Putting the Boom in Sis Boom Bah.
You look up and see a cheerleader--of all things--standing in the ring, but she's not built like the skinny cheerleaders you've seen on tv. She's Thick, with a capital T: slightly chubby but with most of her weight clearly residing in her wobbling chest and hips. And her uniform--a red and white, midriff-baring top with a matching frilly skirt--emphasizes her curves as well as her spirit. She's waving a pair of big Pom-poms in the air as she energetically bounces in place, making her huge breasts--just as perky as she is--bounce around like a distracting second pair of Pom-poms. She's putting on a good show, but what's she doing here? Revving the audience in some sort of pre-fight rally before your opponent gets here? Wait, Wrestling doesn't have cheerleaders, does it? You shrug your shoulders and try to roll with it (it's all you can do, at this point), climbing into the ring. As you do, you hear the cheerleader lead the crowd in another cheer.

She starts off with, "Get ready, DWA, cause it's gonna get..."

And the crowd responds: "Reeed Hooooot!"

"It's about to get..."

"Reeeed Hooooot!!"

You notice a few voices coming from nearby responding to the cheers, so you turn your head and spot more cheerleaders, five of them, surrounding the ring from the outside and moving in tandem, each one sporting curves that rival the others. They must be some sort of troupe, with the girl in the ring as the leader. As you enjoy the show, the girls outside the ring move on to a new cheer, waving their Pom-poms and kicking their legs in the air.

"Bricka Bracka, firecracker, Sis Boom Bah! Ally Wilson, Ally Wilson, rah rah rah! Bricka Bracka, firecracker, Sis Boom Bah! Ally Wilson, Ally Wilson, rah rah rah!" Who's Ally Wilson? Is she your opponent? Is she finally about to show up? You notice, for whatever reason, that the lead girl has stopped cheering in the ring and is just staring at you with her gleaming eyes. Why is she still here? Isn't the match about to start? The ref is coming over now.

Right on cue to answer your questions, the announcer's voice booms over the speakers. "Ladies and Gentlemen! For the first time ever, I present to you: Tommy the Terrible and his debut match here at the DWA! Tonight he'll be going up against: the perky, the playful, the powerful Sis Boom Bah!! You hear the girls on the side of the ring give a loud "whoo" when their leader, taking a quick bow, gets announced for the match. Wait, you're actually wrestling HER!? "Will Tommy triumph," the announcer continues, "or will he succumb to Sis Boom Bah's overwhelming cheerleading skills? You'll find out here first, folks! Let's get it on!"

The bell rings as you try to catch up to everything that's happening. Why are you wrestling a cheerleader? And why is she not moving? Even though the bell rang, Ally is just standing there with a big smile on her face, her big blue eyes locked on you, unsettling you a little. Where did all of that energy just go? Oh, maybe she's waiting for you to introduce yourself, giving you a chance to start your debut match as a good sportsman. You hold out a friendly hand and say, "Hey, I'm Tommy. I hope we have a good match."

Ally doesn't say anything, nor does she shake your hand, extending the awkward silence a little more...suddenly, she breaks it with a new cheer, striking a pose with her Pom-poms and a raised leg. "Ready? Ok? T-I-N-Y, you ain't got no alibi. You tiny! Uh-huh, you tiny," she cheers while dancing in place.

Her cheer annoys you a little (you're not that short...yet...), but at least Ally seems to be responding to you now. You try to keep rolling with things. "Um, okaaayy. Shall we get started then?" You take your stance. You're not sure what a cheerleader might have in store for you in a wrestling ring, but you try and mentally prepare for anything. Ally, on the other hand, still seems to be off in her own little cheering world, apparently not seeing you as a real threat. Instead of taking any sort of fighting stance, she happily waves her Pom-poms in the air while doing a one-woman kick line, making her thick body jiggle and bounce. "D-W-A! D-W-A," you hear her cheer, making you raise an eyebrow. She's really excited to be here, apparently.

Suddenly, with a "whoo-hoo," Ally leaves you behind and starts leaping and cheering around the ring, getting into a real groove to pump up the fans. Frontflips, backflips, cartwheels, somersaults, spins. You're dumbfounded by all the agile, skillful moves this big girl can pull off, her voluptuous, bouncy body not even tripping her up as she dances around the ring and bounces off the ropes. The crowd goes into a frenzy over Ally's performance, loving every move she makes (and you don't blame them). She's clearly got her ring presence down.

Unsure of what to do, you just stand there as Ally continues her routine. It's great and all, but shouldn't you two be wrestling already? Just when you're the most distracted, Ally bounces her back off the ropes and rushes towards you like a freight train before leaping forwards, her hands stretched ahead of her. Lacking enough time to dodge, you panic and brace yourself, expecting her to pounce on you, but Ally's hands actually land on the mat in front of you, quickly propping her up into a handstand with her back facing you. She does a split in the air as her skirt falls downward from the gravity, revealing her meaty ass clad in tiny red panties. You gawp as she starts flexing and un-flexing her creamy cheeks, effectively doing a handstand twerk directly in front of your face, her creamy booty just inches away from you.

Ally takes the chance to lead another cheer with her troupe. "Gimme an 'A'!"

"'A'"

"Gimme an 'S'!"

"'S'"

"Gimme an 'S'!"

"'S'"

"Cause I've got an ass, and it's the best, haha," Ally finishes, bouncing her cheeks with extra fervor. That last cheer felt a little lackluster to you, but you're much too distracted by Ally's admittedly amazing ass to say anything. Her opening made, Ally leans her hips forward a little more, closing the gap between her ass and your face. You barely let out a surprised gasp before Ally presses her ass against your head, firmly trapping your face between them by clenching them together. "Ally-oop," she chirps before essentially pulling off a backwards somersault with you. Dragging you along with just her ass, she deftly swinging her hips back down towards the mat and curling up just enough to land in a sitting position on top of you with a loud thud, your head sinking under her piles of soft ass flesh. All of Ally's weight bearing down on you, you groan against her smooth skin, but she easily quashes any of your attempts to squirm free by lightly bouncing her butt on your face, pummeling you silly with it as she giggles.

After she spends enough time toying with you with her ass, Ally gets up and drags your prone, weakened body along the ring, putting you in just the right spot for her next move. She lets go and steps behind you. The wind knocked out if you, you can only manage to crane your head back enough to see Ally climbing up on the turnbuckle directly behind you, the perfect angle to see her massive ass wobbling in her short skirt. She reaches the top and blows a kiss, with both hands, to the audience. "Get ready, folks: cause here comes the Boom," she yells, signaling what's next. Ally does a flashy backflip off the corner and hits you with a powerful full-body splash, crushing you. You groan under Ally's soft, heavy body as the mat shakes from her impact, her curvy body nearly hiding all of yours under her with ease. You feel your head sinking deeper and deeper against Ally's giant breasts as the fans continue to cheer on their favorite cheerleader.

What does Ally do next?
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May 31, 2023