They do it in Dragonball Z...why not here?
The Ravénous Café
chapter 9
by
copier
· original author:
erik
"Eat me!" yells Jon, eager to be digested by this lovely woman. He wanted to join Keiichi on his way to heaven and he couldn't wait. Jon runs off the plate and goes towards Urd. Urd laughs and picks Jon up and holds him in front of her face. Urd looks at Jon...Jon looks at Urd. Jon smiled and Urd winked at him, and tossed him into her mouth.
Jon landed on Urd's gigantic tongue and Urd began to play with Jon, sending him all over her mouth and covering him with salvia. After a minute or two of this, Urd's tongue started to force Jon back towards her gullet, and she swallowed Jon alive. He fell through Urd's large gullet until he was forced through a ring of muscle and fell down, down and down to the boiling acid, ready to digest him. Urd's stomach was dark and slimy, and had very stale air. Jon felt the acid start to digest him, and he waddled in the acid to reach Keiichi...but he didn't make it fall.
Outside, Urd rubbed her belly.
"Keiichi, you were delicious...and so were you, Mr. Masters" said Urd. "I hope you like it in Heaven. Maybe I'll visit you two up there someday"
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"Hey Jon! Get up!"
Jon opened his eyes and found himself next to Keiichi. The two were in what looked like an office...but the office was so huge, that the desk within it was at least the size of a small planet! Jon looked around in confusion.
"Huh?" asked Jon. "where are we?"
"Can't you tell?" asked Keiichi. "we're in heaven"
"Since when heaven looked like an office?" asks Jon getting up from the floor.
"Since we took charge" said a booming feminie voice. Jon looked up and saw the biggest woman he ever saw! The woman was sitting behind a desk and looking at the two in front of her. That's when Jon realized that the 'floor' was actually the desktop! The woman was beautiful beyond words. She had blond hair, rosy cheeks and the biggest pair of breasts that Jon ever saw. The woman was looking through a book.
"Keiichi Moristo and Jon Masters" said the woman, finding the names in her book. "you two were eaten by the Goddess Urd...what a way to go, gentlemen,if I might add.....ah, yes...she was at that cafe I keep hearing about. Maybe I'll go there one day and have myself a tasty mortal"
"Who're you?" asked Jon. "And where's St. Peter?"
"St. Peter isn't here in anime heaven" said the woman.
"Anime heaven?!" Jon and Keiichi asked.
"Yes" said the woman, smiling. "when anime characters die, they come to anime heaven...and when you humans die, you get to meet St. Peter"
"Err...so why am I here?" asked Jon.
"Paper work got mixed up" said the woman. "since you were eaten by an anime character, you got sent here. Happens a lot since that cafe opened. You're the lucky few humans that gets admitted to anime heaven"
"And women run anime heaven?" asked Keiichi.
"Oh yes" said the woman. "got a problem with that shorty?"
"Not really" said Keiichi, looking sheepish.
"Why are we so small?" asks Jon.
"Because that's the way we like it here" said the woman. "the men are tiny and become playthings for the goddesses that live here"
"Goddesses?" asked Jon.
"Yeah, you know, a female god" said the woman. "anyway, I have to check and see if you're going to anime heaven or anime hell first"
"Anime hell?!" you and Keiichi yell.
The woman just smiled.
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