Culinary Dragon Challenge
"I take it you know how to cook, but do you know how to use any of these things?" You skeptically asked.

"With the exception of these weird electricity-based contraptions, yeah. But I don't even need to. Now, to get us started..." Chiyoko did a few quick hand signs with a single hand as an ethereal looking glyph made of supernatural light appeared before her, then, you suddenly felt as if an energy wave washed across the entire room.

"What was that?" You asked, though thanks to her earlier spell, you were physically incapable of expressing worry.

"Hmm... what was it called in that thing we watched... Oh!" She said, then, as she got it, she cleared her throat
"ZA WARUDO!" She dramatically shouted while striking an extravagant pose. You were once again baffled beyond all belief, and facepalmed so hard it kind of hurt, but at the same time, a part of you couldn't help but laugh at the sheer stupidity of it. She saw it, you were trying really hard not to laugh...

"No... Just no... You do NOT pull a Jojoke on me" You said, trying to give her a stern look, but she burst out laughing instead.

"Well, it's close enough, I can freeze time and even mark a zone of exclusion for that effect. Currently, only this kitchen and us two are unaffected" She explained.

"Uh, isn't it super dangerous to freeze the flow of time?" You asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Nah. I've done this countless times. It's high level-ish magic but I've fully mastered it by now..." She said as she puffed her chest out and arrogantly laughed.

"You know, I liked dragons better when the only dangerous things about them were their size, fangs and fire breath..." You said while giving her a deadpan look.

"Awww, don't be a party pooper. I can do much more than just that. Besides, I needed to use this little cheat to be able to cook up a real nice dinner" She said and with a snap of her fingers, she summoned a black apron emblazoned with the same emblem as the badge she gave to your dad. With a few more quick hand motions, she opened a portal.

"So, this became Breaking all Laws of Logic and Physics Speedrun?"

"This is my personal pocket dimension, it's where I keep my stuff" She said, and you couldn't help but take a look into it, there were ungodly amounts of gold and many treasures, presumably from across many many worlds and universes. She nonchalantly walked into it.
"Come in, the portal will only close when I decide so" She casually said and, having no better alternatives, you followed her. Your feet sank up to your knees in gold coins and trinkets, and the supposed room looked larger than your entire house. You saw that after this section, there was another room, whose door Chiyoko opened and walked into. Your eyes almost popped out of their sockets, it was just as large as the treasure one, but this one was full of food.

'Holy crap this is the kind of stuff even Gordon Ramsay would kill for' You thought as you admired the whole thing. Countless kinds of fresh meat, lush gardens with all sorts of vegetables and fruits, though everything looked unlike stuff you knew.

"How do you even keep all of this fresh?" You couldn't help but ask.

"Simple. Time doesn't completely work here, so, anything and everything in this pocket dimension remains exactly as it was put in, unless, for example, an object is intentionally destroyed, or food is eaten" She explained as she grabbed various lumps of meat she carefully picked.

"What about people or living things?"

"Those are indeed affected by time as usual. But that was a safeguard I myself added after some ugly things happened..." She said in a quieter voice, for the first time so far, losing her usual excessive cheerfulness.

"Sorry..." You could tell that was a sensitive topic and decided to drop it. There was a bit of an awkward silence until Chiyoko declared she got everything she needed. You two walked back and out of the portal, which then closed.

"I'll make your parents a feast that'd be the envy of the richest emperors I've met" She said, and just before you could ask exactly how, her nails transformed into black claws, which she used to surgically slice and dice the meat and vegetables. Your eyes widened in awe. You knew some claws could be ridiculously sharp, but that was another whole level. She then made the meat, now neatly filleted, float in mid air and she exhaled fire onto it, achieving what looked like a perfect sear that'd be the envy of the grilled meat lovers you kind of heard about in Youtube. She also did the same with some of the vegetables, but the burst of fire she used was much smaller and lasted a shorter amount of time.

"I see you weren't kidding about being an amazing cook" You said.

"Thanks, Master" She giggled and made the now cooked meat float back onto the plates. You stared at it in awe, indeed, it looked like a feast for actual kings. And once cooked, the meat and vegetables didn't look as alien as they first did.
"Wanna know something fun?" She then asked you.

"What?"

"Our fire breath is fueled from gas we extract from our food..." She said with a mischievous smirk, and giggled when she saw your jaw drop.

"...really? So... you're telling me that..." You flatly asked in absolute disbelief and she grinned as she nodded.

"Yup! They're glorified burps" She then burst out laughing while you once again felt like your brain wanted to quit right then and there.

"Ok. Get out" You said.

"HUH?!" Chiyoko abruptly stopped laughing and her eyes widened in shock at your words.

"You heard me. Get out. You've officially forever ruined dragons for me" You then began pushing her from behind towards the kitchen's door. This was followed by frantic screaming and whining on her part, which went on for several minutes.

"Now I don't know if we should even serve this. I can't believe you burped on the food meant for my parents" You said, giving her an unamused look.

"Awww, c'mon! We dragons don't even harbor disease, and even if there was anything gross from those burps, the fire destroyed it all" She said.

"Except the fact that now I know what they actually are" You groaned.
"Uhh... okay, I'll trust you, but I'm so going to kick your tail if they get sick from this"

"If they get sick from my food I'll let you spank me all day" She giggled as she sensually turned around and bent over, showing off her large rear-end, though currently her tail wasn't there since she was posing as a mostly normal human, except for the horns she decided to retain. You shuddered. She gave you Lillian vibes, and that was no good.

"You know... even without an excuse, you could still give me a good spanking if you wish" She giggled as she wiggled her rather wide hips, making her meaty globes jiggle in a way that drew your gaze in with a gravitational-like pull. You quickly realized you were staring and shook your head, slapping yourself to snap yourself out of it. She took mental note of it, however.

"Let's just get this over with" You sighed.

"Actually, there's one more thing I need to do" She said, suddenly sounding more serious than usual.

"What?"

"I only made dinner for your parents. I haven't made yours" Chiyoko said.

"Well, go ahead then" You shrugged, unsure why you couldn't just simply take from the large amount of food she already cooked.

"But I want it to be a surprise" She frowned and crossed her arms.

"I'll close my eyes" You said, covering them with a hand.

"Hmmm... but I really need to make sure you don't cheat, Master" She said, and before you could reply, your whole body was overcome by an odd tingly feeling all over it. You quickly uncovered your eyes and found yourself falling face-first on an unknown, pale and soft surface. You quickly got up and looked up to see Chiyoko's face, but now hundreds of times larger, and realized you were standing on her hand.

"Chiyoko what the hell?!" You shouted in angry disbelief.

"Just making sure you can't see, hear or smell what your dinner will be, dear Master. Enjoy your waiting room in the meantime" She said as she picked you up and dangled you above her expansive cleavage. She winked at you and gave you a flirty smile.

Her boobs were like living, breathing fleshy mountains, in a pretty literal sense of the word, they were way huge compared to your diminutive size. As you tried to protest, she dropped you right between her plump twins and pushed you deep into her cleavage, where you were effectively isolated from the outside world. Noises from the outside were muffled to the point they were all unintelligible, no smell could reach you, it was pitch black dark and all you could feel was that her warm, doughy flesh encased you all over. You could however hear her powerfully thumping heart, and even feel its vibrations on your back. It was oddly soothing, making you feel like squirming and fighting back wasn't really worth it, and instead, you tried to get comfortable.

'There, there. Good Master' She thought, enjoying the tiny lump in her bountiful chest while she began preparing your dinner. She wanted it to be extra special, and a surprise.

But, since time was frozen and you were in a comfy spot, she took her sweet time with the preparation, lovingly preparing all of the ingredients. Then again, she might be up to something, but there was no way you'd know... Something could go wrong with her cooking as well...
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May 12, 2023