No Ramen, no windows...let me out!
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 21
by
copier
· original author:
somedude248
"Got anything to eat?"
Keiji pointed towards another crate, replying with the words "Emergency Rations."
"What are those?" Naruto asked.
"In cases of emergency, meals that don't spoil are kept around to provide adequate sustenance. Seeing as this part of the office was designed as a last-resort fortress in case of assault, perishable foods didn't make a lot of sense."
"Ramen?"
Keiji shook his head. "The instant variety needs a lot of water, which needed to be rationed as well. Mostly what you've got are smaller meals that keep their own moisture or require a little water to heat."
While such an explanation seemed standard for Keiji, to Naruto, it was practically the kiss of death. It was one thing to be told people wanted him dead. It was another to be told his only method of relaxation was off limits, replaced with a dehydrated piece of starch made by some scientist in a lab somewhere. Jumping on top of the psychologist, Naruto began shaking him as if one of his stalkers was right behind him.
"I can't stay here! I'll go insane!"
"But if we go out there, you'll be eaten alive! This building is swarming with..."
"I DON'T CARE!" Naruto shouted. "I NEED MY RAMEN! I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THAT CRAP!"
"Be resonable!" Keiji replied, attempting to calm the young ninja down. "If you went out there, odds are you wouldn't even be able to eat your precious ramen before someone ate you!"
Keiji pointed towards another crate, replying with the words "Emergency Rations."
"What are those?" Naruto asked.
"In cases of emergency, meals that don't spoil are kept around to provide adequate sustenance. Seeing as this part of the office was designed as a last-resort fortress in case of assault, perishable foods didn't make a lot of sense."
"Ramen?"
Keiji shook his head. "The instant variety needs a lot of water, which needed to be rationed as well. Mostly what you've got are smaller meals that keep their own moisture or require a little water to heat."
While such an explanation seemed standard for Keiji, to Naruto, it was practically the kiss of death. It was one thing to be told people wanted him dead. It was another to be told his only method of relaxation was off limits, replaced with a dehydrated piece of starch made by some scientist in a lab somewhere. Jumping on top of the psychologist, Naruto began shaking him as if one of his stalkers was right behind him.
"I can't stay here! I'll go insane!"
"But if we go out there, you'll be eaten alive! This building is swarming with..."
"I DON'T CARE!" Naruto shouted. "I NEED MY RAMEN! I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THAT CRAP!"
"Be resonable!" Keiji replied, attempting to calm the young ninja down. "If you went out there, odds are you wouldn't even be able to eat your precious ramen before someone ate you!"
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