The start of an unlikely partnership
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Whatever the bodacious business woman was going to say never made it out of her mouth, the words dying on her plump red lips.

"Shit!"

"Mphh?!"

Once again, you found yourself lost in a pillowy darkness, forcibly jammed back into the lady's deep, dark, chasm of cleavage as she seized you with both hands, spinning around while holding onto you.

The two of you ended up in an awkward position, both of Yaeko's arms coming around your head and shoulders, almost looking like she was tightly hugging you... A look that would've seemed tender or passionate had it not been for the wide-eyed, panicked look on the woman's face. No, Yaeko Minegasaki was not frightened- she wasn't the kind of woman who was frightened by anything! She was just... apprehensive. Yeah, that was it! She was a little startled about what she'd just seen and had gotten a bit jumpy, nothing more!

Yaeko ignored the kid squirming in her cleavage- ugh, lucky brat. For a kid like him to get up close and personal with her 'goods,' twice in such a short amount of time... it irritated her but there wasn't anything she could do about it. She wasn't some flustered schoolgirl, shrieking if a boy got a look up her skirt- she was the kind of woman used to doing anything to get ahead! If that meant using her 'natural weapons' Yaeko would happily do so. Sure, she had some standards- like not sleeping around to try and get ahead (she actively scorned the thought, in truth), but... well, a flash of cleavage here and a few buttons undone there could go a long way.

In other words- Yaeko was the kind of lady to more subtly use her womanly curves and beauty to her advantage.

And damn, did she take pride in herself! She was perfectly fine- no, not just fine, comfortable! She was comfortable walking around while showing a bit of cleavage- she was hot and enjoyed it when people stopped and stared to drink in her beauty! Now, that didn't mean that she was easy. Quite the opposite- Yaeko lived by the standards 'look, but don't touch,' and this dumbass kid not looking where he'd been going had gone and plowed right into her tits! That very much crossed the line of what Yaeko was okay with.

So why was she shoving him back into her boobs?

Well, that was a question with an easy answer.

A distraction.

The reason for Yaeko's panic apprehension was that a car was slowly coming down the street. Yaeko recognized the markings on it- the men (or women) inside were part of the group whose toes she may or may not have stepped on.

In other words, the car was here looking for her, and Yaeko had no intentions of finding out the hard way what would happen if she let herself get apprehended by them!

Which cycled back to why she was giving this schoolkid a free vacation straight to the Minegasaki Mountain Range. From what Yaeko's contacts had told her, the people after her only new that a) she was a woman (not very helpful info for them), b) she had breasts bigger than her head (again, not super helpful considering that the description still applied to a huge portion of Japan's population.)

The only details Yaeko knew that her 'enemy' had been provided with was that she was a) fairly tall (Yaeko stood at just over a respectable 175cm- or 5'9 for her contacts back in the states.) Also, she had mid-length purple hair.

Those two details were more problematic, as they helped her opponents narrow down the field quite a bit.

All in all- Yaeko knew that her enemy was looking for a fairly tall purple-haired woman with larger than average breasts.

The only saving grace here was that Yaeko knew her enemy was on the lookout for a woman operating solo.

So, as the car belonging to some of her enemy's goons drove past, Yaeko made sure that the kid from earlier was good and squished between her breasts, keeping him firmly pressed against her so that the huge globes completely swallowed up his head.

To the people in the passing car, they would've no doubt seen her from a distance and gotten suspicious... but the woman they were after was a real 'lone wolf' of a woman, and this lady they were passing was shamelessly 'aggressively cuddling' some guy at an hour where most people were still eating breakfast!

Yaeko let out a sigh of relief as the car rolled on past her. Keeping watch of it out of the corner of her eye (Yaeko didn't dare turn her head and stare at it, that would've been way to obvious), Yaeko only now let the (now only weakly) struggling kid in her arms free of her cleavage.

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Sweet, merciful freedom! Air! Glorious air!

You'd been maybe ten seconds away from honest-to-God blacking out. Wow, not even three hours into your new life and you'd almost been smothered in some huge giant-breasted woman's rack!

Part of you was thrilled that your wish was working out so well. You had pretty conclusive evidence that the likelihood of 'lucky pervert' incidences had been meteorically increased.

On the other hand...

The little voice in the back of your head- the last little bit of logic you had- was whispering that maybe this was 'too much of a good thing.'

Well... you could figure that out later. For now, you were still caught between gasping for breath now that you were finally free of the business lady's colossal, air-depriving boobs.

Well... At least now you could get on with your day, right? Maybe sit back and catch your breath first... Then once this lady was gone you could go back to exploring the town.

And trying not to run into any more sets of boobs while you were at it.

Finally done drawing enough air into your lungs that you no longer saw spots, you stood up from the hunched position you'd been in. You noticed something right away.

Miss Business hadn't left. She was still here, leaning on the side of the building next to you.

"Well... I've reconsidered what I was going to say, kid. I was just going to tell you to buzz off and get out of my way, but... hmm. You never did apologize for running into my breasts earlier."

Kind of hypocritical of her to bring that up now, after she'd shoved you back into her cleavage herself, causing you to almost suffocate from having her breasts pressed over (and around) your face for so long.)

"I do know some scary lawyers, kid. You don't look like you have much... But I'm sure that you wouldn't want me to sue you for what little you have..." The woman lowering her sunglasses a bit so that you could see her amethyst-colored eyes.

"Wait, you can't do that! I already said it was an accident!"

"Sure, sure... Except, the thing is, I can. So many of these 'accidental groping' incidences happen every week that frankly the courts have stopped accepting them altogether, telling us citizens to settle things outside of court... unless you know a really good lawyer... and I have a few who owe me favors..."

Crap, what now? How were you supposed to enjoy your life if you were going to lose all your money on day 1?

'Narrator, help me out here!'

Nothing. The smug bastard was probably laughing his nonexistent ass off watching you get smothered senseless by this lady, and didn't say a word.

"W-wait! There's gotta be an alternative, right?"

You didn't realize it, but this had been the woman's plan all along. A glint suddenly shone in her eyes...

"Well... it would probably be more time and effort than its worth to squeeze every last yen out of you... I suppose I could overlook you feeling up my girls this time. See, I'm in a bit of a bind, and if you, hmm... help me out with something, I might even reward you later on!"

"You, uh... you aren't going to ask me to do anything illegal, are you?" You really had no idea what this lady's goal was, but at this point you were pretty sure that she wouldn't let you go until you agreed to help her.

"See, there's been an... issue with my business lately. Long story short, there was a fire at my apartment, and I find myself needing a place to lie low, I mean, to stay until the... 'heat dies down,' shall we say?"

You didn't buy the 'fire damage' story one bit, and what had she said? Something about needing to lie low? Plus there was the whole thing about her smothering you a second time- which had really come out of nowhere. You might not have been a genius, but it didn't take one to put two and two together. If she was looking to 'lie low' then she clearly had pissed off some dangerous people in town.

Honestly at this point maybe it would just be safer to get sued. You'd thought she was just a business woman, but... now it was starting to look like she was Yakuza-affiliated... or if not Yakuza, she was definitely involved in something else shady.

You were about to tell her to screw off and just sue you, but...

(((Shujin. Take the deal. No questions, just do it!)))

'What the fuck?! Why?!' And why was the narrator showing up now of all times? Where the hell had he been when this lady was smothering the daylights out of you?

(((I said no questions! Just do it, alright?)))

"I... fine. Now that I think about it, my apartment does allow for multiple people to stay over..."

"I knew you'd come around, kid. Where's this apartment of yours?" The woman... smiled, but it wasn't one that made you happy to see. Erotic anime world or not, were you getting involved in something shady?

Now that you observed things other than this woman's absurdly-enormous breasts- which you had to remind yourself weren't absurdly huge at all, by the standards of this world- she actually had a suitcase on wheels she was pulling along behind her!

She'd come prepared, and it seemed like you'd just gotten suckered in...

"What's your name, anyway, Miss?" It wasn't like you could just keep thinking of her as 'busty business lady.'

"Yaeko. Yaeko minegasaki. And you are?"
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March 23