"Ellie's terrifying hands leave no room for question in your mind: you need to get behind her where it's safest. A job easier said than done. Not only is her constant flailing and hand smacking maki..."

"Clearly, it was safer for you to hide inside her bra, it was much closer and easier to get to than her face. Everything has seemed to calm down on the outside too, for now, the movie is captivating..."

"The first thought in your mind is to put your ant sized body to the test and reach that bag of chips on the floor, the most straightforward adventure you can think of. You walk to the edge of the c..."

"You tell yourself she'll recognize you eventually, you didn't have to move just yet. This was a lie. In Ellie's frantic attacks, there was no chance she'd somehow pause and think before killing the..."

"The tunnel entrance of Ellie's sleeve was within arms reach, just a few more steps and you might survive! You don't even bother looking up at the hand hunting you, you were going to make it!   Th..."

"By the time it took you to realize just how wide a piece of pepperoni can be at your size, it was already too late...   You had just rounded the corner after what had felt like forever and just a..."

""Think I got it!" Ellie announces as she returns triumphantly to the table to help Frank clean up. After a few minutes of shuffling around, the two call it quits for the night and return to the cou..."

"The Fire in Ellie's eyes screamed no mercy for your pitiful soul. The giant, angry palm in the sky is getting closer with no sign of stopping. Not wanting to get obliterated under its unavoidable m..."

"In a spectacular display of tiny acrobatics, you lunge over the crispy slice of pepperoni and tumble against its equally greasy surface. The slick substance coats your entire body and even burns yo..."

"Grrrrrr* Your stomach growls just by looking at all that cheesy goodness just waiting there right for the taking. How could you NOT climb the pizza? Its aroma carries you by the nose across the ta..."

"It was stupid to play pussy with these unreadable behemoths. Standing in the middle of the living room was going to get you killed for sure! You quickly dart back onto the smooth tile of the kitche..."

"As terrifying as being on the ground at this height would be, those chips were calling your name. If you could get just one chip, it could feed you for days! Gripping the weave of the couch as tigh..."

"By every definition, you were going through a midlife crisis. It didn’t help that your boss had fired you on a whim for some Ivy League snob fresh out of college, nor did the eviction notice curren..."