With Lillian gone for dressing purposes you sighed again and tried to wave the lingering offending stench away from your face. You then got up and more or less made your bed, thankfully your mom never really demanded you to be too much of a perfectionist and in fact, as long as your room remained reasonable clean she didn't bother you about it.

 

You headed to your bathroom and washed your face, the first thing you always did upon waking up as the cold water was quite effective at making you alert faster. Ironically, this apparently came coupled with the fact that showers don't work for you in making you sleepy but the opposite, showering wakes you up more, a small oddity you observed when hearing others talk about it.

 

Speaking of which, a morning shower was also usually among the first things you did but right now it wouldn't be such a good idea knowing that Lillian was waiting outside so you simply went back to your room and grabbed a fresh change of clothes. Just a T-shirt, another pair of boxers and some jeans, the winter weather was rather mild today and you didn't feel the need for any extra warmth.

 

Spending most of the day with Lillian didn't sound like such a bad prospect but you were at the very least hoping to keep the farting shenanigans to a minimum, however much could be considered a minimum for her or anyone in her family for that matter. Although this also largely locked you out from other options like trying to hang out with Jen, that would be nice if you could pull it off.

 

Then, all of sudden you felt an unexpected pressure from behind as well as a distinct warm, squishy surface of sorts pushing against it. A pair of arms were also wrapped around you, their distinctive paleness giving away whom they belonged to.

 

"Goddammit, Lillian! One day you're gonna give me a heart attack" You complained.

 

"Got you!" She giggled "I calculated you'd be about ready by now unless you took a shower"

 

"Not taking that risk with you here" You huffed.

 

"Aww, you're no fun" Lillian did a fake pout "I wouldn't mind taking a shower even if you were in my room, you know~" She then whispered into your ear, inevitably making your face feel and most likely look like a tomato.

 

"Anyway, other than coming to pollute my air why are you even here this early today?" You then asked.

 

"Do I really need a reason to come see my bestie?" Lillian chuckled "It's Christmas eve too! Why wouldn't we hang out? You know our families always celebrate it together"

 

"Fair enough but that's until the evening, I'd think you'd have better things to do" You replied.

 

"Nah, I already decided I'd spend the day with you" Lillian giggled again "I know, I know, you probably wanted to just chill and play videogames but you can do that any other time! I can make it worth your while~" She said, once again seductively whispering into your ear.

"Your mom actually invited the other girls and their families' too, I could call them right now so we could have some fun"

 

You gulped as you heard what Lillian had just said. The prospect of calling Jen to hang out was probably the best thing that could happen to you under these circumstances and even having Zuemy and Cindy around wasn't all that bad, if anything it could help you get some breathing room from Lillian, who often seemed to interfere when you tried to hang out with Jen specifically.

 

Your thought process was then interrupted when you felt that one of your hands was getting pressed into a huge doughy mass in which it sank effortlessly. You then realized Lillian had indeed grabbed one of your hands and was using it to knead one of her humongous asscheeks.

 

"You were enjoying that, don't lie!" She smiled "I already texted the girls, they're on their way"

 

"Wha-" You were about to protest by reflex but then stopped yourself, realizing that it wasn't such a bad outcome.

 

"Trust me, it'll be good. We have some interesting things prepared" Lillian added, letting go of her hug but using her newly free hand to grab yours and press it against her other buttcheek, rubbing both in slight circles and definitely doing the most to show off how warm and incredibly squishy they were to the touch.

 

"Good morning lil' br-Oh, oh..." As if prompted by some divine entity up there with a twisted sense of humor, your big sister Ariadne came to greet you in your room, as the door had been left open, at a very inconvenient time, seeing how Lillian was having you unwittingly fondle her plus-sized derriere.

"Have fun! But be careful, if mom sees you like this she'll want you to officially ask her out!" Ariadne teased while you closed your eyes and shook your head in shame. Lillian herself enjoyed a good chuckle and the girls winked at each other, as both loved to mess with you.

"Don't overfill him with cake, he hasn't had breakfast yet!" Ariadne said as she left the room, almost seeming like she was being loud on purpose to draw your mom's attention.

 

"I wonder what the hell must I have done in a past life for being unable to have a normal functional friendship" You said.

 

"Hmm? You're calling me a punishment? Don't you think most guys would love to have a girl best friend that's happy to let them cop a feel of her big beautiful booty?" Lillian teased with a grin.

"Sounds more like a reward to me" She shrugged "Maybe you were a hero in another life and the gods rewarded you with this life like in those isekais you and Cindy watch"

 

"The fact that you know the name betrays that you watch them too" You retorted with a bit of a smirk of your own.

 

"What can I say? Either the story is good, the battles are epic or the art is good to look at" Lillian said "But none of the girls in those are as stacked as we are" She giggled.

 

"I'm kinda concerned about the implications here" You replied, raising an eyebrow.

 

"Oh, are you? You have the nerve to say that while still feeling up this ass?" Lillian playfully called you out, pressing both of your hands into her butt more to emphasize her point.

 

"You're the one doing it" You said flatly.

 

"That might be but it'll never hold up in court" Lillian giggled softly.

 

"Guess I was wrong being born a guy in these times, my bad" You laughed a little.

 

"Huh... I had never thought about that. Would it be as fun if you were a girl instead?" Lillian then said, wondering if teasing a girl with her big booty and farts like she did to you would be significantly different and the conclusion she reached in those few moments of deep thought was that she'd probably find it just as amusing but she'd be missing out on the spiciness of it.

 

Meanwhile, somewhere else... A certain silver-haired nun had a sudden, strange feeling in her heart that coursed through the veins in her arms and diffusing into her hands, radiating off her fingers. It was as if she was somehow sensing the prospect of a lifetime of feeling up girls' massive booties, as if she was getting a sort of premonition from amongst the infinite timelines out there. The girl could only shudder and wonder why that came over her out of nowhere at such a random moment and then she resumed her charitative work at the local church, it was Christmas eve after all...

 

"We might never know" Lillian said "But I think it's funnier with you as you are"

 

"Gee, thanks" You replied with noticeable sass "I'm glad me being myself provides you with more comic relief as I get poisoned by your toxic gases on the daily"

 

"If anything you probably are the one who's most resistant to them" Lillian said and then finally let go of your hands.

 

"What now?" You asked as you noticed that she released you from her hold.

 

"You wanted to keep feeling 'em up?" Lillian said "I don't mind" She smiled again.

 

"It's not even that cold, my hands were fine without the warmth, mind you" You then said.

 

"If it were chillier I would've stuffed them in between" Lillian said in a more teasing tone that made you blush slightly and shudder.

 

"No thank you" You then looked around and saw the wall clock, reminding you that the day had pretty much just begun "I should have breakfast. I'm gonna make a wild guess and say that you're hungry too" As if on cue, Lillian's stomach growled, almost as if answering to your statement. Maybe it was a tad worrying that you could distinguish her belly noises and you definitely recognized those that signaled hunger as opposed to the ones that heralded your impending doom in the form of explosive gaseous bursts.

 

"Your mom's cooking and yours are just too good, can you blame me?" Lillian replied.

 

"I guess not, let's go..." You then said and the both of you left your bedroom, heading downstairs for breakfast.

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