Heaven knows, Mr. Morisato
The Ravénous Café
chapter 10
by
copier
· original author:
erik
You and Keiichi sweat bullets as the giant receptionist talks on the phone. On the other end of the line, you hear a voice that you think you recongize...but you're aren't sure. You've met some pretty wild anime characters in that cafe....have you already met with the Anime God...or goddess, as the case might be? The receptionist did say that women ran anime heaven and men were just playthings to them...being toyed with a goddess for all eternity sounded like heaven to you...but first, will yougo to anime heaven or anime hell? You briefly wonder what anime hell is like....maybe the idiots that edited Escaflowne on FoxKids were there, that would be great. You don't have the heart to tell Keiichi that he's actually an anime character...but then, wouldn't he already know by now?
"Jon Masters was the greeter of that cafe you went to one time" said the receptionist on the phone. "yeah, that's the guy. Oh really? He allowed you to eat THAT much?....I see (laugh), went for the poor little kid routine, huh?"
'Poor little kid routine'?! Is the anime goddess just a kid?! Wait....you remember serving someone with red hair that claimed to be a poor homeless kid that had no money and no way of paying...so you decided to give the kid a free meal and a couple of other free meals since the kid was indeed skinny. The little girl with red hair that looked like...
"WASHU IS THE ANIME GODDESS?!" you blurt out loudly. Keiichi just stares at you, and the receptionist keeps on talking on the phone like nothing happened.
"You know the anime goddess?" asked Keiichi.
"Yeah..." you say faintly as the receptionist puts down the phone.
"Well, despite you two being virgins, you are admitted into anime heaven" saids the receptionist.
"Hey, I'm not a virgin" said Keiichi. "I did it with Urd one time when Belldandy was away"
"As if" said the receptionist, rolling her eyes. "you had two hot women in that shrine you could've banged with, but you had no backbone. But, it seems that the boss wants you two in heaven, so there's nothing I can do about it. Before you go into heaven, the boss wants to meet the two of you...a high honor indeed"
8 views
·
June 2
Log in to comment