Waking up the next morning, nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary. Of course, you were Shujin Kou, 18-year old loser who lived in a small but comfortable apartment on your own. Waking up to a huge-breasted beauty greeting you wasn't in the cards... not yet, anyway.

Normally, you hated the sound of your alarm clock going off with a passion, but this morning... it heralded the start of your new life! You were still a bit groggy getting up, but you'd wanted to get up bright and early- never in your life had you voluntarily gotten up at 6:00 AM when it wasn't related to schooling or work, but...

Well, the small part of your brain that was thinking rationally and not focusing on the part about you accidentally inflating the cup-size of every woman in the world told you that getting up early on your first morning would be beneficial.

So, hear you were, drowsily brushing your teeth after showering, drying, and getting dressed. You vaguely recognized the brand on the toothpaste from your new life's memories- interestingly, it seemed that despite having been Shujin Kou for only about 16 hours, the memories from this life were already overwriting your old life.

Thoughts for later, though. You didn't want to waste time examining each and every change to the world- what brands still existed, what franchises were no longer around (you did vaguely remember in Harem Protagonist that it followed the old anime cliche of having similarly named substitutes for a lot of real-world franchises, which was probably the case here.)

'Narrator? You up?'

(((I'm always up, Shujin. I don't have a body and thus don't need to sleep. But... I do sort of go into limbo when you're sleeping. Nobody's interested in watching a guy snooze. At least, nobody sane.)))

'So... I actually got up early. Still not totally sure why, but... here I am.'

(((Attaboy. 'Early to bed and Early to rise' and all that... Seriously, you're in for a treat this morning. Good on you for not sleeping past 9.)))

You weren't quite sure what the narrator meant by treat, but... a guy could hope.

In a world where the average bust-size of women was slightly larger than/around legendary figures like Tsunade of Naruto, or Rangiku Matsumoto of Bleach... you were bound to luck out sometimes.

In Harem Protagonist, as much as it was lampooned or satirized, the 'lucky pervert' trope was still in full effect. Add in to the equation that every single woman now had boobs on par with Izumi's and, well...

The odds of you scoring a 'lucky pervert' event had been exponentially increased.

You ate a light breakfast- a granola bar and a banana- before heading out.

At first glance, nothing seemed to be drastically different with the world. It was just another medium-sized town in Japan, early morning before too many people were out...

*Boing* *Boing* *Boing*

Your jaw dropped.

There, jogging down the other side of the street, was a young woman in workout clothes. She wouldn't have looked out of place in a normal world- shoulder length brown hair, a cute face, and perfectly normal clothes for her current activity. Tight jogging pants that clung to her shapely (but average-sized) thighs and backside, a sweatband around her head...

And an enormous, oversized sports bra containing a massive pair of breasts!

'T-those things have to be 105- no, 110 cm at least!' You thought with wide-eyes, trying to estimate the lady at a glance without blatantly perving on her.

That was the elephant in the room. A woman with boobs like that would've stood out anywhere she went in your old world, but here she was, jogging down the road on her morning run without a care in the world- it was the same thing she'd done hundreds, maybe even thousands of times, just another part of her daily routine in the life of an average Japanese late 20s woman.

Of course, she didn't even notice you. You didn't draw attention to yourself, fortunately, as she might've been a bit creeped out if she'd noticed you staring at her with your jaw hanging open low enough to catch flies in. You two were on opposite sides of the street, with the whole road between you.

Another few seconds of watching the huge-breasted jogger going about her morning exercise, and then she was gone, disappearing around the corner.

'W-well... no point in staying here standing right outside my apartment. Better get on with the day...' Your decision after getting up this early was to explore the town a bit- your world-altering wish may have given every woman in the world an honest to god set of bazongas, but it hadn't covered day-to-day things like actually knowing where stuff was in your town.

Shujin Kou, who you'd... merged with? 'Usurped' didn't feel right (or accurate) hadn't been a very outgoing person, and chose to spend most of his free time playing video games or watching anime. When he needed to get food, her got cheap stuff from the convenience store at the end of his/your street, or ordered out.

Not sure where the money was coming from, as when you tried to think of his/your parents... your mind got all fuzzy. Oh well. Again, that was an issue to be resolved later on.

As it was, you didn't want to rely on takeout or cheap convenience store food for your life, so familiarizing yourself with the town was a good option. There were a few places you wanted to make sure you had the location of memorized; the closest supermarket, the nearest hospital (God forbid you actually need it), and maybe a few other important locations; police station, banks, a train/bus station and so on.

As you walked...

You noticed more and more 'changes' that seemed odd to you.

Looking at one framed advertisement in a store window next to you...

Hell, you weren't actually sure what they were advertising. Your eyes were glued to the huge, round, shirt-stretching, button-straining mountains on the pictured on the tall, beautiful saleswoman's chest! Those things were huge! Bigger than her head- bigger than your head! And barely covered! You weren't sure what to expect, but... it sure seemed like this advertising brand hadn't shied away from using the saleslady's 'natural assets' to draw advantage to her.

(((Uh... Shujin? You're missing the point here.)))

'Point? What point?'

(((That lady is busty, but not ridiculously so. She's attractive and eye-catching, sure, but not freakishly so.)))

'What?! Look at her! Those things are gigantic! How could people not stare at this ad all the time?!'

(((That's exactly what you're missing the point on! In your old world, this lady would've been ludicrously stacked! But here... she's just considered 'busty.' As in... tits like that are considered 'bigger than average' but no more.)))

Your jaw dropped as the realization hit you. This absurdly busty babe- who had to be something like an N-cup (in the metric system, and in inches... maybe an American J or K-cup)... was basically this world's equivalent of a DD-cup. A bust size of what you were estimating at around 120 centimeters minimum wasn't considered to be a medical anomaly in this world, but rather... busty. Plain, old, 'busty.'

'Holy... cow... I think... I might've gone bigger than I meant to.'

(((You regretting your wish? Because it's too late to take it back, Shujin. Actual bust measurements and cup-sizes vary country by country, factoring in average height and weight and those sorts of things... If you wanted to hear it, the average bust measurement in Japan- reported by way of government census- is 110cm. That's pretty much the same for the rest of the world, though it varies by about 5-10cm depending on what country you're in.)))

'No, nothing like that! Just... I didn't realize it was going to increase things by this much!' You thought to the narrator, who continued to listen. And... damn. Japan's national average bust measurement was on par with the bustiest of women you'd seen in anime back in your old world- Tsunade of Naruto had a reported measurement of 106cm, Shizuka Marikawa of Highschool of the Dead had a listed measurement of 108cm, and Yuko Sagiri of the HotD's sister series, Triage X had a listed size of 111cm.

And that was the average size of this world!

Finally tearing your eyes away from the huge-breasted lady on the advertisement, you continued down the street. That kind of poster would've passed for extremely niche, giant-breasted porn in your old world... but in this world was considered a common-place sight. Well, common-place in that it still clearly followed the age-old rule of 'sex sells.'

Geez... that really made you think. If your wish had pumped up the global average bust size of women by such a huge degree...

The 'lucky pervert' accidents of harem protagonist Shujin Kou were going to be the stuff of legends!


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1) You reach your first stop, a local grocery store, and head inside. (Encounter a canon heroine and/or a previously-appeared crossover heroine.)
2) You reach your first stop, the local library (CANON heroine encounter OR Crossover character who has not appeared in another branch)
3) You aren't looking where you're going, and walk straight into a huge pair of boobs!