The part in the horror story when...
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 15
by
copier
· original author:
somedude248
Years of shinobi training seemed useless in the face of this new threat, colleagues, friends, and the creepy quiet girl all wanting to devour him whole. One stalker he could deal with, even if it did freak him out. But twenty-three?! He wanted to be popular with women, but not this way!
Sasuke just had women wanting to screw him, not eat him.
"What do we do?" Naruto asked even as the chorus of giggles came closer and closer.
"I thought you'd be happy," Keiji quipped, seemingly ignorant of the danger. "According to your profile, your lonliness and constant rejection by the opposite sex has led to a deep desire to..."
"Dammit, I don't wanna get eaten!"
Looking at the threat, Keiji pointed in the opposite direction. "We make for the Hokage's office. It should be late enough that all the personnel will have left, and the building is fortified against assault. They won't be able to break in. Then by morning the Hokage and a squad of ANBU will come and confine the stalkers."
Naruto nodded, but unfortunately, a rather terrifying thought soon entered his head. "You don't think Granny Tsunade is one of the..."
"Don't even THINK that!" Keiji quickly rebutted. "If the Hokage is one of the stalkers, something I highly doubt, we're both as good as dead."
Attempting to block out the worst-case-scenario, that the head of the village wanted to eat Naruto whole with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti, the pair ran into the night hoping to avoid their pursuers.
Unfortunately, no more than 10 steps had been taken before a trio of spear armed stalkers stood in front of them, causing Naruto to grimace.
"OK, Ino, TenTen, and...sand girl?"
"I have a name," the blonde haired girl replied even as she pointed the spear at him. "It's Temari. You should know who wants to eat you whole."
"OK, what did you do?" Keiji asked.
"I don't know half these people!" Naruto shouted in defense, although he quickly realized his erroneous logic. "But that didn't stop Hinata..."
"We want you Naruto," TenTen began as she approached him, spear at the ready.
Naruto was ready to begin running, but before he could, Keiji stepped forward in front of the three girls.
"Dr. Quack!"
"Dr. Ramasuki," corrected Keiji. Turning to the three women, he began, "You do realize, only one of you would get to eat him, correct?"
The three girls quickly stared at each other before Ino yelled "It was my idea to get the spears! I should eat him!"
"You?!" TenTen shouted back in a fury. "You're fat enough as it is!"
The two girls continued to argue, much to Naruto's relief. Taking the opportunity, he and Keiji ran, only being pursued by the still focused Temari.
"Not bad."
"We're not safe yet. The building's right ahead," Keiji continued, but before he could make it to the door, Temari leapt into the air, spear at the ready.
"NARUTO, YOU'RE MINE TO DEVOUR AND NO ONE ELSE'S!"
"NOW!" Keiji yelled, readying a barrage of kunai. Nodding, the teen and the psychologist threw a barrage into the air, with two finding their targets in Temari's shoulder and leg, throwing her to the ground. Using the distraction, Keiji opened the door and quickly barricaded the entrance, leaving a bleeding Temari facing the door, howling in rage.
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Although the initial danger had seemingly passed, Naruto was still terrified at the threat outside the office.
"Now what?" he asked. "We just wait till morning?"
Keiji nodded. "We have little choice. Either we stay here, or we go out there and face your adoring public. At least here, we don't run the risk of being ambushed."
"You sure?" Naruto asked, unconvinced. "I betcha they're sneaking inside right now. This is usually the part of the horror story where the monster appears right behind the hero and the useless secondary character is killed off."
"If you throw me to the stalkers, I'll haunt your dreams for eternity," Keiji replied in a deadpan tone.
Sasuke just had women wanting to screw him, not eat him.
"What do we do?" Naruto asked even as the chorus of giggles came closer and closer.
"I thought you'd be happy," Keiji quipped, seemingly ignorant of the danger. "According to your profile, your lonliness and constant rejection by the opposite sex has led to a deep desire to..."
"Dammit, I don't wanna get eaten!"
Looking at the threat, Keiji pointed in the opposite direction. "We make for the Hokage's office. It should be late enough that all the personnel will have left, and the building is fortified against assault. They won't be able to break in. Then by morning the Hokage and a squad of ANBU will come and confine the stalkers."
Naruto nodded, but unfortunately, a rather terrifying thought soon entered his head. "You don't think Granny Tsunade is one of the..."
"Don't even THINK that!" Keiji quickly rebutted. "If the Hokage is one of the stalkers, something I highly doubt, we're both as good as dead."
Attempting to block out the worst-case-scenario, that the head of the village wanted to eat Naruto whole with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti, the pair ran into the night hoping to avoid their pursuers.
Unfortunately, no more than 10 steps had been taken before a trio of spear armed stalkers stood in front of them, causing Naruto to grimace.
"OK, Ino, TenTen, and...sand girl?"
"I have a name," the blonde haired girl replied even as she pointed the spear at him. "It's Temari. You should know who wants to eat you whole."
"OK, what did you do?" Keiji asked.
"I don't know half these people!" Naruto shouted in defense, although he quickly realized his erroneous logic. "But that didn't stop Hinata..."
"We want you Naruto," TenTen began as she approached him, spear at the ready.
Naruto was ready to begin running, but before he could, Keiji stepped forward in front of the three girls.
"Dr. Quack!"
"Dr. Ramasuki," corrected Keiji. Turning to the three women, he began, "You do realize, only one of you would get to eat him, correct?"
The three girls quickly stared at each other before Ino yelled "It was my idea to get the spears! I should eat him!"
"You?!" TenTen shouted back in a fury. "You're fat enough as it is!"
The two girls continued to argue, much to Naruto's relief. Taking the opportunity, he and Keiji ran, only being pursued by the still focused Temari.
"Not bad."
"We're not safe yet. The building's right ahead," Keiji continued, but before he could make it to the door, Temari leapt into the air, spear at the ready.
"NARUTO, YOU'RE MINE TO DEVOUR AND NO ONE ELSE'S!"
"NOW!" Keiji yelled, readying a barrage of kunai. Nodding, the teen and the psychologist threw a barrage into the air, with two finding their targets in Temari's shoulder and leg, throwing her to the ground. Using the distraction, Keiji opened the door and quickly barricaded the entrance, leaving a bleeding Temari facing the door, howling in rage.
**************************************************************************** **********************
Although the initial danger had seemingly passed, Naruto was still terrified at the threat outside the office.
"Now what?" he asked. "We just wait till morning?"
Keiji nodded. "We have little choice. Either we stay here, or we go out there and face your adoring public. At least here, we don't run the risk of being ambushed."
"You sure?" Naruto asked, unconvinced. "I betcha they're sneaking inside right now. This is usually the part of the horror story where the monster appears right behind the hero and the useless secondary character is killed off."
"If you throw me to the stalkers, I'll haunt your dreams for eternity," Keiji replied in a deadpan tone.
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