered, and tried to calm yourself.

The two gigantic goddesses watched you in amusement, barely suppressing their urge to giggle, as both were reading your current thoughts and knew of your internal debate.

'Hmm... I thought this would be easier...' Skadi telepathically spoke to her blonde friend

'So did I, but if you haven't noticed, the reason he's struggling is because he can't in all honesty say you won...' Quetzalcóatl shot her a smug grin. Skadi sighed quietly in frustration, but still nodded in agreement.

"So, who won?" Quetzalcóatl sweetly asked, giving you a knowing, mischievous look. It looked like she knew the answer already.
"Remember, you must give a sincere answer. Whose beauty did you find more enjoyable? Who got your blood pumping the hardest?" She whispered, leaning closer to you, now teasing you with her chest, which was still massive compared to you.

You knew there was no more stalling. You weren't sure about what to say. In your heart, you knew who won, but it wasn't the answer you wanted to give. You felt like this was an once-in-a-lifetime kind of chance and couldn't let it slip through your fingers just like that. But something deep inside also preventing you from giving a half-hearted answer. You took a deep breath and decided it would be the safest to call it a tie, and say that both were beautiful but in different ways.

"Quetzalcóatl" Was the word that came out of your mouth, much to your own surprise. Your eyes widened in shock, then you heard the goddesses giggle.

"He was a little stubborn up until the very end" Quetzalcóatl said
"But you were reading his mind too... so you know it was an honest answer"

Skadi sighed in resignation, but nodded.

"What?" You asked.

"We saw you were having some trouble giving an answer. Quetzalcóatl gave you a little push so you'd speak out your heart's true desire, and I was just making sure she didn't force the thought upon you, though that goes both ways, she also made sure I wasn't tampering with your mind" The frost giantess explained. Then, Quetzalcóatl picked you up with two fingers and brought you to her face.

"And your Goddess is very pleased by your answer" She said, giving you a titanic kiss that engulfed your entire body.

"Alright, then I guess dinner will be on me. I'll get the best meat I can procure. But I'll need a sun or a fire god to help with the cooking part" Skadi said.

"I can always help, especially with the spice" Quetzalcóatl said, and both goddesses smiled.

"Alternatively, we could just go to a really fancy place and not have to bother with the making of the dishes. Have any place in mind?"

"I think we eat in divine restaurants too often. How about we try one from Earth?"

"I think I know where this is going..." Skadi said.

"What? I love the food my children make. But we could look for good food anywhere else" Quetzalcóatl shrugged.

"I'll do that. I'll see what the other gods can recommend, knowing you..." Skadi chuckled.

"Thank you. Then, I'll get going for the time being. I have a little guest to entertain and to care for" The curvy blonde goddess said, with a very obvious wink at you. She kissed you again and giggled some more.
"Besides, I've got a reward for you, since I loved your answer to our question" She added, but before you could ask what it could possibly be, her fingers lowered you down and went around her waist.

Your eyes widened in shock again, you were right before her (literal in a way) monster booty, which effortlessly swallowed her jaguar-print thong into almost oblivion. She used her free hand to dig between her massive cheeks and struggled a little to pull the comparatively puny thong back.

"W-Wait! Quetzalcóatl!" You desperately shouted, being so close to those colossal meaty globes, you could sense the great danger from being crushed by an unfathomable amount of weight, each of her gargantuan cheeks possibly containing many thousands if not millions of metric tons worth of fatty flesh, which, soft as it may be, would inevitably crush you flat at such a volume and quantity.

"What's wrong, sweetie?" She stopped her motions, but held her thong with her free hand's fingers to prevent it from instantly wedging itself back.

"Uh... I don't think that's a... safe... a safe way to carry me around..." You said, hesitating a little, because you guessed calling her big may hurt her feelings, so you needed to be very cautious with your wording if you wanted her to listen.

"He's got a point, Kuku. That ass is too fat, you could flatten pyramids with those cheeks" Skadi said with a mischievous giggle. Quetzalcóatl frowned at her, but also blushed a little. When she looked at you from over her shoulder, she looked hurt.

"Is that what you mean too?" She suggestively wiggled her hips when she asked that question, further solidifying Skadi's argument. That thing was way too huge, and yes, it was probably too fat, but you didn't think either of those things were bad in themselves, your only concern was getting crushed by them.

"N-No! That's not what I meant!" You gulped and mentally fumbled to try and dig yourself out of the figurative hole Skadi had thrown you into.

"See? He doesn't think I'm fat" Quetzalcóatl said with a smug chuckle while Skadi rolled her eyes.
"Then what's the problem hon?" She asked you.

"Uh..." You began scratching your head, your brain needed to piece together a way to tell her she'd crush you without implying she was the direct cause, or calling her big at all.
"I... I'm not strong enough..." You said. Both goddesses raised an eyebrow, not expecting that spin, or at least, they didn't look like they were.

"Ooh? What does that mean?" Quetzalcóatl sweetly asked again, with a renewed glint in her eyes.

"He probably means he's not strong enough to keep that fat butt from squashing him" Skadi giggled. This time, you shot her an annoyed glare, but she merely laughed it off.

You stared into Quetzalcóatl's eyes, worried that you had inadvertently dug yourself past the point of no return. However, rather than getting angry or sad, her look softened.
"Oh..." She said, sounding as if she understood the issue, and you sighed in relief.
"Don't you worry about that, sweetie, you're stronger than you think" She said with a happy giggle before she pulled the back of her thong more and put you in it, in such a swift motion you only realized when it was too late.

Like the world's biggest slingshot, the immense fabric construct snapped back into place, taking you along for the ride, driving you deep for what felt like miles into Quetzalcóatl's humongous booty.
"Mmm... nice and snug" She softly moaned, feeling content with where her thong was and where it had taken you, which wasn't even halfway deep into her massive ass, further testament to how truly big it was.

"Hey, Kuku... are you sure that's a good idea?" Skadi raised an eyebrow again.

"Why?" The thick blonde deity innocently asked.

"For starters, what you just did was the equivalent of an elephant sitting on an ant... or maybe two, seeing the size of those things" Skadi said, but unlike before, she was speaking in a completely serious tone now.

"He's under my divine protection" Quetzalcóatl puffed her chest out as she made that boastful remark, but snickered at her unintended pun.
"No harm will come to him as long as I will it so, no matter where he is" She added.

"Okay... but, are you still sure it's a good idea to keep him in there?" Skadi asked, Quetzalcóatl feeling a little thrown off by her insistence on that.

"Why? It's what he liked best, I figured I could reward him" She shrugged.

"Kuku, do I really need to remind you what you had for breakfast earlier in the morning?" Skadi went all out with her snark, and gave her a very deadpan look.

Quetzalcóatl took a moment to think about it, to remember what it was and why Skadi was reminding her of it in the first place. It didn't take her very long to put two and two together, and blushed rather intensely when the realization hit her.

"I-I'm a Goddess of the Wind! I can keep that under control!" She said, but her initial stutter didn't elude the Viking goddess.

"Then how did little ol' Tez get you to destroy the world back then?"

"Because she got me drunk... and I think that she spiked the drinks with some curse to make my stomach really sick" Quetzalcóatl huffed, looking to the side.

"Well, in that case, suit yourself... but please don't come crying to tell me you accidentally blew your own child to smithereens because you were careless with that apocalyptic weapon you're packing. Though I guess the gods of Death can get you out of that one as long as you don't blow away his soul too"

"I'll be careful... besides, my breakfast wasn't that bad" Quetzalcóatl replied.

"Pretty sure half of the volume in that belly of yours is from all the food you ate. That feast that could've easily fed 5 gods" Skadi teasingly giggled and waved goodbye at her, Quetzalcóatl did the same, but turned around and walked away with an annoyed huff. Once she stepped into the portal Skadi had first made, it closed...
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May 12, 2023