Dirk's not home
Revenge of the Geek Gal
chapter 8
by
copier
· original author:
penslayer5
The geek girl waited eagerly in anticipation for her father to answer the door, nearly salivating at the thought of him coming outside to find his wife the size of a skyscraper. Oh she could picture it now, the sad pathetic excuse of a man on his knees begging for mercy from the wife and daughter he abused for all those years. She could see clearly in her mind his scared face, his jelly-like knees and the stain that would set when he no doubt wet himself. It would be an image she would treasure forever.
Speaking of... "What's the hold up?"
Edna knocked on the apartment door again. No answer. She began to grow agitated as she started to knock harder. What was the man even doing in there, taking a dump? The ginger began to tap her foot impatiently and knocked again. How dare this sad sack of crap keep her waiting for what would undoubtedly be one of the greatest moments of her life.
"Wait a second..." Edna placed her ear to the door and hear nothing on the other side. Her eyes widened a fraction in realization as she took a step back from the door. "Oh you've got to be kidding me! He's not even home!"
Annoyed didn't even begin to describe how Edna felt at the moment. She'd built a freaking size-gun to use against her bully, failed to use it against her, turned her own mother into a giant, got her gun stolen by said mother, was brought along on a shared quest for revenge against a mutual pain in the ass, and the pain in the ass in question wasn't even home!?
She'd come all this way for NOTHING!?
The amount of anger bubbling in her gut was akin to that of an acid pool. How dare Dirk not be home after all she'd been through. This was supposed to be a revenge quest with the promise of retribution at the end. Not a pointless fetch quest with no objective at the end.
She felt robbed, cheated, and worse... how would her mother react?
"Gah! This sucks!"
Edna stomped away from the door with her fists clenched. This was such a waste of time! Just where could that man have gone to anyway?
Speaking of... "What's the hold up?"
Edna knocked on the apartment door again. No answer. She began to grow agitated as she started to knock harder. What was the man even doing in there, taking a dump? The ginger began to tap her foot impatiently and knocked again. How dare this sad sack of crap keep her waiting for what would undoubtedly be one of the greatest moments of her life.
"Wait a second..." Edna placed her ear to the door and hear nothing on the other side. Her eyes widened a fraction in realization as she took a step back from the door. "Oh you've got to be kidding me! He's not even home!"
Annoyed didn't even begin to describe how Edna felt at the moment. She'd built a freaking size-gun to use against her bully, failed to use it against her, turned her own mother into a giant, got her gun stolen by said mother, was brought along on a shared quest for revenge against a mutual pain in the ass, and the pain in the ass in question wasn't even home!?
She'd come all this way for NOTHING!?
The amount of anger bubbling in her gut was akin to that of an acid pool. How dare Dirk not be home after all she'd been through. This was supposed to be a revenge quest with the promise of retribution at the end. Not a pointless fetch quest with no objective at the end.
She felt robbed, cheated, and worse... how would her mother react?
"Gah! This sucks!"
Edna stomped away from the door with her fists clenched. This was such a waste of time! Just where could that man have gone to anyway?
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