Toontown Redrawn
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Aw, yeah Toontown! You've always wanted to visit that place. You always found it intriguing that there might be a place where all your favorite characters coexist.
Moreover humans haven't been seen in Toontown in a long time, so your arrival would probably cause quite a stir.
Heck, you might even get lucky and meet a nice girl or two.
You opened up a portal and gleefully stepped through.
As if reacting to your presence a long tunnel of concentric rings formed ahead of you, much like what they had on those old Looney Tunes shorts.A familiar tune was playing from somewhere, and the closer you got to the end of the tunnel the louder it became.
As soon as you stepped through the portal s disembodied voice spoke into your ear and confetti sprayed from absolutely nowhere, sticking fast to your coat.
Welcome to Toontown, the wackiest place around. Please enjoy your stay! Please also be wary of any overly friendly female Toons offering companionship, It's most likely a trap. Many of them have a human fetish and can be sexually aggressive when in the mood, making it a particularly dangerous place for humans. Good luck and have a nice visit!
OK that was weird, you could've sworn that you heard that voice give you a warning about female toons. You were kind of preoccupied with wiping the sticky confetti off of you.
Oh well, it couldn't have been that important, right?

After cleaning yourself off and patting down the creases to look presentable, you took your final steps.
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June 2, 2023
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