"I want to offer you my services to be your wingmare, with benefits of course! and I'll help you to get laid and get a herd in process" She mentally offered, she gave you a smug grin "You might be a male, and mares aren't picky on mates, but you will need to convince them to be in your herd long term." She paused. "Not that it won't be difficult here in Ponyville; most mare here are desperate, but you're picky and aiming high too, and that's good qualities to have here, friend."
"Really?"
"Indeed!" You heard her mental voice going for an enthusiastic tone, even looked pleased. "Ponyville has checkered numbers when coming to herds, It might not make sense for such a small town, but stallions have to be picky around here; some mares might hide it but are quite ravenous hip bursters and freaks, and you really don't want that sort of ilk next to you." She paused, also sported a mysterious grin; it somewhat unnerved you. "Since you're picky and aiming for Royalty, it's gonna be a walk in the park starting with Twilight once she arrives; by Tartarus, we can get all her friends, including Pinkie, through her, and if we do succeed, you may have a healthy size for a herd.."
"... Don't you think that you're giving this line of thought a bit too much?"
"What? Oh no, of course, thought we're indeed getting ahead of ourselves, just a bit! They're not here yet." She paused "Doesn't matter; there are plenty of mares here that would love to form a herd with you or downright have your foals."
"Such as...?" You tentatively asked which she grinned at you.
"Really?"
"Indeed!" You heard her mental voice going for an enthusiastic tone, even looked pleased. "Ponyville has checkered numbers when coming to herds, It might not make sense for such a small town, but stallions have to be picky around here; some mares might hide it but are quite ravenous hip bursters and freaks, and you really don't want that sort of ilk next to you." She paused, also sported a mysterious grin; it somewhat unnerved you. "Since you're picky and aiming for Royalty, it's gonna be a walk in the park starting with Twilight once she arrives; by Tartarus, we can get all her friends, including Pinkie, through her, and if we do succeed, you may have a healthy size for a herd.."
"... Don't you think that you're giving this line of thought a bit too much?"
"What? Oh no, of course, thought we're indeed getting ahead of ourselves, just a bit! They're not here yet." She paused "Doesn't matter; there are plenty of mares here that would love to form a herd with you or downright have your foals."
"Such as...?" You tentatively asked which she grinned at you.
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June 2, 2023
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