Once in your dressing room, you are barely able to slip on a really tight spandex suit. I guess they were expecting you to shrink a lot more. Suddenly, a very tall woman knocks at your door.
“Time to go Tommy.” She says, motioning for you to follow her. You stand up and follow her down a series of winding corridors. Finally, you can hear the roar of the crowd.
“LAAADIEEES AND GENTLEMANNNN! TONIGHT, WE HAVE AND INTENSE MATCHUP. IN THE RED CORNER, STANDING AT 5’10” AND WEIGHING AN EVEN 165 LBS, WE HAVE TOMMY THE TERRRRRRIBLE.”
The lady pushes you forward. You walk through the mass of people toward the ring. Once inside, you look around. There must be 20,000 fans!!
“IN THE BLUE CORNER, STANDING AT 4’8”, AND WEIGHING 119 LBS, THE FOUR TIME B DIVSION CHAMPION, AVAAAAA ENCHANTING!”
You watch as a pretty, wide girl climbs into the ring. She comes over to you sand offers her hand.
“Good luck. I’ll try not to beat up to hard on you. Shortstop.” She says.
Shortstop? You were a good head or two taller than her. She must be wrong, unless....
“Time to go Tommy.” She says, motioning for you to follow her. You stand up and follow her down a series of winding corridors. Finally, you can hear the roar of the crowd.
“LAAADIEEES AND GENTLEMANNNN! TONIGHT, WE HAVE AND INTENSE MATCHUP. IN THE RED CORNER, STANDING AT 5’10” AND WEIGHING AN EVEN 165 LBS, WE HAVE TOMMY THE TERRRRRRIBLE.”
The lady pushes you forward. You walk through the mass of people toward the ring. Once inside, you look around. There must be 20,000 fans!!
“IN THE BLUE CORNER, STANDING AT 4’8”, AND WEIGHING 119 LBS, THE FOUR TIME B DIVSION CHAMPION, AVAAAAA ENCHANTING!”
You watch as a pretty, wide girl climbs into the ring. She comes over to you sand offers her hand.
“Good luck. I’ll try not to beat up to hard on you. Shortstop.” She says.
Shortstop? You were a good head or two taller than her. She must be wrong, unless....
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May 31, 2023
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