In a spectacular display of tiny acrobatics, you lunge over the crispy slice of pepperoni and tumble against its equally greasy surface. The slick substance coats your entire body and even burns your sensitive eyes just by proximity, but you can't stop now! Ellie's hungry maw is getting closer and closer, her serpentine tongue, coated in food scraps, slithers in anticipation of the next bite. Just past the pepperoni is a thick mound of dark crust and on top of it, Ellie's giant thumb, her fingerprint has collected just as much oil as you have, and climbing it was not going to be easy. As you get closer, you notice her long fingernail is dipped lower than the rest of her thumb, even better, it was right in front of you! You stabilize yourself on top of an overturned ridge of pepperoni and prepare to jump! But before you do, a dark and ominous shadow casts over your backside...
Dammit! You're too late! You're panicked mind races, you have mere seconds before Ellie's estate-sized incisors slice into you like knives!
"AGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"
You hurl yourself blindly onto Ellie's thick, tacky fingernail. It's smooth but the trace amounts of nail polish make it easier to grip than her skin. You take a small breather, hard teeth mash and gnarl what's left of the pizza slice behind you, it sounds wet and disgusting but at least you weren't in there with it!
It won't be long before Ellie sees or feels you on her fingers and if you wanted to stay out of their reach, you needed to get to higher ground. Running up the wrinkled skin of her knuckle, you then make strides across the smooth but surprisingly hairy surface of her wrist. By the time you're on her forearm, the dozens of sensitive hair follicles detect your scampering presence.
The goddess above quickly turns her head towards you, and after a few moments, sheer disgust washes over her freckled face. The powerful gaze of her ocean-blue eyes zeros in on you, you're nothing but a bug to her. You try and run but Ellie's other hand begins to rise above you eager to kill. Caught exposed, vulnerable, and utterly trapped, you don't see many ways out of this in which you survive...
