“Okay, what’s the last guess?” she announces. “The naval?! Wow guys. Come on. Ok we got you fooled.”
She flops her arms, dislodging you with her shoulder muscle and catches you gracefully as you fall.
“See!” she squealed to the camera. “She was there the whole time! Okay, so no one got it, so I got to pick the next game, and it’s…” – pausing for dramatic effect – “Cat and Mouse!”
That can’t be good, you think to yourself as you imagine yourself trying to run away from a giant Jessica on all fours.
“Okay, here are the rules. Susanne will hide anywhere on the bed, and I must find her. But I can only use my mouth. Now, to make it a little more interesting, I will blindfold myself, and you guys will be my eyes. If I am getting closer to her, click the yellow Bell icon on your screen, but if I am getting further away, click the red Uh-uh button.” She presses each to show her audience what to expect. The first emits a congratulatory bell when pressed and the second a recorded “Uh-uh” response.
You could see why she chose this. In addition to maybe enjoying the hunt (you still can’t tell whether she has repressed feelings or just performing), she can get all her viewers to click on her video several times, bumping her viewings ratings. This was smart.
An assistant hands her a blindfold, which she immediately puts on.
“Okay Susanne,” she explains. “You’ll have one minute to find a nice hiding spot. Audience, don’t click anything until I start moving. And the time starts now.”
You scramble across the giant bed. Underneath you are covers and sheets you can crawl under, and of course, the pillow. You also have her shirt and other clothing, which she threw to the other end of the bed, with some good nooks in it as well. Where do you go?
She flops her arms, dislodging you with her shoulder muscle and catches you gracefully as you fall.
“See!” she squealed to the camera. “She was there the whole time! Okay, so no one got it, so I got to pick the next game, and it’s…” – pausing for dramatic effect – “Cat and Mouse!”
That can’t be good, you think to yourself as you imagine yourself trying to run away from a giant Jessica on all fours.
“Okay, here are the rules. Susanne will hide anywhere on the bed, and I must find her. But I can only use my mouth. Now, to make it a little more interesting, I will blindfold myself, and you guys will be my eyes. If I am getting closer to her, click the yellow Bell icon on your screen, but if I am getting further away, click the red Uh-uh button.” She presses each to show her audience what to expect. The first emits a congratulatory bell when pressed and the second a recorded “Uh-uh” response.
You could see why she chose this. In addition to maybe enjoying the hunt (you still can’t tell whether she has repressed feelings or just performing), she can get all her viewers to click on her video several times, bumping her viewings ratings. This was smart.
An assistant hands her a blindfold, which she immediately puts on.
“Okay Susanne,” she explains. “You’ll have one minute to find a nice hiding spot. Audience, don’t click anything until I start moving. And the time starts now.”
You scramble across the giant bed. Underneath you are covers and sheets you can crawl under, and of course, the pillow. You also have her shirt and other clothing, which she threw to the other end of the bed, with some good nooks in it as well. Where do you go?
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June 3, 2023
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