Evidently, you've never read Come Come Paradise...
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 22
by
copier
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Unsees
"I... but... my ramen..." Naruto, at a loss for words against Keiji's words, merely slumped down the wall into a heap. His mind kept replaying the same facts throughout his head. No ramen, can't live. Go out to get ramen, can't live. Need water, need air, need ramen. Paradox mode activated, starting premptive shutdown...
"So now that you've calmed down some, we should start thinking about how we could use these explosives to our-" Dr. Keiji stopped talking as he finally noticed his patient, lying on the floor in the fetal position and sucking his thumb. Keiji sighed, wishing once more that he had been gifted with a bloodline limit or something that would have assured him a position as a shinobi, rather then being stuck to watch every nutjob that came his way.
Keiji knelt down by Naruto's side and shook his shoulder. "Hey, Naruto, we have to start moving! Otherwise, you're gonna be eatin'!"
"Eatin'... need... eating... ramen," Naruto finished his well thought out sentence by starting to rock steadily back and forth. Keiji, muttering about looneys and foxs, walked over to the other side of the basement to start looking for additional supplies.
POOF!
"AAAHHH" Both Keiji and Naruto shrieked, bolting to the corner opposite from where the sound had come from. The room was to dark for them to see what had made the noise, but it had sounded suspiciously like the release of a transforming or clone jutsu. Which could only mean one thing.
Shinobi
Naruto and Keiji looked at each other, seeming to try and communicate with their eyes. Finally deciding on some untold plan, the two looked back to the corner and readied themselves.
"I'VE GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, TAKE HIM AND LEAVE!" shouted Keiji, much to Naruto's shock. The Good doctor then proceeded to kick the genin in the back with as much force as possible, sending him sprawling in the middle of the room.
"Damn you, Dr. Quack!" Naruto yelled as he jumped back up gripping a kunei. "I'm gonna make sure Kakashi sensei doesn't pay you a dime after this!" A footstep in front of his face, however, drew his attention upwards. And what he saw shocked both him and Keiji.
"Yo," Kakashi uttered as he waved a hand to the two horror-struck Konoha residents.
Keiji put a hand to his head in relief. "Oh, thank god it's you, Kakashi. I saw my life flash before my eyes-"
"OH NO!" Naruto yelled, cutting Keiji off and leaping to his feet, pointing at Kakashi. "Kakashi's one of them. He wants to eat me for both carnal and sexual plessures and he's a stalker and OH MY GOD THAT MEANS HE'S GAY!"
"Eh?" Kakashi asked, looking between the number one shrink and number one unpredictable ninja of Konoha village. The two certainly seemed to be acting odd. "Keiji, just what's going on...?"
"Well" Keiji said, approaching Kakashi, "It seems a vast majority of the females Naruto has aqquanted himself with over the years has decided to eat him for one odd reason or another."
"And the boys! Don't forget about the boys!"
"... and possibly some of the males as well, although that comes from a less then trustable source" Keiji finished. "Aproximentally, 23 people in all."
Kakashi arched his eyebrow, giving the doctor a look. "Didn't I tell you to cure Naruto of this rediculous thought? I guess I'm going to have to deduct this from your pay, although tossing my student head first towards an unknown enemy seems to call for that as is..."
"Unknown enemy?" Naruto yelled, fear getting the best of him again. "Is that an admission to you being an enemy? Are you trying to eat me, Kakashi sensei?! I don't want boys obsessing over me!"
"Wait, you think I..." Kakashi burst into laughter, which the two others looked on at in confusion. "You think I'm... no, no way! It's not possible!"
"And why is that?" Naruto asked his sensei.
"This" he said simply, holding up his copy of Come Come Paradise. "It was designed by Jiraiya to be the absolute pinnacle of male female relations. Scientific studies have been done that prove this thing can turn anyone straight."
"Oh, err, hehe," Naruto said, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. "I guess Perv-Sensei was good for something afterall."
"But anyways, I was just using my jutsu to find out where you were to ask how your visits with Dr. Keiji were going, which leads to my next question" Kakashi said, putting his book away. "Why are you hiding out in the basement of the Hokage tower hiding with the notion that 23 women are out to eat you? I thought I trained you better then to be that silly."
"The Dolcett Jutsu" Keiji muttered, leaning back against the wall.
A moment of silence ensued.
"Oh, that jutsu!" Kakashi said quickly, laughing as tear drops formed on Naruto and Keiji's heads. "I completely forgot about that, silly me!"
Naruto cursed his luck, his sensei's momentary idiocy, and all the women he had known and urged on to try and eat him. Plus, that sand village girl, whatever her name was.
"Well, since it seems that I've gotten myself into a death trap, would you guys mind informing me of the current situation?" Kakashi's eye smiled in it's erie way. "Who you know is after Naruto, what's happened so far."
"So now that you've calmed down some, we should start thinking about how we could use these explosives to our-" Dr. Keiji stopped talking as he finally noticed his patient, lying on the floor in the fetal position and sucking his thumb. Keiji sighed, wishing once more that he had been gifted with a bloodline limit or something that would have assured him a position as a shinobi, rather then being stuck to watch every nutjob that came his way.
Keiji knelt down by Naruto's side and shook his shoulder. "Hey, Naruto, we have to start moving! Otherwise, you're gonna be eatin'!"
"Eatin'... need... eating... ramen," Naruto finished his well thought out sentence by starting to rock steadily back and forth. Keiji, muttering about looneys and foxs, walked over to the other side of the basement to start looking for additional supplies.
POOF!
"AAAHHH" Both Keiji and Naruto shrieked, bolting to the corner opposite from where the sound had come from. The room was to dark for them to see what had made the noise, but it had sounded suspiciously like the release of a transforming or clone jutsu. Which could only mean one thing.
Shinobi
Naruto and Keiji looked at each other, seeming to try and communicate with their eyes. Finally deciding on some untold plan, the two looked back to the corner and readied themselves.
"I'VE GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, TAKE HIM AND LEAVE!" shouted Keiji, much to Naruto's shock. The Good doctor then proceeded to kick the genin in the back with as much force as possible, sending him sprawling in the middle of the room.
"Damn you, Dr. Quack!" Naruto yelled as he jumped back up gripping a kunei. "I'm gonna make sure Kakashi sensei doesn't pay you a dime after this!" A footstep in front of his face, however, drew his attention upwards. And what he saw shocked both him and Keiji.
"Yo," Kakashi uttered as he waved a hand to the two horror-struck Konoha residents.
Keiji put a hand to his head in relief. "Oh, thank god it's you, Kakashi. I saw my life flash before my eyes-"
"OH NO!" Naruto yelled, cutting Keiji off and leaping to his feet, pointing at Kakashi. "Kakashi's one of them. He wants to eat me for both carnal and sexual plessures and he's a stalker and OH MY GOD THAT MEANS HE'S GAY!"
"Eh?" Kakashi asked, looking between the number one shrink and number one unpredictable ninja of Konoha village. The two certainly seemed to be acting odd. "Keiji, just what's going on...?"
"Well" Keiji said, approaching Kakashi, "It seems a vast majority of the females Naruto has aqquanted himself with over the years has decided to eat him for one odd reason or another."
"And the boys! Don't forget about the boys!"
"... and possibly some of the males as well, although that comes from a less then trustable source" Keiji finished. "Aproximentally, 23 people in all."
Kakashi arched his eyebrow, giving the doctor a look. "Didn't I tell you to cure Naruto of this rediculous thought? I guess I'm going to have to deduct this from your pay, although tossing my student head first towards an unknown enemy seems to call for that as is..."
"Unknown enemy?" Naruto yelled, fear getting the best of him again. "Is that an admission to you being an enemy? Are you trying to eat me, Kakashi sensei?! I don't want boys obsessing over me!"
"Wait, you think I..." Kakashi burst into laughter, which the two others looked on at in confusion. "You think I'm... no, no way! It's not possible!"
"And why is that?" Naruto asked his sensei.
"This" he said simply, holding up his copy of Come Come Paradise. "It was designed by Jiraiya to be the absolute pinnacle of male female relations. Scientific studies have been done that prove this thing can turn anyone straight."
"Oh, err, hehe," Naruto said, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. "I guess Perv-Sensei was good for something afterall."
"But anyways, I was just using my jutsu to find out where you were to ask how your visits with Dr. Keiji were going, which leads to my next question" Kakashi said, putting his book away. "Why are you hiding out in the basement of the Hokage tower hiding with the notion that 23 women are out to eat you? I thought I trained you better then to be that silly."
"The Dolcett Jutsu" Keiji muttered, leaning back against the wall.
A moment of silence ensued.
"Oh, that jutsu!" Kakashi said quickly, laughing as tear drops formed on Naruto and Keiji's heads. "I completely forgot about that, silly me!"
Naruto cursed his luck, his sensei's momentary idiocy, and all the women he had known and urged on to try and eat him. Plus, that sand village girl, whatever her name was.
"Well, since it seems that I've gotten myself into a death trap, would you guys mind informing me of the current situation?" Kakashi's eye smiled in it's erie way. "Who you know is after Naruto, what's happened so far."
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