Lila Test offers an idea
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Lila Test said, “Ladies, I think I have the means to best look after [Y/N]. We all take turns looking after him.”

“Perhaps we move into an apartment complex, so that he’s not a nomad under a different roof every week?” Agent K asked. “I know a few where I personally approved of the security. Some of us who have problems with employment can either help with upkeep or take up security jobs.”

Rita Loud sighed, ”I have eleven Daughters. We barely fit in our home. I can’t move into just any apartment complex with them.”

“Isn’t that a good argument to not let you adopt him?” Debbie Turnbull asked.

“They need time around a man. Otherwise, they’d be hormone-addled girls who’d turn into puddles if a guy flirts with them,” Rita replied.

“Perhaps you should send out the oldest ones to the apartment and you stay with the youngest, then? Trudy asked.

“No. We’re here to discuss [Y/N]’s adoption,” Rita replied, sounding annoyed.

“I honestly think the apartment and mom-swap might be a good idea. Reminds me of when I was in college. We all kept having to switch rooms because mad scientists tend to get on each others’ nerves,” Ghastly sighed, remembering that experience in a fond manner.

Dexter's mom sighed, “I’m kind of against the apartment idea. Sure, my Deedee might look forward to it, but I’m worried that it might be too dirty to raise [Y/N] in.”

With some concern, you said, “Uh, we’re talking about using adoption to protect me, not to raise me.”

The Toon MILFs all muttered, “Right, right.” In a matter like it wasn’t really important to talk about. That sent more than a few shivers down your spine.

“I don’t know about you ladies, but living in an apartment complex can be used against me in my job, Charlotte Pickles said.

Pamela Mansion added,“Me too, even though I know my sweet little Sammie would love to live in an apartment.”

“Count me in the ‘apartment too low class’ vote,” Tanya Barrett said.

“Hey! An apartment is not too low class! It can be very secure, especially ones that have hidden garages that the government owns! I’ve lived in plenty when I’ve been undercover on missions!” Mrs. X exclaimed. “Just let me call up my daughter Tuesday and she’ll agree with me!”

“I’ve been on stakeouts and I vote for the apartment,” Sunset Boulavardez said, glaring at the snooty trio.

Bernice Florence Hufnagel of the Duckman show looked annoyed at you and said, “I’m voting against the apartment because with so many women around, he’ll probably become a pervert who’d steal our underwear and become very familiar with the apartment layout to hide his ill gotten goods. At least him moving from house to house will allow us to search him for any of our underwear.”

Jessica hugged you a bit tighter. “Really now, Bernice? You’re usually so good with kids… Maybe you’re trying to badmouth him in front of others to get him all to yourself? I wonder… As a husband or a child? I know you’re looking for both. Maybe you think he can be both?”

“His mind is still an adult, Jessica,” Bernice said. “But in the event that the body reshapes the mind, maybe he should pick who to live with?”

MeeMee’s Mom said, “That would be a good idea, but he might decide to live on his own. He has no idea how things really are around here. He becomes an adult again and he risks the bad toons kidnapping him to make him their sex slave or something.”

LeeLee’s Mom added, “He stays as a kid and lives alone, thus Social services take him away. They’ll even take his book away, claiming he might’ve taken it from a magic-using toon.”

That worried you. Trapped in Toon Land without any way to defend yourself. You had no idea if your de-aging magic would wear off normally and let you grow up or if you’d stay this young forever.

Jessica rubbed your chest as she asked, “So… [Y/N]. Do you wanna give your two cents or let the grownups decide for you?"
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June 2, 2023