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April 19
""Alright, pet, we're here."
Luna got off my face and Celestia reattached my leash to my collar.
My mates and I arrived at a small, cozy-looking cottage on the beach of who-knows-where.
"Reme..."
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100 views
April 19
""I'm full!" Cadance complained. "Do something!"
"Do something? The hell do you expect us to do, get some alka-seltzer?"
"Hey, I heard that!" Celestia snapped. "I said you'd follow every demand!..."
520 words
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90 views
April 19
"In their moment of terror, the two fast food workers didn't give themselves enough time to escape as all the ponies skidded to a halt, standing in a long arch surrounding the front of the gas stat..."
863 words
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119 views
April 19
""DERPY, I'M HOME!" I called into the house as I came back from work. Honestly, it was getting kind of pointless, seeing as she was always standing guard at the door, ready to welcome me with open ..."
487 words
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95 views
April 19
"My future mates were a hot, white mare with rainbow mane and a beautiful, blue one with night sky-like mane.
Wait, these two look familiar...
Oh, now I know! The white one is Princess Celesti..."
345 words
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103 views
April 19
"23rd August. Sheen
I can't understand why none of the ponies made a search and possible excavation around the area that would surely have uncovered the both of us after the exchange between the..."
1.53K words
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86 views
April 19
"Celestia stepped back patting her belly as she stood back up, she had to be four feet taller putting her at twelve feet tall with a belly at her knees, she lifted her lardy arms above her head and..."
868 words
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91 views
April 19
""We can't do that." Ian said. "We're just...frycooks. You know, the guys who make the food and place the orders and so on? We don't actually do anything more than that. We're pretty much as low on..."
434 words
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88 views
April 19
"New Equestria pre-harmony archives, section FA, vault 24P, ID #: 24933APL.
Material: Digital film stock recorded onto a portable disk drive, estimated to be conceived within late of the decade ..."
1.6K words
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April 19
""What?" Ian said, looking at his captors with disbelief. "Are you kidding me?"
"Nope." the red stallion said. "If you can't bring us to any hayburgers or what have you, we'll just have it all br..."
386 words
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86 views
April 19
""Oh shit." Horace said, backing away from the windows. "Elissa, call the cops!"
"It's not going through!" she said, yelling from behind the counter. "It's just goes to an automated message!"
"..."
543 words
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89 views
April 19
""ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!" the blue unicorn said, screeching the words at the top of her voice. "WE'RE COMING THROUGH!"
With one mighty roar, the whole mass of ponies began to smash themselves agai..."
387 words
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89 views
April 19
"The delivery truck came in around eleven that night, the driver pulling in slowly and hesitantly to the back.
"Hey, um," the driver said, a look of utter puzzlement on his face. "What the hell's..."
491 words
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70 views
April 19
""Hey, that's my burger."
The slightly raised voice ran out like a siren in the restaurant, the three humans (and a fair share of the ponies as well), turning to the source of the sound.
"Come ..."
385 words
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80 views
""HYAAAAAAHHH!!!"
With all the rest of the mob too beaten, bruised, dazed, or even just to heavy to get back on their feet, only one mare was left with the will to stay standing, and used every l..."
1.09K words
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82 views
April 19
"Alissa snapped her fingers. "...the storm cellar! That'd be a great place to hide!"
"Well, we're gonna have to get there fast, 'cause look!" Ian pointed into the restaurant: over half of the win..."
389 words
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82 views