A bustier, more beautiful world
Harem Protagonist: CHYOA
Chapter 11
(((Wow. I, uh... I'm actually impressed, honestly. That's a hell of a wish, Shujin. My non-existant hat's off to you.)))
"So does that mean my wish will work?"
(((Of course it will! That kind of wish is pretty damn simple. You want the heroines of Harem Protagonist to all be way bustier, right?)))
"Yup." Nuff' said. That was all there was too it in the end, you wanted to live in the world of Harem Protagonist where all the heroines were way bustier!
(((Okay, hold onto the wishstone, concentrate really hard on your wish, and it'll come true. Then you'll fall asleep and wake up to a new world!)))
Simple and easy.
'I want to live in the world of Harem Protagonist where all the girls have humongous, ginormous, mega-bodacious boobs!'
*Flash*
(((And that's that! I hope you enjoy your new life!)))
"Oh, I will, believe me."
(((Out of curiosity, Shujin... what was your wish?)))
"Uh, I wished for all the girls to have giant boobs."
(((Oh, I see. That makes a bit more sense for the feedback I'm getting. Tell me, when you made the wish, did you specify that it was the heroines- AKA, the eight lovely ladies of Harem Protagonist- who were going to be targeted by the wish?)))
"Uh... now that I think about it, no. I just wished that I'd live in the world of Harem Protagonist where all the... girls... had... huge boobs."
(((Okay, I'm seeing what happened here. See, when you made that wish, the wishstone didn't think that you were specifying the heroines, just females in general.)))
"Wait, you mean..."
(((Yup. Your wish of giving the heroines of Harem Protagonist giant breasts has been applied to every woman in the world.)))
"I... I think I need to sit down."
(((Why don't you just take a nap? When you wake up, heh- things will be different!))) The Narrator chuckled, seeing you going woozy on your feet as the realization of just what you'd done sank in.
Holy shit, this went beyond the scope of any wish you'd thought of. It was so in-your-face, so audacious that you wanted to laugh.
Damn, you were entering a world operating on anime logic, and not just any kind of anime logic, but ecchi romcom harem logic! And you were applying that to a world where suddenly every single woman was going to be packing a jaw-droppingly massive rack!
That would be like living in the Naruto world where the bust size of women like Tsunade or Samui was the norm rather than the exception, or like being stuck in the zombie apocalypse of Highschool of the Dead where Shizuka Marikawa's legendary breasts were the average size, as opposed to being, well, what had made her so (in)famous on the internet.
Okay, that was enough being awake for now. You needed sleep. You needed sleep, and when you woke up, you could find out whether or not this was all just some bizarre fever dream (which your brain was telling you it was) or actually reality and you were about to be isekai'd (which your heart desperately hoped was the truth.)
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And that was how you raised the global average cup-size to an M-cup (Metric/centimeters) / H-cup (US measurements/ inches) in the span of a single night.
*Note: If the math here doesn't make sense... well, I'm not super good at math, and this is erotica-fueled fanfiction. If you're here looking for accurate math, you're in the wrong place. I'm just estimating stuff.*
1) Your wish rewrites the world of Harem Protagonist so that women have always been gigantically busty. This goes deeper than you think, beyond just updating the wardrobe of every woman on the planet with suitably massive brassieres, but changes many things you didn't even think about...
2) The world wasn't ready for your wish, no adjustments to the world (or anybody's memories) have been made. You wake up to the world of Harem Protagonist on day 1 of a new global panic
"So does that mean my wish will work?"
(((Of course it will! That kind of wish is pretty damn simple. You want the heroines of Harem Protagonist to all be way bustier, right?)))
"Yup." Nuff' said. That was all there was too it in the end, you wanted to live in the world of Harem Protagonist where all the heroines were way bustier!
(((Okay, hold onto the wishstone, concentrate really hard on your wish, and it'll come true. Then you'll fall asleep and wake up to a new world!)))
Simple and easy.
'I want to live in the world of Harem Protagonist where all the girls have humongous, ginormous, mega-bodacious boobs!'
*Flash*
(((And that's that! I hope you enjoy your new life!)))
"Oh, I will, believe me."
(((Out of curiosity, Shujin... what was your wish?)))
"Uh, I wished for all the girls to have giant boobs."
(((Oh, I see. That makes a bit more sense for the feedback I'm getting. Tell me, when you made the wish, did you specify that it was the heroines- AKA, the eight lovely ladies of Harem Protagonist- who were going to be targeted by the wish?)))
"Uh... now that I think about it, no. I just wished that I'd live in the world of Harem Protagonist where all the... girls... had... huge boobs."
(((Okay, I'm seeing what happened here. See, when you made that wish, the wishstone didn't think that you were specifying the heroines, just females in general.)))
"Wait, you mean..."
(((Yup. Your wish of giving the heroines of Harem Protagonist giant breasts has been applied to every woman in the world.)))
"I... I think I need to sit down."
(((Why don't you just take a nap? When you wake up, heh- things will be different!))) The Narrator chuckled, seeing you going woozy on your feet as the realization of just what you'd done sank in.
Holy shit, this went beyond the scope of any wish you'd thought of. It was so in-your-face, so audacious that you wanted to laugh.
Damn, you were entering a world operating on anime logic, and not just any kind of anime logic, but ecchi romcom harem logic! And you were applying that to a world where suddenly every single woman was going to be packing a jaw-droppingly massive rack!
That would be like living in the Naruto world where the bust size of women like Tsunade or Samui was the norm rather than the exception, or like being stuck in the zombie apocalypse of Highschool of the Dead where Shizuka Marikawa's legendary breasts were the average size, as opposed to being, well, what had made her so (in)famous on the internet.
Okay, that was enough being awake for now. You needed sleep. You needed sleep, and when you woke up, you could find out whether or not this was all just some bizarre fever dream (which your brain was telling you it was) or actually reality and you were about to be isekai'd (which your heart desperately hoped was the truth.)
--------------------
And that was how you raised the global average cup-size to an M-cup (Metric/centimeters) / H-cup (US measurements/ inches) in the span of a single night.
*Note: If the math here doesn't make sense... well, I'm not super good at math, and this is erotica-fueled fanfiction. If you're here looking for accurate math, you're in the wrong place. I'm just estimating stuff.*
1) Your wish rewrites the world of Harem Protagonist so that women have always been gigantically busty. This goes deeper than you think, beyond just updating the wardrobe of every woman on the planet with suitably massive brassieres, but changes many things you didn't even think about...
2) The world wasn't ready for your wish, no adjustments to the world (or anybody's memories) have been made. You wake up to the world of Harem Protagonist on day 1 of a new global panic
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