You turn down Rat God's offer.
Traveling the Multiverse
Chapter 15
“I refuse,” You said. You headed towards what you hoped was the door. “While I’ve been told a few things about gods, one of them was to avoid meddling in their affairs.”
“Suit yourself, Chips. Unlike you, I got plenty of time,” The Rat God replied. She began to snap her fingers. Each time she did, time quickly rewound back to when you had started to walk away from her. With emphasis on each word, she said, “See? Plenty. Of. Time.”
You stopped walking and glared at her. “I really see no point in helping you. I bet you’re behind the headache.”
“Trust me, You’d rather trust a cute Rat God like myself than an adorable Squirrel God,” The Rat God replied. You said nothing, so The Rat God explained, “Remember Screwy Squirrel of the MGM cartoons or Slappy Squirrel of the Animaniacs?”
You nodded.
“With their personalities in mind, you’d… be the Squirrel God’s new target, and that’s assuming you’re on their good side. If you get on their bad side, you’d be their new hobby,” The Rat God replied, momentarily looking a little uneasy. “And since it’s been a good while since she’s been properly rutted, it’d be all to easy for you to piss her off.”
You let out an annoyed sigh. For all you know, she’s putting on a carefully-constructed act.
“Hey! I’m not acting!” She spat. When she began to walk towards you, you quickly headed towards the door and opened it.
Only to find out it was a closet, filled with clothes that clearly fit The Rat God.
She blushed and held her head with both hands. She giggled as she shook her head, “Well, if you want me to cosplay, I can. You want Student? Teacher? Policewoman? Nurse?”
The Rat Got snapped her fingers, turning into Gadget. She made a sexy pose as she spoke with Gadget’s voice, “Or perhaps Wrench-girl? Wanna put your bolt into my socket?”
“No, you spat as you closed the door. Walking past your clearly pushy host, you headed to another one and tried to open it. When it wouldn’t budge, you muttered, “Gotta be the exit, then.”
Changing back to her normal form, she said, “Another god to worry about are the various bug gods. You might wind up being the Bee God’s husband or even the Wasp God’s!”
“And their differences?” You asked, still pulling on the door.
“The Bee God is the more plump and friendly type, whereas the Wasp God is thinner and more hourglassy, but is.. How do you say… Karen-ish,” The Rat God replied with a brief shudder. "Oh! If you do try to win the Mantis God's favor, bring food or she'll eat you."
The Rat God paused to look around. With a smile and a shrug, she said, "Sort of like this, but in an Asian motif."
“Still refusing,” You grumbled. "and last thing I need is to be the hubby of a toon Karen."
“Well, can't say I didn't try,” The Rat God muttered with a shrug. She got what she originally wanted, to be back inside a cat. Yet she now felt a bit lonely. She snapped her fingers and the door began to slowly open.
“Suit yourself, Chips. Unlike you, I got plenty of time,” The Rat God replied. She began to snap her fingers. Each time she did, time quickly rewound back to when you had started to walk away from her. With emphasis on each word, she said, “See? Plenty. Of. Time.”
You stopped walking and glared at her. “I really see no point in helping you. I bet you’re behind the headache.”
“Trust me, You’d rather trust a cute Rat God like myself than an adorable Squirrel God,” The Rat God replied. You said nothing, so The Rat God explained, “Remember Screwy Squirrel of the MGM cartoons or Slappy Squirrel of the Animaniacs?”
You nodded.
“With their personalities in mind, you’d… be the Squirrel God’s new target, and that’s assuming you’re on their good side. If you get on their bad side, you’d be their new hobby,” The Rat God replied, momentarily looking a little uneasy. “And since it’s been a good while since she’s been properly rutted, it’d be all to easy for you to piss her off.”
You let out an annoyed sigh. For all you know, she’s putting on a carefully-constructed act.
“Hey! I’m not acting!” She spat. When she began to walk towards you, you quickly headed towards the door and opened it.
Only to find out it was a closet, filled with clothes that clearly fit The Rat God.
She blushed and held her head with both hands. She giggled as she shook her head, “Well, if you want me to cosplay, I can. You want Student? Teacher? Policewoman? Nurse?”
The Rat Got snapped her fingers, turning into Gadget. She made a sexy pose as she spoke with Gadget’s voice, “Or perhaps Wrench-girl? Wanna put your bolt into my socket?”
“No, you spat as you closed the door. Walking past your clearly pushy host, you headed to another one and tried to open it. When it wouldn’t budge, you muttered, “Gotta be the exit, then.”
Changing back to her normal form, she said, “Another god to worry about are the various bug gods. You might wind up being the Bee God’s husband or even the Wasp God’s!”
“And their differences?” You asked, still pulling on the door.
“The Bee God is the more plump and friendly type, whereas the Wasp God is thinner and more hourglassy, but is.. How do you say… Karen-ish,” The Rat God replied with a brief shudder. "Oh! If you do try to win the Mantis God's favor, bring food or she'll eat you."
The Rat God paused to look around. With a smile and a shrug, she said, "Sort of like this, but in an Asian motif."
“Still refusing,” You grumbled. "and last thing I need is to be the hubby of a toon Karen."
“Well, can't say I didn't try,” The Rat God muttered with a shrug. She got what she originally wanted, to be back inside a cat. Yet she now felt a bit lonely. She snapped her fingers and the door began to slowly open.
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June 2, 2023
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