You were more than a little unsure about taking Maria’s offer. Would it really be smart to allow a stranger to take care of you for the foreseeable future, maybe even indefinitely, let alone someone you only met a few moments ago? But then again… she did seem fairly reliable, and at least understood the responsibility of what she was offering… Which now that you thought of THAT… was a lot more than you could sadly say for most of your family/friends. There was no telling what a lot of them would do to you at this size… and the ones you COULD know what they’d do… well needless to say it sent shivers down your spine. So, finally deciding that you would take Maria up on her offer after all (and hoping you could find a way out of this if it all went south later) you looked back up at Maria expecting to see her blue eyes looking down at you questioningly… but instead found her face contorting as—
AAAACHOOOO!!!
PPPPRRRRAAAFFFTTT!!!
—Maria let out a horrible sneeze all over you, covering you from head to toe in snot and spittle… accompanied by a fart that was apparently jostled loose, rumbling through her literal tons of lower body fat to eventually escape up through her thighs… also right onto you. It was… an atrocious 1-2 combo, to say the least.
“Oof-umm… *Snifflesnork.* I’m uh… I’m soooo sorry about that. That’s not a normal thing for me, I swear… At least… not together like that… At least… not ALL the time… A-anyway, were you saying something?”
You cringed and tried not to gag as the sensations of being smothered in snot and somehow lingering stench caught up with your shock of the situation (especially as your mouth had been open to talk when all this went down), all while Maria nonchalantly wiped her face off on her free arm’s sleeve, apparently too embarrassed to think of offering any assistance in getting YOU cleaned off. Understandably, you had a ‘sudden’ change of heart about letting this girl take care of you, but taking that she did seem apologetic into account, you decided to try and let her down easy as you tried to wipe some boogers out of your face (with limited success). “*Cough.* Umm… it’s… okay. I was, uh… I was saying I'll be honored to be in your care if you'll take me, but—“
Maria’s eyebrows arched in surprise, and she immediately started talking right over you. “Wait, really? I mean, I just sneezed and farted all over you, and you still want me to take care of you? … Ohmygosh thank you so much! It’s going to be great having such an understanding friend!” You had absolutely no idea how she could think you could be understanding in this situation, but unfortunately you had no room to correct her as she immediately started snuggling you up against her cheek, paying absolutely no mind to her own snot she was smearing all over both of you, let alone the stink from her fart that somehow seemed to be clinging to you. “Maybe I wouldn’t be single if the rest of the world was half as understanding as you are!”
As she brought you and her hand back to on top of her lap, you did your best to catch your breath, all while Maria smiled and giggled down at you, her (relatively) modest breasts jiggling along under her shirt. “Listen, Maria, I’m sure you’d be a great girlfriend, but—“
“You really think so? I bet my last date would disagree… I was trying to be perfect and do all the right things the whole movie date, and just because I got up to get a second bucket of popcorn and let out a liiiiittle gas when I was scooting by him to get back to my seat, he dumped me. He actually got sick… nearly got stuff on my shoes. That doesn’t sound like great girlfriend material to me…”
Maria was obviously feeling a little vulnerable and looking for support, but you just wanted out of this situation. Nonetheless, she was looking down at you so expectantly… Maybe you could humor her now, then convince her to bring you to someone else after? At least she seemed willing to listen for more than a second or two… “I’m sure if you weren’t trying so hard to be perfect, it would have went fine. Just be your normal, every day self. Pick someone you like who thinks you’re great, let them know how you feel, never give up, and be yourself no matter what happens. Now—“
“You… promise?” Maria was now looking at you with… a very large blush for some reason. The look and question was enough to make you forget your frustration at her talking over you once AGAIN.
“Promise… what?”
“Promise that what you said will work? No matter what?”
You barely kept from rolling your eyes, but looked Maria in the eyes before nodding. “Yes, I promise. Now please—“
“As long as I act normal?”
You couldn’t keep from facepalming this time. “Just BE your normal, Maria, don’t ACT it. Don’t even acknowledge you’re doing it.”
“Don’t act it, just be it. Got it!” You wouldn’t have been surprised if Maria had suddenly started taking notes, which was rich seeing as you’d never really had much relationship experience yourself. Still, Maria seemed happy, and now was as good a time as any to finally get her to move you to someone else— “Okay, here goes!” You were stunned into silence as Maria suddenly stood up, moving aside a bunch of stuff on the desk before setting you down and standing above you… nervously for some reason. “Number 1! Pick someone you like who thinks you’re great! Blaise, I pick you!”
Maria stood over you pointing like she was choosing a Pokémon, obviously very proud of herself, while you were more than a bit apprehensive. “Maria, that’s not—“
“Number 2! Tell them how you feel! Blaise, I feel like… we’d be really good together, because I’ll be able to be myself around you, and you’ll be understanding enough to appreciate me anyway! And… I know we just met today, but… lacking any other explanations, I think it was… well it can only be fate that you shrunk like this just before meeting me!”
“Maria, no, you have to—“
“Number 3! Never give up! Except… I already know you think I’d be a great girlfriend, you said so yourself, so… Oh! I know! I won’t let you break up with me no matter what!”
You were… stunned. Did Maria just… declare you boyfriend and girlfriend? Unfortunately, your disbelief did nothing to stop Maria from continuing on (not that anything else you had said/did had had any effect either).
“Number 4! Be yourself no matter what! So no hiding the real way I am around you! But… What I’m always trying to hide is how gross and slobby I can be. So like… I’ll let the gross me I’m always trying to hide away be free whenever I’m with you, right? But… we’ll ALWAYS be around each other now, so… Oh, dub! That means being a slob all the time then!”
You were horrified by how much this had gotten out of hand, and decided the only thing you could do is be direct as possible. “Maria… I can’t date you. I won’t.”
This was finally enough for Maria to stop completely, the enormous smile she had been sporting finally faultering… for a few moments before she started laughing. “Hehehe! Geez, Blaise, you almost got me! Don’t worry, I’ll remember Step 3! No giving up! No giving in! You’re stuck with me no matter what! Hehe! Thank you for keeping me honest though! Oh! That’s an idea! You should tell me whenever you think I’m not acting—sorry, BEING slobby enough around you—Oh, and ON you—to do ‘me’ justice!”
“W-wait Maria, no! You can’t—“
“Oh, right! We’re not supposed to acknowledge it! Should be natural! Oops! Okay uh… Oh! I know! Okay, going forward, if you complain about me being gross, I’ll know you’re ACTUALLY telling me I’m not being gross and slobby enough! Hehehe! This is going to be perfect!”
No matter what you did to try and interject, your new ‘girlfriend’ was way too far gone to listen. You had just decided to cut your losses and escape when Maria snapped her fingers and snatched you up once again. “Actually, speaking of perfect…”
Choices:
1. “…I should get to my next class, and I know the PERFECT spot to carry you most of the time!” To your horror, Maria brought you around to her monumental ass, peeling back her (apparently fleece-lined) leggings and barely-fitting polkadot panties with a LOT of effort, fully intent on shoving you deep into her ass crack to ‘transport’ you. “I’m sure nothing TOO bad will happen!” Maria winks at you, apparently doing her best to ‘not acknowledge’ how much she’s going to be farting on you throughout the next class(es).
2. “…I should skip for the rest of the day! I may have used to hide the real way I am from the world, but you’ll DEFINITELY get a full dose of ‘me’ in my room! You’ll absolutely love it!” Maria brings you to her house… and her room is a complete disaster area.
3. “…I’m actually done with classes for the day, so we should go on a date! Don’t worry, this date will be way better than my last, just me being me CONSTANTLY!” You are forced to go on a date with Maria, the whole time with her going ‘low-key’ (with varying levels of success) out of her way to show you she’s being herself ‘just like you told her’.
4. “…you wouldn’t BELIEVE all the times I tried to hide parts of me to be ‘perfect’ before…” Maria goes through a few flash backs like her last date with you where she unsuccessfully tried to cover up her slobbiness, each time making sure she DOESN’T hide that part from you as ‘naturally’ as she can muster. (For example, she talks about how she didn’t take off her shoes for days while family was visiting to cover her foot stink… while she pulls her shoes off and props her feet on the desk next to you throughout the story, etc.)
5. Reader’s Choice
AAAACHOOOO!!!
PPPPRRRRAAAFFFTTT!!!
—Maria let out a horrible sneeze all over you, covering you from head to toe in snot and spittle… accompanied by a fart that was apparently jostled loose, rumbling through her literal tons of lower body fat to eventually escape up through her thighs… also right onto you. It was… an atrocious 1-2 combo, to say the least.
“Oof-umm… *Snifflesnork.* I’m uh… I’m soooo sorry about that. That’s not a normal thing for me, I swear… At least… not together like that… At least… not ALL the time… A-anyway, were you saying something?”
You cringed and tried not to gag as the sensations of being smothered in snot and somehow lingering stench caught up with your shock of the situation (especially as your mouth had been open to talk when all this went down), all while Maria nonchalantly wiped her face off on her free arm’s sleeve, apparently too embarrassed to think of offering any assistance in getting YOU cleaned off. Understandably, you had a ‘sudden’ change of heart about letting this girl take care of you, but taking that she did seem apologetic into account, you decided to try and let her down easy as you tried to wipe some boogers out of your face (with limited success). “*Cough.* Umm… it’s… okay. I was, uh… I was saying I'll be honored to be in your care if you'll take me, but—“
Maria’s eyebrows arched in surprise, and she immediately started talking right over you. “Wait, really? I mean, I just sneezed and farted all over you, and you still want me to take care of you? … Ohmygosh thank you so much! It’s going to be great having such an understanding friend!” You had absolutely no idea how she could think you could be understanding in this situation, but unfortunately you had no room to correct her as she immediately started snuggling you up against her cheek, paying absolutely no mind to her own snot she was smearing all over both of you, let alone the stink from her fart that somehow seemed to be clinging to you. “Maybe I wouldn’t be single if the rest of the world was half as understanding as you are!”
As she brought you and her hand back to on top of her lap, you did your best to catch your breath, all while Maria smiled and giggled down at you, her (relatively) modest breasts jiggling along under her shirt. “Listen, Maria, I’m sure you’d be a great girlfriend, but—“
“You really think so? I bet my last date would disagree… I was trying to be perfect and do all the right things the whole movie date, and just because I got up to get a second bucket of popcorn and let out a liiiiittle gas when I was scooting by him to get back to my seat, he dumped me. He actually got sick… nearly got stuff on my shoes. That doesn’t sound like great girlfriend material to me…”
Maria was obviously feeling a little vulnerable and looking for support, but you just wanted out of this situation. Nonetheless, she was looking down at you so expectantly… Maybe you could humor her now, then convince her to bring you to someone else after? At least she seemed willing to listen for more than a second or two… “I’m sure if you weren’t trying so hard to be perfect, it would have went fine. Just be your normal, every day self. Pick someone you like who thinks you’re great, let them know how you feel, never give up, and be yourself no matter what happens. Now—“
“You… promise?” Maria was now looking at you with… a very large blush for some reason. The look and question was enough to make you forget your frustration at her talking over you once AGAIN.
“Promise… what?”
“Promise that what you said will work? No matter what?”
You barely kept from rolling your eyes, but looked Maria in the eyes before nodding. “Yes, I promise. Now please—“
“As long as I act normal?”
You couldn’t keep from facepalming this time. “Just BE your normal, Maria, don’t ACT it. Don’t even acknowledge you’re doing it.”
“Don’t act it, just be it. Got it!” You wouldn’t have been surprised if Maria had suddenly started taking notes, which was rich seeing as you’d never really had much relationship experience yourself. Still, Maria seemed happy, and now was as good a time as any to finally get her to move you to someone else— “Okay, here goes!” You were stunned into silence as Maria suddenly stood up, moving aside a bunch of stuff on the desk before setting you down and standing above you… nervously for some reason. “Number 1! Pick someone you like who thinks you’re great! Blaise, I pick you!”
Maria stood over you pointing like she was choosing a Pokémon, obviously very proud of herself, while you were more than a bit apprehensive. “Maria, that’s not—“
“Number 2! Tell them how you feel! Blaise, I feel like… we’d be really good together, because I’ll be able to be myself around you, and you’ll be understanding enough to appreciate me anyway! And… I know we just met today, but… lacking any other explanations, I think it was… well it can only be fate that you shrunk like this just before meeting me!”
“Maria, no, you have to—“
“Number 3! Never give up! Except… I already know you think I’d be a great girlfriend, you said so yourself, so… Oh! I know! I won’t let you break up with me no matter what!”
You were… stunned. Did Maria just… declare you boyfriend and girlfriend? Unfortunately, your disbelief did nothing to stop Maria from continuing on (not that anything else you had said/did had had any effect either).
“Number 4! Be yourself no matter what! So no hiding the real way I am around you! But… What I’m always trying to hide is how gross and slobby I can be. So like… I’ll let the gross me I’m always trying to hide away be free whenever I’m with you, right? But… we’ll ALWAYS be around each other now, so… Oh, dub! That means being a slob all the time then!”
You were horrified by how much this had gotten out of hand, and decided the only thing you could do is be direct as possible. “Maria… I can’t date you. I won’t.”
This was finally enough for Maria to stop completely, the enormous smile she had been sporting finally faultering… for a few moments before she started laughing. “Hehehe! Geez, Blaise, you almost got me! Don’t worry, I’ll remember Step 3! No giving up! No giving in! You’re stuck with me no matter what! Hehe! Thank you for keeping me honest though! Oh! That’s an idea! You should tell me whenever you think I’m not acting—sorry, BEING slobby enough around you—Oh, and ON you—to do ‘me’ justice!”
“W-wait Maria, no! You can’t—“
“Oh, right! We’re not supposed to acknowledge it! Should be natural! Oops! Okay uh… Oh! I know! Okay, going forward, if you complain about me being gross, I’ll know you’re ACTUALLY telling me I’m not being gross and slobby enough! Hehehe! This is going to be perfect!”
No matter what you did to try and interject, your new ‘girlfriend’ was way too far gone to listen. You had just decided to cut your losses and escape when Maria snapped her fingers and snatched you up once again. “Actually, speaking of perfect…”
Choices:
1. “…I should get to my next class, and I know the PERFECT spot to carry you most of the time!” To your horror, Maria brought you around to her monumental ass, peeling back her (apparently fleece-lined) leggings and barely-fitting polkadot panties with a LOT of effort, fully intent on shoving you deep into her ass crack to ‘transport’ you. “I’m sure nothing TOO bad will happen!” Maria winks at you, apparently doing her best to ‘not acknowledge’ how much she’s going to be farting on you throughout the next class(es).
2. “…I should skip for the rest of the day! I may have used to hide the real way I am from the world, but you’ll DEFINITELY get a full dose of ‘me’ in my room! You’ll absolutely love it!” Maria brings you to her house… and her room is a complete disaster area.
3. “…I’m actually done with classes for the day, so we should go on a date! Don’t worry, this date will be way better than my last, just me being me CONSTANTLY!” You are forced to go on a date with Maria, the whole time with her going ‘low-key’ (with varying levels of success) out of her way to show you she’s being herself ‘just like you told her’.
4. “…you wouldn’t BELIEVE all the times I tried to hide parts of me to be ‘perfect’ before…” Maria goes through a few flash backs like her last date with you where she unsuccessfully tried to cover up her slobbiness, each time making sure she DOESN’T hide that part from you as ‘naturally’ as she can muster. (For example, she talks about how she didn’t take off her shoes for days while family was visiting to cover her foot stink… while she pulls her shoes off and props her feet on the desk next to you throughout the story, etc.)
5. Reader’s Choice
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May 12, 2023
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