Super Perv to the Rescue
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 64
by
copier
· original author:
fearboy
The end never came. Naruto opened his eyes in time to see Kameko stumble back grasping the breastplate covering her chest. Something had struck her in the upper body, something powerful enough to push the giant Goddess back. Only one person came to mind with the power to do something like that.
“Ero-sennin!”
Naruto never thought he’d be so happy to see Jiraiya in his whole life. The white haired Sanin stood before him, hands on his hips, gazing up at Kameko with poise. He had come here, knowing Naruto was in trouble to save him. Naruto’s first instinct was to run up to the man that had taught him so much, but he hesitated. What if the old man didn’t come to rescue him? What if the only reason he had stopped Kameko from crushing him was so he could eat him? Naruto thought of the old perverted man, grabbing him, licking him, and doing unspeakable things to him. While Naruto imagined all this, Jiraiya turned around.
“Naruto! What are you doing here?” The old man asked in bewilderment. He pulled back a second later, grimacing at what Naruto did after imagining everything Jiraiya would do to him. “And why are you throwing up?”
“Ero-sennin,” Naruto joyfully exclaimed after wiping his mouth on his sleeve. “I’m so glad to see you.”
“Why?” the perverted man asked casually, giving the trembling goddess behind him no mind.
“Because every freaken person is trying to eat me and a few seconds ago the Goddess I summoned tried to stomp me!” Naruto screamed, waving his hands around franticly. Jiraiya raised one eyebrow at his student’s sudden cry, which Naruto took as a sign he had no idea about what was going on. Slumping his shoulders, he let out a loud groan. None of this made sense.
“Wait, if you didn’t know I was in danger or even here, why did you attack Kameko?”
“Like, crap!” Naruto looked up, seeing what was going on now. Jiraiya looked up as well, but he was grinning from ear to ear as he gazed up at what he’d done.
Kameko’s breastplate had been damaged in Jiraiya’s attack and had snapped off her chest. Blood went shooting out of Naruto’s nose as he saw heavenly clouds. Jiraiya was already writing in the small notebook he carried, while keeping his eyes pinned on the swaying orbs of the now half naked Goddess.
“This is great material,” Jiraiya mumbled, wiping the drool off his chin. A twitch developed in Naruto’s right eye. The old man hadn’t been trying to save Naruto, he just attacked Kameko so he could see her naked. Grabbing the Sanin by his color, Naruto dragged his eyes off of the Goddess and back to him. Chest heaving, Naruto vented out everything.
“All night I’ve been chased by crazies, some people I know, others I have barely ever met. I’ve beaten, fought and blown people up, learned that the nine-tailed fox is a babe. I saw the unimaginable horror of Tsunade without her transformation technique activated, and then made friends with an invisible ninja I created with my mind. Summoned a Goddess, found out the girl I had a huge crush on has done pretty much anything with a pulse, rid through the village on a giantesses hand, found out Gaara is seriously messed up, got chased out of my own village and nearly got turned into foot jam. All this in the last few hours and you know what really bugs me. I still don’t why everyone wants to eat me!”
“Pssst, that’s easy. The reason everyone’s after you is because your mating chakra is out of whack.”
“My what now is out of huh?” Jiraiya pulled himself out of Naruto’s grasp and sat himself down on a bolder. Pulling out his pipe, he lit it up and started smoking. Blowing a large plum of smoke out he addressed his tired, stressed and really messed up student.
“You use the Kybuki chakra, correct?” Naruto nodded and Jiraiya continued. “You see Naruto, our furry friend inside of you uses her chakra to attract mates, kind of like an aphrodisiac. Every so hundred years, for a short time, her chakra affects the mind of all the creatures around it, causing them to try and mate with her. The important word is try, the Kybuki kills the weaker creatures and only mates with the strongest, thereby creating the strongest cubs. Right now, the Kybuki is releasing it’s mating chakra, but it’s mixing with your own chakra, corrupting it and sending mixed messages telling everyone around you that your food. It’s kind of funny if you think about it.”
“Funny in a disgusting, confusing, and utterly insane way,” Naruto grumbled. That explains why everyone is trying to eat him, but Jiraiya hadn’t answered his most important question.
“Now,” Naruto calmly began, but suddenly screamed out, “HOW THE HELL DO I FIX THIS!”
“Ero-sennin!”
Naruto never thought he’d be so happy to see Jiraiya in his whole life. The white haired Sanin stood before him, hands on his hips, gazing up at Kameko with poise. He had come here, knowing Naruto was in trouble to save him. Naruto’s first instinct was to run up to the man that had taught him so much, but he hesitated. What if the old man didn’t come to rescue him? What if the only reason he had stopped Kameko from crushing him was so he could eat him? Naruto thought of the old perverted man, grabbing him, licking him, and doing unspeakable things to him. While Naruto imagined all this, Jiraiya turned around.
“Naruto! What are you doing here?” The old man asked in bewilderment. He pulled back a second later, grimacing at what Naruto did after imagining everything Jiraiya would do to him. “And why are you throwing up?”
“Ero-sennin,” Naruto joyfully exclaimed after wiping his mouth on his sleeve. “I’m so glad to see you.”
“Why?” the perverted man asked casually, giving the trembling goddess behind him no mind.
“Because every freaken person is trying to eat me and a few seconds ago the Goddess I summoned tried to stomp me!” Naruto screamed, waving his hands around franticly. Jiraiya raised one eyebrow at his student’s sudden cry, which Naruto took as a sign he had no idea about what was going on. Slumping his shoulders, he let out a loud groan. None of this made sense.
“Wait, if you didn’t know I was in danger or even here, why did you attack Kameko?”
“Like, crap!” Naruto looked up, seeing what was going on now. Jiraiya looked up as well, but he was grinning from ear to ear as he gazed up at what he’d done.
Kameko’s breastplate had been damaged in Jiraiya’s attack and had snapped off her chest. Blood went shooting out of Naruto’s nose as he saw heavenly clouds. Jiraiya was already writing in the small notebook he carried, while keeping his eyes pinned on the swaying orbs of the now half naked Goddess.
“This is great material,” Jiraiya mumbled, wiping the drool off his chin. A twitch developed in Naruto’s right eye. The old man hadn’t been trying to save Naruto, he just attacked Kameko so he could see her naked. Grabbing the Sanin by his color, Naruto dragged his eyes off of the Goddess and back to him. Chest heaving, Naruto vented out everything.
“All night I’ve been chased by crazies, some people I know, others I have barely ever met. I’ve beaten, fought and blown people up, learned that the nine-tailed fox is a babe. I saw the unimaginable horror of Tsunade without her transformation technique activated, and then made friends with an invisible ninja I created with my mind. Summoned a Goddess, found out the girl I had a huge crush on has done pretty much anything with a pulse, rid through the village on a giantesses hand, found out Gaara is seriously messed up, got chased out of my own village and nearly got turned into foot jam. All this in the last few hours and you know what really bugs me. I still don’t why everyone wants to eat me!”
“Pssst, that’s easy. The reason everyone’s after you is because your mating chakra is out of whack.”
“My what now is out of huh?” Jiraiya pulled himself out of Naruto’s grasp and sat himself down on a bolder. Pulling out his pipe, he lit it up and started smoking. Blowing a large plum of smoke out he addressed his tired, stressed and really messed up student.
“You use the Kybuki chakra, correct?” Naruto nodded and Jiraiya continued. “You see Naruto, our furry friend inside of you uses her chakra to attract mates, kind of like an aphrodisiac. Every so hundred years, for a short time, her chakra affects the mind of all the creatures around it, causing them to try and mate with her. The important word is try, the Kybuki kills the weaker creatures and only mates with the strongest, thereby creating the strongest cubs. Right now, the Kybuki is releasing it’s mating chakra, but it’s mixing with your own chakra, corrupting it and sending mixed messages telling everyone around you that your food. It’s kind of funny if you think about it.”
“Funny in a disgusting, confusing, and utterly insane way,” Naruto grumbled. That explains why everyone is trying to eat him, but Jiraiya hadn’t answered his most important question.
“Now,” Naruto calmly began, but suddenly screamed out, “HOW THE HELL DO I FIX THIS!”
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