Unlike the first time around, you got a restful nap, though you struggled a bit to fall asleep, as having had Jen's butt on you face had left you highly confused but also flustered, though you'd never imagine her farting on you, she almost never let loose around you, something you hopelessly wished Lillian would pick up on sometime. Still, as you were indeed drained by whatever happened earlier, you fell asleep in a matter of minutes.

You didn't have much in the way of dreaming, and instead it was one of those simpler blackout dreamless sleep people tend to get when they're really tired. It was still a pleasant feeling, but suddenly, you somehow sensed something change and slowly opened your eyes, only to find Jen's big butt less than an inch away from the left side of your face. Never in your life you had woken up so fast as you immediately covered your nose and mouth out of sheer panicked reflex. A few tense seconds later, you looked up and saw her looking at you from over her shoulder, with an annoyed pout. With no warning, she simply grabbed your hands and removed them from your face before she sat on it once again.

"Two for trying to cover up..." she said with a very slight chuckle and before you even processed what she had just said, she unleashed two enormous farts that even put her previous one to shame. Your could feel your face vibrate from their impact, and soon the smell choked you, being far worse than the first, with a hint of beans in it. As soon as you breathed in, the toxic miasma burned your nose and you choked and gagged on the thick cloud. Roughly a minute later, she got off your face and turned around.

"You know, most guys would love to wake up to a nice big booty like that" She said with a laugh.
'That... sounds like something Lillian would say...' You thought while regaining your bearings.
"Uh... I guess... but I'm not sure about the 'getting farted on' part..." You replied with a half smile. Jen playfully punched you in the shoulder in response.
"Naptime is over anyway... you should probably eat something..." Jen said as she opened a can of what appeared to be Monster, but upon looking at it again, you realized it read "Wild" instead, though the logo was literally the same, albeit inverted to make for a "W" rather than an "M". You had never seen that drink in your life.
"Yeah, I guess I missed breakfast..." You said weakly, looking around trying to find anything else that looked odd to you.

At first glance, everything looked normal, but upon closer inspection you realized every single brand was named different, sometimes still being reminiscent of the original one you remembered, but more often than not sounding like an opposite of it. You knew something was up, but you didn't know what, and you still needed to gather further info before deciding on doing anything, besides, you kind of wanted to find answer for Jen's odd behavior first.

You slowly got up, feeling better, as if you actually had slept well this time. Jen nonchalantly walked out the door and you guessed you should do the same. Still deep in thought, you walked towards the kitchen on auto-pilot and thus, didn't realize there was someone else around. Suddenly, you got hip checked against the wall, though with not enough force to hit you, before you felt a huge warm and round object pressing against your groin, pinning you against the wall.

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[Who was it?]
[Note: For reasons that will be explained farther down the line, it's impossible for Lillian to be one of these. Just saying, in case you consider her for the Reader's choice route]
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May 12, 2023
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