"As your mother and Elizabeth exchange pleasantries you quickly recover from your dazed state and decide you better try sticking close to your mother, mindful of her earlier warning about avoiding a..."

"    As Anna and her boyfriend, Luke, cuddled in each other's embrace, you found yourself inching closer to the edge of Anna's lower lips. However, the thought of her fluids pushing you out made y..."

"It's useless because God doesn't exist! A wild God appears! God used Lv. 58 Smite!"

"And after all that's here now, all that's here displayed in this cosmic instant, as you lunge forward in some asinine pose it stops. It applying not only to you, not only to Waters or the entities..."

"Jake jumps around, dodging Roger Waters. Roger Waters does a major attack. "FUCK ALL THAT WE GOT TO GET ON WITH THESE! Gotta compete with the wily Japanese! There's too many home fires, and..."

"A wild Roger Waters appears. Wild Roger Waters performs Lv. 43 Concept Album ! what have we done? Maggie, what have we done? what have we done to England? should we shout, should we screa..."

"In your panicked yelling, you fail to notice that the Level 54 Bitch was Margaret Thatcher! This will not please the fetishists. A smile creeps across your face. One Margaret Thatcher has joine..."

"1.5t = ⅓ π (h/tan60º)^2 x h 1.5t = ⅓ π x [h^3]/([tan60]^2) 1.5t = (π[h^3])/(3x3) 1.5t = (π/9) x [h^3] (13.5/π) x t = h^3 h = 3root[(13.5/π) x t] FUCK YEAH You celebrate with your cel..."

"You whip out your Advanced Calculus Textbook and begin to get back to your studies. They're quite important. Unfortunately, you can't help but be distracted by the things around you. This fills yo..."

"You are carrying... 1x TI 84 Silver Edition Plus 2x Melon 2x Dagger 3x T. Spread 1x Advanced Calculus Textbook 1x Copy of the Magna Carta"

"You wield your Necrotic Blame of Doom, garnering an additional +5 to your attack characteristic. But you must not misjudge the effects of the space-time mechanic in your 3d-space battlefield! Y..."

""FUCK THE POLICE," the reader, you, say, choosing choice 5. Bad idea. Really bad idea. In the story, already, a black hole is opening. Thousands, in fact, all destroy everything. Fuck, man. Why ..."

"By "somebody" I meant "something", and you land on Dubai. As you look around, you see several stereotypes and street vendors, when suddenly two large black men begin to play basketball!"

"Hope solo drops her shorts and drops you in between her butt crack she pulls her shorts back up and she leaves to head to her soccer game when you and her get there she sits on the bench and the c..."

"Mom down here you yell oh there you are sweetheart your mom says as you are very surprised you mom heard you. Well has Jake really been enjoying anything lately Elizabeth asks.Well you mom says he..."