"To be frank, I was looking for you, specifically." She says with a smile, much to your surprise; her smile became a lustful grin and had half-lidded eyes at you. "After such intense greeting, I've been wanted to get you known a little better If you know what I mean.." She says in a somewhat sultry tone causing you to blush a bit, knowing full well what it promises. Sweetie Belle looked confused at the exchange between you two; the ponies - mostly mares - that were close and observant at you had eyes and mouths wide open due to shock at how forward Cookie was acting to you, making it no secret that it happened between you both, that until she laughed a bit to herself.
"I'm just messing with you, But yeah, I wasn't lying that I've been wanting to see you, mostly to present you my little filly and some of my family, although she got far ahead." The mentioned filly blinked but smiled cutely on being noted. The situation looked like it had been defused a bit, given that there was a filly present; however, the mares who were looking in your's and Cookie's direction a bit, especially in the latter, were giving her envious eyes and overall disappointment mostly on themselves and disapproval on Cookies' part but likely for a different reason than a moral one.
"I'd like to present you my eldest, Rarity, as well, but she is with her friends and the newly minted princess, away to the Crystal Empire; she would've love to meet you."
"Or hate you." Sweetie Belle added all of a sudden with a giggle. "She'll just faint seeing your choice of clothing."
The mention of Rarity made you grimace - at least, not visible to those looking - at the prospect of meeting her. How couldn't you be? You boned her mother, and if she spills the beans about that particular event you both had a few days prior, you'll have a unicorn that would adore the idea of skinning you and using your remains as sewing material, and that's not entering the whole issue with Cookie's husband, Hondo Flanks.
"What's wrong with my clothing?"
Yeah, not a good situation to be in it.
Actually; where is Hondo in all of this?
"Nothing wrong, dear." Cookie soothed. "Rarity always had a fascination with fashion ever since she was a filly in Sweetie Belle's age and later became the town's resident fashionista as soon she became a mare. She has her locale in the Carousel Boutique where she makes her career as a tailor, and she has a critical eye on everything fashion related and yours... ahh." She paused, seemingly thinking about the right words. "Your outfit has gotten out of fashion... a few centuries ago." She chuckles a bit awkwardly until she realizes something. "Now that it occurs to me, why do you wear so many clothes?"
"Yeah, why do you wear so many layers of clothes, mister?" Sweetie Belle added to her increasing curiosity about you.
"Oh well... you see.." You began explaining humans' need for garments while thinking about possible scenarios for the eventual meeting of her eldest daughter and then her authentic spouse. And, to be honest, none were pleasant to imagine; raging from a very disappointed husband and a very disappointed daughter that would later escalate to a family drama and eventual break of the family unit filled with angst and regret to the actual breaking of your bones coming from a raging stallion of similar bulk as Big Mac. And while you honestly can't see Rarity going for an active violent role, she would come to hate you and resent you for fucking her mother, and she won't listen to you if you say that Cookie forced herself onto you.
And that's no entering the possibility of her being pregnant; she was in heat after all.
That's unacceptable for you, at least for the latter; you'd rather have the Mane Six be at least on good term with you, so you can have an opportunity - as minimal as it was - to get some tail with them, but if one becomes... "unhappy" at your very existence, the others would undoubtedly fall behind and have very negative opinions of you inspired on the original issue, barring of any possibility of friendship with them.
As for Hondo...
Well, that's a whole different issue altogether.
It was his wife, the one who forced her way to you, though it doesn't remove the case that you had plenty of opportunities to get her off you whereas you didn't, so you were still guilty. You don't know much about Hondo, same with the mare that listened to your little lesson about humans and clothing. Both parents appeared in less than a handful of episodes to denote how they act, AJ's parents had more coverage than Rarity's, and they appeared in one single episode; as a matter of fact, the entire episode was wholly devoted to them. The only thing you know is true that he would be less than pleased at knowing that a monkey man has his way with his wife.
Ugh. You always hated to think negatively about situations though those thoughts were the most realistically to happen and the ones that often come to reality. It might be a cynical view, and yet it is also realistic in your opinion.
"And that's why Humans need clothes; aside from localized areas of the body and occasional body hair, we don't have fur like you ponies to keep us warm, and thus the need for clothing."
"Ohhh!" The filly wow'ed on the tale and then giggled a little after. "I changed my mind! Rarity would love to meet you!"
"Or rather love to use you." Cookie chuckles herself. "The idea of an entire species of people dependant on clothes with similar fashion sense as ponies sounds like a dream for her."
"Ah.. well, I'm not exactly knowledgable on recent fashion trends." You offered a sheepish smile and rubbed your neck while still dreading the future, you might be a mage, but you were also a person all the same; a person that tends to worry a lot about the future, yet, your thought was interrupted as soon as you heard Cookie ask you something.
What was it?
"I'm just messing with you, But yeah, I wasn't lying that I've been wanting to see you, mostly to present you my little filly and some of my family, although she got far ahead." The mentioned filly blinked but smiled cutely on being noted. The situation looked like it had been defused a bit, given that there was a filly present; however, the mares who were looking in your's and Cookie's direction a bit, especially in the latter, were giving her envious eyes and overall disappointment mostly on themselves and disapproval on Cookies' part but likely for a different reason than a moral one.
"I'd like to present you my eldest, Rarity, as well, but she is with her friends and the newly minted princess, away to the Crystal Empire; she would've love to meet you."
"Or hate you." Sweetie Belle added all of a sudden with a giggle. "She'll just faint seeing your choice of clothing."
The mention of Rarity made you grimace - at least, not visible to those looking - at the prospect of meeting her. How couldn't you be? You boned her mother, and if she spills the beans about that particular event you both had a few days prior, you'll have a unicorn that would adore the idea of skinning you and using your remains as sewing material, and that's not entering the whole issue with Cookie's husband, Hondo Flanks.
"What's wrong with my clothing?"
Yeah, not a good situation to be in it.
Actually; where is Hondo in all of this?
"Nothing wrong, dear." Cookie soothed. "Rarity always had a fascination with fashion ever since she was a filly in Sweetie Belle's age and later became the town's resident fashionista as soon she became a mare. She has her locale in the Carousel Boutique where she makes her career as a tailor, and she has a critical eye on everything fashion related and yours... ahh." She paused, seemingly thinking about the right words. "Your outfit has gotten out of fashion... a few centuries ago." She chuckles a bit awkwardly until she realizes something. "Now that it occurs to me, why do you wear so many clothes?"
"Yeah, why do you wear so many layers of clothes, mister?" Sweetie Belle added to her increasing curiosity about you.
"Oh well... you see.." You began explaining humans' need for garments while thinking about possible scenarios for the eventual meeting of her eldest daughter and then her authentic spouse. And, to be honest, none were pleasant to imagine; raging from a very disappointed husband and a very disappointed daughter that would later escalate to a family drama and eventual break of the family unit filled with angst and regret to the actual breaking of your bones coming from a raging stallion of similar bulk as Big Mac. And while you honestly can't see Rarity going for an active violent role, she would come to hate you and resent you for fucking her mother, and she won't listen to you if you say that Cookie forced herself onto you.
And that's no entering the possibility of her being pregnant; she was in heat after all.
That's unacceptable for you, at least for the latter; you'd rather have the Mane Six be at least on good term with you, so you can have an opportunity - as minimal as it was - to get some tail with them, but if one becomes... "unhappy" at your very existence, the others would undoubtedly fall behind and have very negative opinions of you inspired on the original issue, barring of any possibility of friendship with them.
As for Hondo...
Well, that's a whole different issue altogether.
It was his wife, the one who forced her way to you, though it doesn't remove the case that you had plenty of opportunities to get her off you whereas you didn't, so you were still guilty. You don't know much about Hondo, same with the mare that listened to your little lesson about humans and clothing. Both parents appeared in less than a handful of episodes to denote how they act, AJ's parents had more coverage than Rarity's, and they appeared in one single episode; as a matter of fact, the entire episode was wholly devoted to them. The only thing you know is true that he would be less than pleased at knowing that a monkey man has his way with his wife.
Ugh. You always hated to think negatively about situations though those thoughts were the most realistically to happen and the ones that often come to reality. It might be a cynical view, and yet it is also realistic in your opinion.
"And that's why Humans need clothes; aside from localized areas of the body and occasional body hair, we don't have fur like you ponies to keep us warm, and thus the need for clothing."
"Ohhh!" The filly wow'ed on the tale and then giggled a little after. "I changed my mind! Rarity would love to meet you!"
"Or rather love to use you." Cookie chuckles herself. "The idea of an entire species of people dependant on clothes with similar fashion sense as ponies sounds like a dream for her."
"Ah.. well, I'm not exactly knowledgable on recent fashion trends." You offered a sheepish smile and rubbed your neck while still dreading the future, you might be a mage, but you were also a person all the same; a person that tends to worry a lot about the future, yet, your thought was interrupted as soon as you heard Cookie ask you something.
What was it?
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June 2, 2023
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