Aunts Meddling (in) Family Matters Pt. I
As you flew in the air, courtesy of the McAllen sisters' massive farts, you saw two figures you honestly didn't expect to run into here at this time, your aunts Betty and Karen laying on towels on the sand next to each other. Even when you could only see their backs, they were unmistakable, a fact that, upon thinking about it, made you blush in embarrassment. You flew towards them, and you could even hear their voices.

"What are you talking about?" Betty asked in a confused tone.

"Huh? I was just saying that I think it'd be cute if Celeste married Blaise. That's one wedding I'd love to attend" Karen giggled.

'What the friggin hell?' You thought. You knew she was a bit of an airhead, but you had never bothered finding out to what extent... and then you realized this might be one of the reasons Celeste has been insisting on trying to flirt with you all these years. You then heard your aunt Betty laugh, but in a rather sarcastic tone, which was odd, she never acted like that with you or Ariadne.

"Haha, sorry to burst your bubble, Karen but that's not happening!" Betty said.

'Phew! I think I love aunt Betty more now, she always has my back' You thought while still flying closer towards them, unable to control it as the winds carrying you were too strong.

"Hmm? What do you mean? Why?" Now it was Karen's turn to be completely confused. Betty turned to look at her and gave her a smug smile.

"Because my little Ari has already set her eyes on him. Celeste better find another man" She laughed while you felt like something in you shattered to countless pieces, and at the same time, you felt your body temperature drop by at least 10 degrees and shivered, even though you were at the beach during summer.

'Wat?! No, seriously, wat?! I take it back! I can't believe she's even worse!' You thought.

"Ari, huh?" Karen tilted her head "But isn't she like, too old for him?" She sincerely asked, but Betty frowned and pouted.

"There's nothing wrong with having a slightly older wife or husband, if anything, it means she'll be more caring" Betty replied.
"Even Miriam agrees an older girl is the best type for him" She confidently smiled.

"Yeah but seriously, isn't Ari like 30 already?" Karen asked with an amused giggle. Betty frowned more.

"She's only 26, give me a break..." She sounded decidedly more annoyed at that remark.

"Hmm... okay, but I still think Celeste would make for a better wife, she's just as pretty and she's young. I mean she's his age at least" Karen said. You were beyond baffled that this discussion was even happening. Had the world truly gone mad and you didn't get the memo? Also what the hell is up with Aunt Betty? She literally never mentioned anything about Arianna to you... well, nothing to lead to that kind of idea at least...

" 'Just as pretty' you say?" Betty laughed "Sorry Karen, but no. Absolutely not. There's no comparison at all"

"Huh?! What's that supposed to mean?" Karen raised an eyebrow. Betty's eyes widened for a second, apparently, even someone as ditzy as her could catch on to things that weren't outright stated.

"Let's be real, Karen. Celeste's... not so pretty... maybe we could say she's like average...?" Betty smiled again, but she spoke in a more serious tone.

"I don't see anything wrong with her"

"Because you're her mom. It's difficult to notice... but, well, let's see... she has an average face, she's a bit short..." Betty said.

" 5'5" looks like a normal height for a girl her age to have..." Karen said.

"Short for our family's standards at least" Betty chuckled "She's kind of skinny, her arms and legs look a bit bony at least" This time, Karen didn't retort, even she knew...
"And she has practically nothing up top" Betty said, patting one of her boobs for emphasis
"She won't even be good for feeding babies like that, they'd suck her dry!" She laughed.

"She could be a late bloomer... besides, she has a big butt" Karen said with a frown "Well, how does Ari compare then?"

"That's easy. My girl's tall, she has a pretty face, and most importantly, she has a full-figured curvy physique. It's a no contest" Betty replied with a smug smile while Karen frowned more, she couldn't really argue against any of those points.
"And if you wanna take it a bit farther... I know for a fact that Blaise finds Celeste rather annoying. He still loves her, but I don't think he'd be willing to put up with her more than he has to" She added.

"Oh? You wanna be like that?" Karen said, surprising Betty a little, she pretty much had never seen her get visibly annoyed like this, and she knew her for a long time.

"What?" Betty raised an eyebrow this time.

"Blaise might find Celeste annoying, but I know that he's terrified of Arianna" Karen said with a subtle smile, the kind that was fitting for someone that knew they struck a nerve.

"He what?" Betty said in disbelief.

"You should ask Ari what she's done to scare poor little Blaise like that. Celeste too is terrified of her"

"From what I've heard, Celeste is kind of a troublemaker though" Betty said and the two voluptuous women looked each other in the eye, or more like glared at each other.

"Maybe we should ask Blaise himself what he thinks. Besides, it looks like Miriam has her own prospect for a daughter-in-law" Karen said then.

"That's not much of a problem. I can talk her into agreeing with me" Betty smiled. Meanwhile, you flew over the twin mountains, or more like planets that were aunt Betty's humongous cheeks and headed straight for Karen's giant booty. You tried changing course but it was no use, you fell right into her crack, and soon were completely surrounded by warm, flabby flesh that felt more like some kind of liquid than like a solid substance. You were effectively sinking into it, and then everything suddenly shook, the squishy stuff that engulfed you rippled quite wildly, forming large waves of fatty flesh that bounced you in between.

"Ooh!" Karen suddenly said, feeling a sudden intrusion in her big butt.

"What happened?" Betty raised an eyebrow.

"I don't know... I think some little bug dove into my ass" Karen giggled, shaking her hips, making her large, gelatinous-looking glutes wobble and jiggle in response.
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May 12, 2023