"Anyway, we kinda did it right the third time, we had alright humans, and we had Tláloc serve as the sun to stop Tezcatlipoca from screwing us over because of her hate to me... but then, she went and kidnapped Tláloc's husband and she got mad. And a mad Tláloc means no rain at all... the continent suffered the worst drought ever, and since Tezcatlipoca and Tláloc's husband were nowhere to be found, I had to go and beat Tláloc senseless to force her to make it rain, and what do you know? She made it rain... FIRE, and burned almost everything... the humans that remained were turned into birds"
"I thought Tláloc only controlled water" You said
"So did I, so did I..." Quetzalcóatl sighed
"So, what happened after that?" You asked, feeling curious about the stories told from her point of view.
"Tezcatlipoca ended up eating Tláloc's first husband and the fight between the two almost destroyed the entire continent. We had to imprison Tezcatlipoca, and Tláloc found herself a new husband, who we entrusted with serving as the next sun for the next human race we made... but then, the position as the sun went to his head, and he became power-hungry, he tried to become the ruler of everything! And he wasn't even nice at it, he was just tyrannical... Worst of all he was starting to become too powerful and even Tláloc agreed he had to be stopped, but he defeated us, so we had to go and release Tezcatlipoca so we could end his threat together. But when we killed him, there was this massive flood that almost submerged the whole continent. It took Tláloc and me tons of effort fixing that... And because there was so much water, we turned the remaining humans into fish" She said
"Then, what happened?" You asked, Quetzalcóatl's version was a bit different from what you read, so you weren't quite sure anymore on what happened next.
"Then all of the gods uselessly argued about whether they had been failing themselves as gods, or if the humans they made were just plain defective, and that stupid debate got nowhere" Quetzalcóatl huffed.
"And because I saw how petty and stupid the other gods were, I concluded that if they kept on making more humans they'd be just like them, so, I made them myself..." She said, surprising you a little.
"And I didn't just grab clay, wood or maize dough to make them just like they did... No, I bled myself to create you, your ancestors. I made my own special clay, mixing my blood with the jungle's soil, from a part that was the least hit by all these disasters. That's how you, and your ancestors were born, and that's why you're all my children" She whispered, bringing you closer to her lips as she did, and finished with a kiss that engulfed your whole body.
"I almost killed myself because I used so much blood" She quietly giggled
"The goddess of death wanted to drag me down to Mictlán [aztec underworld] but I outsmarted her" She said with a hint of pride. You were impressed after hearing all that, though you still were concerned about her having world-ending gas.
"I did all of these things, suffered so much, and in a way, gave birth to you people, and they still thought it was better to depict me as a man?! If I were as vain as some other goddesses out there I would've finished them off a long time ago"
"You could just fart them away a second time" Skadi laughed, and Quetzalcóatl shot her an annoyed glare.
"Anyway, you definitely have the blood of my children... my blood" She said to you with a smile, and then, suddenly licked you, like Skadi had done. This time you didn't squirm as much, but still didn't want to be smothered by her tongue or drown in her saliva. After she was done licking you, she gently blew on you, removing all traces of it on you, and without freezing you like Skadi had done.
"Yep. There's a bit of Spanish and other European stuff I don't care about there, but you're definitely my child" She said, and you were still baffled that both she and Skadi could seemingly tell your genetic makeup via taste. It felt odd, but at the same time, it didn't seem all that outlandish in context.
"So... what now...?" You asked, feeling a little confused about what was going to happen now that she was here.
"I know what you mean... but, come on! Aren't you at least a little bit happy or excited that you met your Mother Goddess?"
"Y-Yes! Even if I weren't, you know, Mexican, you're a pretty cool goddess! I just never imagined that'd be possible" You replied.
"I know, I know... I actually have watched over you, so I know that you know a decent amount of your ancestral history, and for that I'm very proud" She said, her tone reminded you of your own mom's, she definitely could do the full-on motherly tone to a T.
"I also know that you're fond of my gift" She added, though that one sounded more ambiguous, and gave her a confused look.
"Chocolate! That was my personal gift to my children, I made the plant myself, and taught them how to make drinks from it... though without sugar and milk, it was a little bit more difficult to work with..."
"But wasn't chocolate originally spicy?" You asked
"Not really. My version was sweetened with honey and vanilla, but I think your ancestors inherited my love for spices and eventually decided to add them to it themselves. Maybe it was also because it served as an energy drink too... but I have to admit, as much as I'm not fond of the Spanish, the cows and sugar they brought made chocolate much, much better" She giggled, and with a snap of her fingers, a large glass full of cold chocolate milk appeared in your hand.
"Whoah!"
"Come on, try it! I made it with love, just for you..." She cooed.
You obeyed without questioning, as this was in fact your favorite drink. As soon as you tasted it, your eyes went wide, this was the best chocolate milk ever made, it was creamy and smooth, and even it felt a little like a milkshake, but the chocolate flavor was more intense. You were in a bliss as you gulped the drink down, and its spell only broke when you drank all of it.
"What do you think?" Quetzalcóatl asked and you gave her a thumbs up.
"Thank you! That really was the best chocolate milk ever"
"Heh, what can you expect from the very creator of chocolate herself? Those damned Swiss stole almost all credit though" She said.
"Are you sure it was just because of the chocolate?" Skadi asked both you and her.
"Huh? What's that supposed to mean?"
"I dunno... Maybe you did something with the milk too..." Skadi said that as she looked at Quetzalcóatl's chest and stared at it for a moment, giggling after. Quetzalcóatl blushed a little, but the joke went over your head, and could only wonder what Skadi was hinting at, but felt like the blonde goddess wouldn't let you know even if you asked.
"So... anyway... I haven't had any visits from a mortal in centuries, so, why don't you stay for a bit and hang out with your favorite goddess?" Quetzalcóatl said to you in an oddly suggestive tone.
"I already told him that we can return him to the exact moment he left, and that he won't age in here" Skadi said.
"Excellent!" Quetzalcóatl looked at you and saw the inquisitive look in your face "What's the matter?"
"Uh, I just have a couple more questions..." You said
"I just can't help but wonder, why are you so big?"
"Are you calling me fat?" Quetzalcóatl sounded hurt and you could even see some tears welling up in her eyes.
"N-No! That wasn't what I meant!"
"You do have a bit of a belly though... and definitely have a fat ass" Skadi playfully chuckled, and Quetzalcóatl stuck her tongue out at her.
"I just meant... I know Skadi's a giantess... but, shouldn't you be like, normal size?" You asked, hoping not to hurt her feelings, but you felt like you had to ask.
"I can shrink to the same size as you humans, but this is my natural size... In human scale, I'm 1920 meters tall" She said, making you almost choke on the very air you were breathing just from hearing that sheer number.
"But don't ask her how much she weights" Skadi added with a mischievous giggle, to which Quetzalcóatl angrily stomped on the floor in response.
"You could become the new goddess of earthquakes at this rate" The frost giantess further teased the Mesoamerican deity
"My other question is... how come none of the statues looks like you? They called you the feathered serpent" You said, that being your other legit question, but also hoping to keep her from focusing on Skadi's teasing.
"The feathered serpent is indeed my other form... and I transformed into it because my children complained that there was not enough stone to make a full scale statue of me in my human form" She said embarrassedly "So I had to change into that one and pose for them to try and make sculptures of me"
"You could've helped them make you a humanoid statue if you just went on a diet and shaved a couple of tons off that ass" Skadi said, making the blonde goddess growl in annoyance at her again, but you see that she was badly suppressing a chuckle of her own
"Anyway, let me show you..." Quetzalcóatl then handed you over to Skadi before she transformed before your very own eyes, becoming a gigantic draconic snake with large quetzal wings, also sporting quite a few jade and other gemstone adornments, as well as gold, her bright emerald green scales had intrincate designs, resembling mesoamerican glyphs. Resulting in a very royal/badass kind of look for her. She only lasted a few minutes in this form before turning back to her previous human one
"And before you ask, this one is actually my true form... I used the other one mostly to fly and fight" She explained and you nodded in agreement. Then...
"I thought Tláloc only controlled water" You said
"So did I, so did I..." Quetzalcóatl sighed
"So, what happened after that?" You asked, feeling curious about the stories told from her point of view.
"Tezcatlipoca ended up eating Tláloc's first husband and the fight between the two almost destroyed the entire continent. We had to imprison Tezcatlipoca, and Tláloc found herself a new husband, who we entrusted with serving as the next sun for the next human race we made... but then, the position as the sun went to his head, and he became power-hungry, he tried to become the ruler of everything! And he wasn't even nice at it, he was just tyrannical... Worst of all he was starting to become too powerful and even Tláloc agreed he had to be stopped, but he defeated us, so we had to go and release Tezcatlipoca so we could end his threat together. But when we killed him, there was this massive flood that almost submerged the whole continent. It took Tláloc and me tons of effort fixing that... And because there was so much water, we turned the remaining humans into fish" She said
"Then, what happened?" You asked, Quetzalcóatl's version was a bit different from what you read, so you weren't quite sure anymore on what happened next.
"Then all of the gods uselessly argued about whether they had been failing themselves as gods, or if the humans they made were just plain defective, and that stupid debate got nowhere" Quetzalcóatl huffed.
"And because I saw how petty and stupid the other gods were, I concluded that if they kept on making more humans they'd be just like them, so, I made them myself..." She said, surprising you a little.
"And I didn't just grab clay, wood or maize dough to make them just like they did... No, I bled myself to create you, your ancestors. I made my own special clay, mixing my blood with the jungle's soil, from a part that was the least hit by all these disasters. That's how you, and your ancestors were born, and that's why you're all my children" She whispered, bringing you closer to her lips as she did, and finished with a kiss that engulfed your whole body.
"I almost killed myself because I used so much blood" She quietly giggled
"The goddess of death wanted to drag me down to Mictlán [aztec underworld] but I outsmarted her" She said with a hint of pride. You were impressed after hearing all that, though you still were concerned about her having world-ending gas.
"I did all of these things, suffered so much, and in a way, gave birth to you people, and they still thought it was better to depict me as a man?! If I were as vain as some other goddesses out there I would've finished them off a long time ago"
"You could just fart them away a second time" Skadi laughed, and Quetzalcóatl shot her an annoyed glare.
"Anyway, you definitely have the blood of my children... my blood" She said to you with a smile, and then, suddenly licked you, like Skadi had done. This time you didn't squirm as much, but still didn't want to be smothered by her tongue or drown in her saliva. After she was done licking you, she gently blew on you, removing all traces of it on you, and without freezing you like Skadi had done.
"Yep. There's a bit of Spanish and other European stuff I don't care about there, but you're definitely my child" She said, and you were still baffled that both she and Skadi could seemingly tell your genetic makeup via taste. It felt odd, but at the same time, it didn't seem all that outlandish in context.
"So... what now...?" You asked, feeling a little confused about what was going to happen now that she was here.
"I know what you mean... but, come on! Aren't you at least a little bit happy or excited that you met your Mother Goddess?"
"Y-Yes! Even if I weren't, you know, Mexican, you're a pretty cool goddess! I just never imagined that'd be possible" You replied.
"I know, I know... I actually have watched over you, so I know that you know a decent amount of your ancestral history, and for that I'm very proud" She said, her tone reminded you of your own mom's, she definitely could do the full-on motherly tone to a T.
"I also know that you're fond of my gift" She added, though that one sounded more ambiguous, and gave her a confused look.
"Chocolate! That was my personal gift to my children, I made the plant myself, and taught them how to make drinks from it... though without sugar and milk, it was a little bit more difficult to work with..."
"But wasn't chocolate originally spicy?" You asked
"Not really. My version was sweetened with honey and vanilla, but I think your ancestors inherited my love for spices and eventually decided to add them to it themselves. Maybe it was also because it served as an energy drink too... but I have to admit, as much as I'm not fond of the Spanish, the cows and sugar they brought made chocolate much, much better" She giggled, and with a snap of her fingers, a large glass full of cold chocolate milk appeared in your hand.
"Whoah!"
"Come on, try it! I made it with love, just for you..." She cooed.
You obeyed without questioning, as this was in fact your favorite drink. As soon as you tasted it, your eyes went wide, this was the best chocolate milk ever made, it was creamy and smooth, and even it felt a little like a milkshake, but the chocolate flavor was more intense. You were in a bliss as you gulped the drink down, and its spell only broke when you drank all of it.
"What do you think?" Quetzalcóatl asked and you gave her a thumbs up.
"Thank you! That really was the best chocolate milk ever"
"Heh, what can you expect from the very creator of chocolate herself? Those damned Swiss stole almost all credit though" She said.
"Are you sure it was just because of the chocolate?" Skadi asked both you and her.
"Huh? What's that supposed to mean?"
"I dunno... Maybe you did something with the milk too..." Skadi said that as she looked at Quetzalcóatl's chest and stared at it for a moment, giggling after. Quetzalcóatl blushed a little, but the joke went over your head, and could only wonder what Skadi was hinting at, but felt like the blonde goddess wouldn't let you know even if you asked.
"So... anyway... I haven't had any visits from a mortal in centuries, so, why don't you stay for a bit and hang out with your favorite goddess?" Quetzalcóatl said to you in an oddly suggestive tone.
"I already told him that we can return him to the exact moment he left, and that he won't age in here" Skadi said.
"Excellent!" Quetzalcóatl looked at you and saw the inquisitive look in your face "What's the matter?"
"Uh, I just have a couple more questions..." You said
"I just can't help but wonder, why are you so big?"
"Are you calling me fat?" Quetzalcóatl sounded hurt and you could even see some tears welling up in her eyes.
"N-No! That wasn't what I meant!"
"You do have a bit of a belly though... and definitely have a fat ass" Skadi playfully chuckled, and Quetzalcóatl stuck her tongue out at her.
"I just meant... I know Skadi's a giantess... but, shouldn't you be like, normal size?" You asked, hoping not to hurt her feelings, but you felt like you had to ask.
"I can shrink to the same size as you humans, but this is my natural size... In human scale, I'm 1920 meters tall" She said, making you almost choke on the very air you were breathing just from hearing that sheer number.
"But don't ask her how much she weights" Skadi added with a mischievous giggle, to which Quetzalcóatl angrily stomped on the floor in response.
"You could become the new goddess of earthquakes at this rate" The frost giantess further teased the Mesoamerican deity
"My other question is... how come none of the statues looks like you? They called you the feathered serpent" You said, that being your other legit question, but also hoping to keep her from focusing on Skadi's teasing.
"The feathered serpent is indeed my other form... and I transformed into it because my children complained that there was not enough stone to make a full scale statue of me in my human form" She said embarrassedly "So I had to change into that one and pose for them to try and make sculptures of me"
"You could've helped them make you a humanoid statue if you just went on a diet and shaved a couple of tons off that ass" Skadi said, making the blonde goddess growl in annoyance at her again, but you see that she was badly suppressing a chuckle of her own
"Anyway, let me show you..." Quetzalcóatl then handed you over to Skadi before she transformed before your very own eyes, becoming a gigantic draconic snake with large quetzal wings, also sporting quite a few jade and other gemstone adornments, as well as gold, her bright emerald green scales had intrincate designs, resembling mesoamerican glyphs. Resulting in a very royal/badass kind of look for her. She only lasted a few minutes in this form before turning back to her previous human one
"And before you ask, this one is actually my true form... I used the other one mostly to fly and fight" She explained and you nodded in agreement. Then...
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