Hiding From the Unlawful
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chapter 27
by
copier
· original author:
fearboy
Naruto stood in the middle of Kakashi’s living room, his back turned to the three other males. He looked like he was trying to concentrate hard, but in fact he was staring long and hard at the large ten-by-ten poster covering Kakashi’s wall. The poster was for the new Come Come Paradise book, Legend of the foot long python. Naruto didn’t get the title because he couldn’t see his old pervy teacher writing about snakes. He was trying to figure out the meaning of the title by checking out the poster, which consisted of semi-nude girls crowding around a faceless white haired man. The fact that Naruto was more engrossed in this curiosity instead of the imminent danger he was in, said a lot about the boys priorities.
While Naruto pursued speculation about the meaning of the poster, Kakashi, Keiji and Neji crowded around the dinning room table and tried to figure out the best move they should make now.
“I still think it’s best to go to the Hokage. I’m sure she already knows something’s afoot after the explosion Naruto caused. We need to go see her.” Keiji crossed his arms over his chest, refusing to budge from his well thought out plan. They needed to make contact with the highest authority posthaste. It was the responsible and reasonable thing to do, therefore the best course of action.
“Great idea, except our dear Hokage may very well be one of Naruto’s stalkers. We already know from Sakura’s account that Shizune is after Naruto, so it’s very possible that her teacher and friend might be in on it too.” Kakashi sat back in his chair, more relaxed then the stuffier Keiji. He dealt with these types of problems all the time. Okay, maybe not this exact type of problem, but he still had experience with danger and could keep a clear head.
“First,” Keiji started to say. “The information we got was from a deeply disturbed girl that was in the throes of a hunger for human flesh, so her word isn’t something to be taken too seriously. Second, the Hokage is the foremost leader in the village. Out of everyone living in Konohagakure, she is the highest authority. Therefore, she is the most mature and sharp person in the village.”
“Right,” Kakashi deadpanned. “You’ve never been in the same room as her, am I correct?”
“Yes, I haven’t had the pleasure of ever meeting her face to face, why does that matter?”
Kakashi shook his head, the sake drinking gambling, quick to anger, big chest Hokage of their village was many things, most if you called her would get you a fist to the cheek. However, mature and sharp weren’t the exact best way to describe her. Kakashi could explain this to Keiji, but they didn’t have time to demolish Keiji’s fantasies of a responsible government. Every second they wasted squabbling, some crazed, hungry ninja could be drawing closer.
“It’s unimportant. What matters now is finding a safe place to hide for the time being.”
“I don’t see what the big deal is.” Everyone turned to Naruto, who had broken eye contact with the perverted poster. He walked into the kitchen and filled a pot with water calmly. Placing it on the stove he turned it on, letting the pot boil so he could start making his ramen. Naruto’s panic from earlier had vanished and in it’s place a cool serenity had formed.
“What do you mean Naruto, dangerous ninja’s are coming to eat your succulent flesh.”
No one caught Neji’s last comment because Naruto started laughing. Posing with his right hand on his waist and his hand raised, Naruto said, “I was worried before, but after defeating the crazy Jonin, I’m stoked. Bring them on. I’ll beat them all into the ground like pegs. No one can beat me!”
Cradling his head in his hands, Keiji groaned loudly. “So full of himself. So stupid.”
“Okay, anyone have any other ideas then killing our own shinobi?” Kakashi said, dismissing Naruto’s suggestion. Neji stood up.
“I suggest we hide out at the Hyuga mansion. It’s big and no one will expect us to be there, especially my weak cousin.” Kakashi nodded, a decent idea. They couldn’t stay here long, the stalkers knew he was with Naruto and they’d track him down soon. They had to leave soon or risk being ambushed again.
While Naruto pursued speculation about the meaning of the poster, Kakashi, Keiji and Neji crowded around the dinning room table and tried to figure out the best move they should make now.
“I still think it’s best to go to the Hokage. I’m sure she already knows something’s afoot after the explosion Naruto caused. We need to go see her.” Keiji crossed his arms over his chest, refusing to budge from his well thought out plan. They needed to make contact with the highest authority posthaste. It was the responsible and reasonable thing to do, therefore the best course of action.
“Great idea, except our dear Hokage may very well be one of Naruto’s stalkers. We already know from Sakura’s account that Shizune is after Naruto, so it’s very possible that her teacher and friend might be in on it too.” Kakashi sat back in his chair, more relaxed then the stuffier Keiji. He dealt with these types of problems all the time. Okay, maybe not this exact type of problem, but he still had experience with danger and could keep a clear head.
“First,” Keiji started to say. “The information we got was from a deeply disturbed girl that was in the throes of a hunger for human flesh, so her word isn’t something to be taken too seriously. Second, the Hokage is the foremost leader in the village. Out of everyone living in Konohagakure, she is the highest authority. Therefore, she is the most mature and sharp person in the village.”
“Right,” Kakashi deadpanned. “You’ve never been in the same room as her, am I correct?”
“Yes, I haven’t had the pleasure of ever meeting her face to face, why does that matter?”
Kakashi shook his head, the sake drinking gambling, quick to anger, big chest Hokage of their village was many things, most if you called her would get you a fist to the cheek. However, mature and sharp weren’t the exact best way to describe her. Kakashi could explain this to Keiji, but they didn’t have time to demolish Keiji’s fantasies of a responsible government. Every second they wasted squabbling, some crazed, hungry ninja could be drawing closer.
“It’s unimportant. What matters now is finding a safe place to hide for the time being.”
“I don’t see what the big deal is.” Everyone turned to Naruto, who had broken eye contact with the perverted poster. He walked into the kitchen and filled a pot with water calmly. Placing it on the stove he turned it on, letting the pot boil so he could start making his ramen. Naruto’s panic from earlier had vanished and in it’s place a cool serenity had formed.
“What do you mean Naruto, dangerous ninja’s are coming to eat your succulent flesh.”
No one caught Neji’s last comment because Naruto started laughing. Posing with his right hand on his waist and his hand raised, Naruto said, “I was worried before, but after defeating the crazy Jonin, I’m stoked. Bring them on. I’ll beat them all into the ground like pegs. No one can beat me!”
Cradling his head in his hands, Keiji groaned loudly. “So full of himself. So stupid.”
“Okay, anyone have any other ideas then killing our own shinobi?” Kakashi said, dismissing Naruto’s suggestion. Neji stood up.
“I suggest we hide out at the Hyuga mansion. It’s big and no one will expect us to be there, especially my weak cousin.” Kakashi nodded, a decent idea. They couldn’t stay here long, the stalkers knew he was with Naruto and they’d track him down soon. They had to leave soon or risk being ambushed again.
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