A phone was tossed into your lap. You picked it up and read it.
'This is Kim Possible. When we get to a rest stop, come with me and the ones ahead of you if you don't want to wind up a stud on a leash.'
You looked around. Kim and Monique were looking at you, as were Lana, Zelda, and Toadstool. Bonnie was too busy texting on her phone. You looked back at Kim and gave a slight nod before handing her the phone back.
After a few stops, Betty said, "Alright, Ladies! coming up is the pit stop. Anyone who needs to freshen up can do so. If youse not back in 15 minutes, we're leaving without yah!"
The bus stopped at a gas station, litterally named 'The Pit Stop'. Everyone on the bus left, nearly running you over when you tried leaving.
You walked around until you were behind out of sight of the bus. Within moments, Kim, Monique, Lana, Zelda, and Toadstool arrived.
"So what's the sitch with you?" Kim asked.
"I'm Anon. I got a magic book from my Grandma and she told me to go travel before she just disappeared. So I traveled and wound up here," you answered.
Zelda smiled as she said, "I guess we're entering my territory. After all, Hyrule is filled with magic objects,"
"Tch. Kim can adapt to An-nee-thang!" Monique said, glaring at Zelda.
Princess Lana took out a phone and began typing away on it.
Putting a hand on Monique's shoulder, Kim said, "It's alright. She's helped me out when magic stuff's happened on a mission."
Toadstool asked, "So Anon, I don't k now if you already know, but men either vanished from the world, became girls themselves, or are being held in secure places for their own safety. You might want to be careful."
You rubbed your chin for a few moments before asking, "I guess, but how?"
"You can marry one of us and you'd be off the market," Kim suggested.
"Actually, the law about that is being changed," Lana said with some annoyance in her voice "Men need to be with two or more women to be considered off the market, but can marry more if they choose."
"They as in the man or they as in the women?" Toadstool asked.
"It's purposely ambiguous," Lana muttered. as she put her phone away. "I contacted a friend to pick us up."
"Who?" Monique asked.
An Orange and tan microbus pulled up and the Megaman cartoon's version of Roll leaned out and cheerfully said, "Hiya! I'm Roll Light!"
As everyone entered the microbus, Lana said, "The person with us is named Anon and they're a man."
Roll slightly gasped as she began to drive. "Oh my! Anon, I might look like a human, but I'm all bot."
Kim sighed, "Anyways, Anon. Dr. Betty Director of Global Justice can protect you, that is, if you're willing to stay and help with the man shortage problem. We can also get you connected to the World Organization Of Human Protection, if you want."
Lana said, "Or you can come to Video Game Land section of Toon world. We can hire Samus Aran to help protect you if you help us with that problem."
"Samus? Isn't she a bounty hunter?" Kim asked.
"Yes, but she does the occasional protection mission from time to time," Toadstool answered. Then she had a slight blush and a giggle, which to you suggested something more.
It took you a moment to recall that Samus was in the Captain N comics. You recalled one issue that could help win Samus's friendship. One where Samus worried that she had been hypnotized to capture Princess Lana's father. Turns out that she didn't, but had stolen the reward for it when Kraid and Ridley tried to hypnotize her. If you could show that to Samus, then you knew you'd have a friend for life!
"Anon, is it?" Roll asked in a shy tone. "I was wondering. If you're not opposed to it, can we go on a date?"
The other women looked at Roll in anger before Monique asked. "We're trying to protect this man and you're asking him out on a date?"
Taking one hand off the steering wheel to curl her pony tail in a girly manner, Roll said, "Well, he is cute and I thought it was a good time for it."
'This is Kim Possible. When we get to a rest stop, come with me and the ones ahead of you if you don't want to wind up a stud on a leash.'
You looked around. Kim and Monique were looking at you, as were Lana, Zelda, and Toadstool. Bonnie was too busy texting on her phone. You looked back at Kim and gave a slight nod before handing her the phone back.
After a few stops, Betty said, "Alright, Ladies! coming up is the pit stop. Anyone who needs to freshen up can do so. If youse not back in 15 minutes, we're leaving without yah!"
The bus stopped at a gas station, litterally named 'The Pit Stop'. Everyone on the bus left, nearly running you over when you tried leaving.
You walked around until you were behind out of sight of the bus. Within moments, Kim, Monique, Lana, Zelda, and Toadstool arrived.
"So what's the sitch with you?" Kim asked.
"I'm Anon. I got a magic book from my Grandma and she told me to go travel before she just disappeared. So I traveled and wound up here," you answered.
Zelda smiled as she said, "I guess we're entering my territory. After all, Hyrule is filled with magic objects,"
"Tch. Kim can adapt to An-nee-thang!" Monique said, glaring at Zelda.
Princess Lana took out a phone and began typing away on it.
Putting a hand on Monique's shoulder, Kim said, "It's alright. She's helped me out when magic stuff's happened on a mission."
Toadstool asked, "So Anon, I don't k now if you already know, but men either vanished from the world, became girls themselves, or are being held in secure places for their own safety. You might want to be careful."
You rubbed your chin for a few moments before asking, "I guess, but how?"
"You can marry one of us and you'd be off the market," Kim suggested.
"Actually, the law about that is being changed," Lana said with some annoyance in her voice "Men need to be with two or more women to be considered off the market, but can marry more if they choose."
"They as in the man or they as in the women?" Toadstool asked.
"It's purposely ambiguous," Lana muttered. as she put her phone away. "I contacted a friend to pick us up."
"Who?" Monique asked.
An Orange and tan microbus pulled up and the Megaman cartoon's version of Roll leaned out and cheerfully said, "Hiya! I'm Roll Light!"
As everyone entered the microbus, Lana said, "The person with us is named Anon and they're a man."
Roll slightly gasped as she began to drive. "Oh my! Anon, I might look like a human, but I'm all bot."
Kim sighed, "Anyways, Anon. Dr. Betty Director of Global Justice can protect you, that is, if you're willing to stay and help with the man shortage problem. We can also get you connected to the World Organization Of Human Protection, if you want."
Lana said, "Or you can come to Video Game Land section of Toon world. We can hire Samus Aran to help protect you if you help us with that problem."
"Samus? Isn't she a bounty hunter?" Kim asked.
"Yes, but she does the occasional protection mission from time to time," Toadstool answered. Then she had a slight blush and a giggle, which to you suggested something more.
It took you a moment to recall that Samus was in the Captain N comics. You recalled one issue that could help win Samus's friendship. One where Samus worried that she had been hypnotized to capture Princess Lana's father. Turns out that she didn't, but had stolen the reward for it when Kraid and Ridley tried to hypnotize her. If you could show that to Samus, then you knew you'd have a friend for life!
"Anon, is it?" Roll asked in a shy tone. "I was wondering. If you're not opposed to it, can we go on a date?"
The other women looked at Roll in anger before Monique asked. "We're trying to protect this man and you're asking him out on a date?"
Taking one hand off the steering wheel to curl her pony tail in a girly manner, Roll said, "Well, he is cute and I thought it was a good time for it."
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June 2, 2023
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