Leave him to be eaten
The Shrinking Virus- Collaberotica Version
Chapter 31
"I'm better off on my own," you say, turning away from Ben as you head to the gap under the doorway.
"Ken, buddy, come on. You know I would have helped you if Lisa hadn't gotten to you during dinner," Ben said, desperately trying to get you to help him.
"She ate me alive Ben, and you did nothing!" you shout, enraged.
"How was I supposed to know she was actually going to do it? I thought she was just playing with you, she's like that some times... I really thought she was going to return you to your mom," the other man explains.
"And when I was being digested alive? You gonna tell me you wanted with all your heart to get me out of that stinking pit of hell your wife kept filling up with the rest of her dinner? I was just another morsel of protein for her and you have no idea the kind of fate those shrinks you and her have eaten experienced... YOU ATE MY FRIEND!"
"Ken, calm down man, you're different, you're our neighbour, I never thought for a moment that she was serious... What would you have me do when she did? She's my wife goddamnit! I couldn't just tell her to spit you back up, she'd...she'd..."
"She'd what? What kind of a man are you anyway... You're just a coward and now that it's your turn... I just hope she takes her time with you," you say, disgusted at the mess of a man standing before you.
"Please Ken, you gotta help me. You can't just leave me in here with her!" Ben says, visibly distraught as the realisation of his fate at the hands of his gigantic, shrink hungry wife.
"Not my problem," you say as you walk away.
*DING DING DING DING*
The sound of the doorbell echoes throughout the house, startling you. Suddenly, you realise that your escape plan has just hit a snag. Someone is standing right outside the door, and if you slip out now, there's always the possibility that you'd be noticed. Not that being noticed was necessarily a bad thing, it might mean being saved from this whole mess and being sent back home. On the other hand, you might end up being handed back to the lady of the house, and you have no doubt that Lisa will be pissed.
"Ken, buddy, come on. You know I would have helped you if Lisa hadn't gotten to you during dinner," Ben said, desperately trying to get you to help him.
"She ate me alive Ben, and you did nothing!" you shout, enraged.
"How was I supposed to know she was actually going to do it? I thought she was just playing with you, she's like that some times... I really thought she was going to return you to your mom," the other man explains.
"And when I was being digested alive? You gonna tell me you wanted with all your heart to get me out of that stinking pit of hell your wife kept filling up with the rest of her dinner? I was just another morsel of protein for her and you have no idea the kind of fate those shrinks you and her have eaten experienced... YOU ATE MY FRIEND!"
"Ken, calm down man, you're different, you're our neighbour, I never thought for a moment that she was serious... What would you have me do when she did? She's my wife goddamnit! I couldn't just tell her to spit you back up, she'd...she'd..."
"She'd what? What kind of a man are you anyway... You're just a coward and now that it's your turn... I just hope she takes her time with you," you say, disgusted at the mess of a man standing before you.
"Please Ken, you gotta help me. You can't just leave me in here with her!" Ben says, visibly distraught as the realisation of his fate at the hands of his gigantic, shrink hungry wife.
"Not my problem," you say as you walk away.
*DING DING DING DING*
The sound of the doorbell echoes throughout the house, startling you. Suddenly, you realise that your escape plan has just hit a snag. Someone is standing right outside the door, and if you slip out now, there's always the possibility that you'd be noticed. Not that being noticed was necessarily a bad thing, it might mean being saved from this whole mess and being sent back home. On the other hand, you might end up being handed back to the lady of the house, and you have no doubt that Lisa will be pissed.
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June 3, 2023
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