You pace around the bedroom that you know in reality is a cat's stomach, wondering how long it would take for you to feel the effects of the stomach acid when suddenly you jump a voice speak directly into your left ear.
"Hey stranger, I haven't seen this place before, where are we?"
Surprised, you turned around to find yourself face to face with a shapely, red squirrel maiden whose bust threatened to escape her long v-neck cut tunic.
"Hee hee, boo. Sorry to startle you, allow me to introduce myself. My name's Ratatoskr. The messenger god of the Norse pantheon and traveller of yggdrasil, the world tree. It's branches invisibly connect all planes of reality."
Hang on a sec, didn't you hear of this god before. "I thought you were a guy." You blurt out without thinking but it doesn't seem bother the squirrel god.
"Loki's not the only shapeshifter in Asgard. I decided to switch to being female about a century or two ago. Now, back to my question where are we?"
"I got eaten by a cat whilst travelling the multiverse we're in the cats stomach."
Ratatoskr looked around the room. "Are you sure? It looks like lobby of an apartment building to me. Wait are we in toontown? We're in a cartoon cat. How did you get eaten any?"
"A hallucination, I got infected by a parasite calling itself the Rat god. She made me believe I was walking into a portal when in reality it was a cat's mouth. Then when the truth was revealed she gave me this powerful anti magic migraine so I couldn't use my magic to save myself." You reply, clutching your head in empathise.
"Urgh, not that glorified parasite again. Well if you got a headache that means your still infected." Suddenly without warning the shapely squirrel maiden bashes you over the head with an acorn from nowhere and blackout.
You wake up
"Hey stranger, I haven't seen this place before, where are we?"
Surprised, you turned around to find yourself face to face with a shapely, red squirrel maiden whose bust threatened to escape her long v-neck cut tunic.
"Hee hee, boo. Sorry to startle you, allow me to introduce myself. My name's Ratatoskr. The messenger god of the Norse pantheon and traveller of yggdrasil, the world tree. It's branches invisibly connect all planes of reality."
Hang on a sec, didn't you hear of this god before. "I thought you were a guy." You blurt out without thinking but it doesn't seem bother the squirrel god.
"Loki's not the only shapeshifter in Asgard. I decided to switch to being female about a century or two ago. Now, back to my question where are we?"
"I got eaten by a cat whilst travelling the multiverse we're in the cats stomach."
Ratatoskr looked around the room. "Are you sure? It looks like lobby of an apartment building to me. Wait are we in toontown? We're in a cartoon cat. How did you get eaten any?"
"A hallucination, I got infected by a parasite calling itself the Rat god. She made me believe I was walking into a portal when in reality it was a cat's mouth. Then when the truth was revealed she gave me this powerful anti magic migraine so I couldn't use my magic to save myself." You reply, clutching your head in empathise.
"Urgh, not that glorified parasite again. Well if you got a headache that means your still infected." Suddenly without warning the shapely squirrel maiden bashes you over the head with an acorn from nowhere and blackout.
You wake up
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June 2, 2023
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