Were off to the Hyuga mansion for free Ramen! AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore chapter 28 by copier · original author: alpha2omega

"That would be a logical choice. After all, the Hyuga clan can protect us and their servants are trained to fight to the death to stop anyone from getting in there. And it will take about 1/4th of the time it would take get to the Hokage's mansion." Kakashi told Naruto and Keiji.

Keiji sat there and proceeded to think about where to go. The Hyuga mansion or the Hokage's place. And he started to realize that some of those stalkers MIGHT be hanging around the Hokage's place. No doubt knowing they'll go to her for help. "I suppose so. We could rest and get our strength up for going to the fifth's home. Or the Hyuga could get her to make a personal meeting with us at the Hyuga manor. All right! I'm in!" Keiji said as he got up.

"Count me out!" Naruto shouted at them all angrily. "I am tired and hungry and I WANT RAMEN! IF I DON'T GET RAMEN THERE WILL BE HELL TO PLAY!" Naruto said with a demonic voice that boomed across the house. The very sound of his voice shaked the room, knocking off the make-out tactics posters off the wall. The ground stopped shaking as Naruto finished and proceeded to continue cooking his ramen. The other three ninja eyes twitched as they saw this side of Naruto.

'I like this side. I might tease him about his ramen before I eat him.' Neiji though evilly. Kakashi and Keiji just stared at each other with a wtf!? look on their faces. "Naruto. Just so you know there are three ramen shops at the Hyuga mansion and they give all ramen for free." As soon as Neiji finished those words a lightning flash passed by the three of them and kicked off Kakashi's door. Naruto was standing outside and jumping excitedly.

"What are you guys waiting for! Let's go try all the different ramen the Hyuga manor has to offer!" Naruto said happily as he jumped onto a building and off towards the Hyuga manor. Keiji followed Naruto wordlessly, not wanting to see what would happen if he complained about his patients all-ramen diet.

Neiji also followed Naruto, his mind happily filled with evil thoughts of eating Naruto. 'Don't worry Naruto. Not only will my servants guard you, but they'll make sure you became my next meal! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!' Neiji thought as he followed him to his mansion.

Kakashi stayed behind for a few minutes, looking at the damage Naruto had done. "I'm starting to think giving Naruto to these hungry she-beasts might be a good idea." Kakashi said as he also left, trying to catch up with the others.

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But the group had been completly oblivious to their surroundings. Not noticing that a certain eye made of sand was watching and hearing their every word the whole time. "Good. Now Naruto will be mine! (Insert evil laughter)" Gaara said evilly back from his evil lair. Or as the ordinary person calls it, the Fifth Hokage's headquarters.

"What do you mean yours!? I thought we all agree we would tast him and then decided who will eat him!?" Said a angry Shizune as she entered the dark room that the Kazekage decided to stay in while he was at the hidden leaf.

"I know. I know! Now, is Kurenai Yuhi, Kakashi's old teammate Rin, and Konohamaru in place to capture Naruto?" Gaara asked Shizune.

"Of course they are! We've been waiting for you to tell us where they are going! Temari, Tenten, and Ino may have failed, but those three won't!" Shizune said angrily. She was the Hokage's assistant! Not the Kazekage's! Were it not for their hunger for Naruto she wouldn't think twice about betraying him at any other time.

"They are heading towards the Hyuga manor from Kakashi's house." Gaara told her.

"Understood. I'll go relay the message." Shizune was about to leave, but Gaara began to spoke.

"Before that, did you do what I asked you to do?" Gaara said with a evil sneer.

"Yes. I gave the Dolcett jutsu for Dummies book to lady Tsunade. And I performed the 'essence of Naruto' jutsu on her so that she could hunger for him too. We can't have her stopping us." Shizune replied.

"Good. You may go." Gaara replied as he brushed her off.

"Soon, Naruto, soon. I will enjoy your delicious flavor as I finish off all those who may try to eat you! (insert evil laughter)" Gaara said as he looked upon the moon, allowing it's beauty to shine upon him.
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