Your mom's annoyed face.
The Shrinking Virus- Collaberotica Version
Chapter 12
"Mom, please..." you plead as she picks you up and places you on the bed beside her handbag.
"SHUSH!" she yells angrily. "I don't want to hear your excuses, it's been a long, boring flight." She picks up the handbag and tosses it aside. She then sits on the other bed facing you.
"Listen," she begins, "Pam and I were talking and I think it's best I just be totally honest and truthful with you okay."
You nod as you struggle to stand on the soft duvet surface, eventually electing to sit down.
You mom looks awkwardly to her side, then down, then adjusts her composure and looks back at you.
"You going to stay with me for the whole week," she begins, "I know Pam offered to look after you, but I know Pam very well and if there's one thing I know for sure, she'll definitely eat you or step on you, so I don't really want that to happen. She's a crazy bitch, but she's my crazy bitch." You mom smiles guiltily then returns to being serious.
"Now, I'm not going to let you out of my sight, there's lots of people at this hotel and I'm sure that someone of them will happily snatch you, hell, even Pam would!"
"Please keep me away from her!" you plead.
Your mom raises her hand to silence you. "You'll be with me the whole time we are here but I need you to be mature about this?"
You mom pauses as she ponders what to say next.
"Ken, there's no easy way to say this... but... I just want you to listen before asking any questions okay?"
You nod nervously.
Your mom leans a little closer and begins talking softly, "Ken, I'm going to have sex while I'm here, possibly a few times and you're going to be in the room when that happens. I'll hide you, put you in my handbag or suitcase but you're probably going to hear things you don't want to hear and I'm sorry but... dear... I need this okay, I don't know if you understand or not but it's going to happen and I just want you to accept that and be mature about it okay. This is totally normal and we both know that Ray is not coming back. Can you handle that?"
You nod slowly.
Your mom burst into a huge smile and sighs loudly in relief!
"Thank you Ken!" she exclaims, "I'll make it up to you when we get back home. I promise. Now there's one more thing..."
Your mom reaches over to some bags on the floor and pulls out a box. "I need you to be close to me at all times, for your safety, and luckily the gift shop had some things to help."
She opens the box and pulls out what looks like...
"SHUSH!" she yells angrily. "I don't want to hear your excuses, it's been a long, boring flight." She picks up the handbag and tosses it aside. She then sits on the other bed facing you.
"Listen," she begins, "Pam and I were talking and I think it's best I just be totally honest and truthful with you okay."
You nod as you struggle to stand on the soft duvet surface, eventually electing to sit down.
You mom looks awkwardly to her side, then down, then adjusts her composure and looks back at you.
"You going to stay with me for the whole week," she begins, "I know Pam offered to look after you, but I know Pam very well and if there's one thing I know for sure, she'll definitely eat you or step on you, so I don't really want that to happen. She's a crazy bitch, but she's my crazy bitch." You mom smiles guiltily then returns to being serious.
"Now, I'm not going to let you out of my sight, there's lots of people at this hotel and I'm sure that someone of them will happily snatch you, hell, even Pam would!"
"Please keep me away from her!" you plead.
Your mom raises her hand to silence you. "You'll be with me the whole time we are here but I need you to be mature about this?"
You mom pauses as she ponders what to say next.
"Ken, there's no easy way to say this... but... I just want you to listen before asking any questions okay?"
You nod nervously.
Your mom leans a little closer and begins talking softly, "Ken, I'm going to have sex while I'm here, possibly a few times and you're going to be in the room when that happens. I'll hide you, put you in my handbag or suitcase but you're probably going to hear things you don't want to hear and I'm sorry but... dear... I need this okay, I don't know if you understand or not but it's going to happen and I just want you to accept that and be mature about it okay. This is totally normal and we both know that Ray is not coming back. Can you handle that?"
You nod slowly.
Your mom burst into a huge smile and sighs loudly in relief!
"Thank you Ken!" she exclaims, "I'll make it up to you when we get back home. I promise. Now there's one more thing..."
Your mom reaches over to some bags on the floor and pulls out a box. "I need you to be close to me at all times, for your safety, and luckily the gift shop had some things to help."
She opens the box and pulls out what looks like...
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June 3, 2023
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