It's the fantastic four!?....Oh, its Team Hebi.
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chapter 62
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"From what I can tell, it's Gaara. And he's alone." Kakashi stated as he what appeared to be a tidal wave of sand heading for them. His sharingan allowed him to see from the distance to judge the enemy and their numbers. He was far away, and even at Gaara's size it would have taken at least thirty minutes to arrive at their location.
"I thought he was gonna bring the other stalkers with him?" Naruto told the others as he saw the Gaara's shape. The front of the tidal wave of sand had taken the shape of a Sand Worm, with it's mouth open and ready to crush it prey. All in his path was crushed beneath the sand as he drew closer to their location, trees were ripped apart, the earth ruptured, and small mountains and hills were consumed and disappeared beneath the sand. And even though he was far away, the group could hear Gaara's moaning. "Naruto. Naruto! I must eat you Naruto!"
"Man that is so like totally creepy the way he says your name like so many times like that." Kameko told him as she watched him draw closer. "Ya know I think I like, have a totally awesome plan to like stop him and calm him and the others down, seriously."
"Really!? Let's hear it then!" Naruto shouted with laughter. Now the goddess had finally found a way to stop all this nonsense! 'About time too! And here I thought that inner ninja of mine was all talk about her ending all this.'
"Well first I need a few things to like totally end of this for real." Kameko explained.
"Like what?" Kakashi asked. Hoping that he wouldn't have to go near the giant Gaara to get something of his to put in a ritual.
"Well. In order for me to like rid them all of Naruto's scent I like totally need like a full-blooded member of the Uchiha clan that is like still alive for real. That is needed for like the first part of the ritual." Kameko told them as she created a clay humanoid in her hand of a Uchiha and then waved her hand, causing the clay human to dissipate into dust.
"Oh Great!" Both Ninja said simultaneously. There were only two Uchihas that they knew of. One was part of a evil organization of bishounen men who paint their nails black and his specialty was mind rape. The other was emo boy who was as gay as can be and was always on the verge of cutting himself in order to get 'revenge' against his brother.
"The only Uchiha's available are both bad guys." Naruto huffed in frustration. "Not to mention the other likes to mind rape others" Naruto began to have disturbing images of Itachi eating ramen in front of him for 72 hours nonstop in the Byakugan world.
"Well I guess we'll just have to like totally deal with him on our own. Seriously." Kameko sighed. She was hoping she could use them and the other component to end this without a fight. Cause fighting wasn't this goddesses specialty. Partying and magic were her favorite specialties. But fighting wasn't, mostly cause she slept through her Goddess warrior classes at the Kami Academy.
"WELL HAVE NO FEAR!" Suddenly a voice boomed in the sky, causing the three to look up to the dark and cloudy heavens. A light beamed down to the ground as the voice spoke. Wondering who it could be. "FOR IT IS WE! THE FANTASTIC FOUR WHO HAVE COME TO AID IN YOU!" The figure who spoke was being guided slowly down in the middle of the light, followed by three other ninja. Both Naruto and Kakashi slapped their foreheads as they saw none other than Sasuke, still dressed in the gay sound uniform, floating down to the earth. Sasuke touched his throat, sending chakra into it and causing it to shrink back down to his normal volume.
"Idiot! Were Team Hebi!" Said Suigetsu. The shark like ninja boy from the Village Hidden in the Mist. "This is the third time you've done this! We decided on Team Hebi when you first gave us the name! This is just as bad as the name 'Mothers Against Drunk Driving' and 'The Justice League of America'! I don't even know what a America is anyways!"
"No! Were the Fantastic Four because I said so! And since I'm the leader I chose the name and it's Fantastic Four!" Sasuke shot back at him.
The only female member, Karin, looked dreamily at Sasuke with blood dripping from her nose "Whatever you want Sssssssassssuke!" She purred The fourth member, easily a giant when compared to the others. Wasn't paying attention, instead he was talking with what appeared to be birds on his shoulder.
"Looks like Sasuke got himself some henchmen!" Kakashi shrugged it off. He thought Sasuke was always the type to get henchmen who were evil, awesome, and as emo as he was. Not a stalker, a gay fishman, and a animal lover.
"Yeah! And they look like they all suck!" Naruto groaned.
"Who are ya saying sucks ya dumbass blond?!" Karin shot back, spilling blood over in their direction.
"That is sooooo like totally nasty." Kameko said as she had this icky look on her face.
"Well anyways. Naruto, I am here to save you! Now let's go beat Gaara and-" And so Sasuke went on and on about how great he was, all the times he cut himself, the disgusting things he did for Orochimaru, and how he wanted revenge against his brother, and blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Ignoring him, Naruto looked up at Kameko. "Okay, so what do we need to do next?"
Seeing Naruto ignore him and all his awesomeness, Sasuke hissed at him with a forked tongue. "Naruto! Lissssssten to me! Aren't I the guy you would do anything to save? I mean i'm hot, sexy, I want revenge against my brother-" Sasuke growled as he went on again about how great he was, etc., etc., etc.
Ignoring the comments made by him as well, Kameko gave Naruto her answer.
"I thought he was gonna bring the other stalkers with him?" Naruto told the others as he saw the Gaara's shape. The front of the tidal wave of sand had taken the shape of a Sand Worm, with it's mouth open and ready to crush it prey. All in his path was crushed beneath the sand as he drew closer to their location, trees were ripped apart, the earth ruptured, and small mountains and hills were consumed and disappeared beneath the sand. And even though he was far away, the group could hear Gaara's moaning. "Naruto. Naruto! I must eat you Naruto!"
"Man that is so like totally creepy the way he says your name like so many times like that." Kameko told him as she watched him draw closer. "Ya know I think I like, have a totally awesome plan to like stop him and calm him and the others down, seriously."
"Really!? Let's hear it then!" Naruto shouted with laughter. Now the goddess had finally found a way to stop all this nonsense! 'About time too! And here I thought that inner ninja of mine was all talk about her ending all this.'
"Well first I need a few things to like totally end of this for real." Kameko explained.
"Like what?" Kakashi asked. Hoping that he wouldn't have to go near the giant Gaara to get something of his to put in a ritual.
"Well. In order for me to like rid them all of Naruto's scent I like totally need like a full-blooded member of the Uchiha clan that is like still alive for real. That is needed for like the first part of the ritual." Kameko told them as she created a clay humanoid in her hand of a Uchiha and then waved her hand, causing the clay human to dissipate into dust.
"Oh Great!" Both Ninja said simultaneously. There were only two Uchihas that they knew of. One was part of a evil organization of bishounen men who paint their nails black and his specialty was mind rape. The other was emo boy who was as gay as can be and was always on the verge of cutting himself in order to get 'revenge' against his brother.
"The only Uchiha's available are both bad guys." Naruto huffed in frustration. "Not to mention the other likes to mind rape others" Naruto began to have disturbing images of Itachi eating ramen in front of him for 72 hours nonstop in the Byakugan world.
"Well I guess we'll just have to like totally deal with him on our own. Seriously." Kameko sighed. She was hoping she could use them and the other component to end this without a fight. Cause fighting wasn't this goddesses specialty. Partying and magic were her favorite specialties. But fighting wasn't, mostly cause she slept through her Goddess warrior classes at the Kami Academy.
"WELL HAVE NO FEAR!" Suddenly a voice boomed in the sky, causing the three to look up to the dark and cloudy heavens. A light beamed down to the ground as the voice spoke. Wondering who it could be. "FOR IT IS WE! THE FANTASTIC FOUR WHO HAVE COME TO AID IN YOU!" The figure who spoke was being guided slowly down in the middle of the light, followed by three other ninja. Both Naruto and Kakashi slapped their foreheads as they saw none other than Sasuke, still dressed in the gay sound uniform, floating down to the earth. Sasuke touched his throat, sending chakra into it and causing it to shrink back down to his normal volume.
"Idiot! Were Team Hebi!" Said Suigetsu. The shark like ninja boy from the Village Hidden in the Mist. "This is the third time you've done this! We decided on Team Hebi when you first gave us the name! This is just as bad as the name 'Mothers Against Drunk Driving' and 'The Justice League of America'! I don't even know what a America is anyways!"
"No! Were the Fantastic Four because I said so! And since I'm the leader I chose the name and it's Fantastic Four!" Sasuke shot back at him.
The only female member, Karin, looked dreamily at Sasuke with blood dripping from her nose "Whatever you want Sssssssassssuke!" She purred The fourth member, easily a giant when compared to the others. Wasn't paying attention, instead he was talking with what appeared to be birds on his shoulder.
"Looks like Sasuke got himself some henchmen!" Kakashi shrugged it off. He thought Sasuke was always the type to get henchmen who were evil, awesome, and as emo as he was. Not a stalker, a gay fishman, and a animal lover.
"Yeah! And they look like they all suck!" Naruto groaned.
"Who are ya saying sucks ya dumbass blond?!" Karin shot back, spilling blood over in their direction.
"That is sooooo like totally nasty." Kameko said as she had this icky look on her face.
"Well anyways. Naruto, I am here to save you! Now let's go beat Gaara and-" And so Sasuke went on and on about how great he was, all the times he cut himself, the disgusting things he did for Orochimaru, and how he wanted revenge against his brother, and blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Ignoring him, Naruto looked up at Kameko. "Okay, so what do we need to do next?"
Seeing Naruto ignore him and all his awesomeness, Sasuke hissed at him with a forked tongue. "Naruto! Lissssssten to me! Aren't I the guy you would do anything to save? I mean i'm hot, sexy, I want revenge against my brother-" Sasuke growled as he went on again about how great he was, etc., etc., etc.
Ignoring the comments made by him as well, Kameko gave Naruto her answer.
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