"Can you show me?" Miriam giggled "I believe you honey, but I'm curious" She said, giving you a quick kiss on the cheek. Nodding, you pulled your phone out and opened Chirper, showing her that the whole thing had become a hugely viral trending topic and it was even being discussed internationally.
You showed her various videos that featured the giant Mt. Lady cosplayer battling the monster, though amateur recorders clearly had their priorities set, as they mostly emphasized her overly voluptuous body more than the ongoing battle, but then you found clips from the local news channel and showed her those instead.
"That's amazing" She said with a smile "I never thought there'd be something close to a real life Ultraman"
"Well, yeah, but she doesn't shoot energy beams like him. She had a cool red and blue aura in her hands though" You said, showing her clips where that could be seen, and unknown to you, Miriam blushed for a split second.
"So... what do you think about her?" She asked, catching you off-guard.
"H-Huh?!" You looked at her, unsure as to what she was really asking but you went with the safest bet.
"Uh... I mean, she's definitely cool, she stepped in to save the city after all, and she hardly caused any collateral damage too" You shrugged.
"What about her looks?" She then asked, making you feel more nervous.
"M-Mom! Why do you ask me that?!" You said while blushing noticeably.
"What? I'm just curious. I have my point of view as a woman but I'm curious about what a man thinks" She said softly, making you blush harder.
"Well, the mask kinda covers her face... but her eyes are pretty" You replied, still blushing. Your mom smiled but she was still curious and gestured at you to go on.
"Her hair looks good too... It was a bit strange since the character she's dressed as is blonde but it doesn't look bad at all" You replied, hoping that this would be enough to sate your mom's curiosity.
"C'mon Blaise you know what I'm really asking about" Miriam giggled, holding your head closer to her chest.
"Mom!" Your blush returned with full force.
"If you can't tell your mama your honest opinion on a lady's looks I'd think I did something wrong raising you..." She said with a sigh. She was kinda right, you knew, but it was still embarrassing as hell. Still, you realized that not giving her the trust she was asking for would likely hurt her feelings, so you swallowed what little pride you had left for her sake, or yours-
"...Okay, okay... but what exactly?" You asked.
"Hmm... Well, for starters, what do you think of her body? Does she look alright to you or does she look ridiculous like some comments here say?" She said while scrolling down showing a string of particularly mean comments about the 'mysterious heroine'. You gulped hard, in a way, your mom had already gone straight for the throat, but there was no backing out of this one.
"Uh... I guess I could say she, uh... she's rather thick" You replied while looking away, getting your mom to coo and to hug you close to her chest for a moment.
"There we go, see? It's not that hard... Besides, I'm the one person you should trust to never make fun or you or judge you for what you think" Miriam said sweetly while caressing your hair "But now that you mention this... was that something good or bad?"
"It's something good" You say timidly, blushing harder but still looking away, feeling a bit dirty that you were saying these things out loud. Your mom smiled again, she was happy she confirmed for good something she already suspected about you.
"Sounds like you find that attractive yourself" She giggled and not wanting to suffer much more you nodded, but then she turned your face with her hand so that you looked at her.
"Anything in particular that you like?"
"Mom please..." You said but she immediately pouted and mentally facepalmed "You'll just make me sound like the stereotypical perverted teen, come on..." You tried to complain but she kept pouting and you slowly shook your head in defeat, closing your eyes as if that could help you feel less embarrassed.
"I mean, her curves look nice..." You sighed and looked at her again, you could tell she still wanted to hear more "She has a large chest and it looks nice in the suit. Her thighs are also nice and thick"
Your mom lightly patted your head and kept caressing your hair while pulling you closer so that your head rested on her chest once more. She giggled in delight at your response, but she still wanted more.
"Okay, so, what was your favorite feature from that thick body of hers, huh?" She teasingly asked and you felt at that point that your face had become a boiling kettle, but you knew there was no lying to her nor escaping that question. Your head hung down, completely defeated.
"Her butt..." You answered, already dreading the consequences given her and your sister's usual treatment to you.
"There we go" Miriam's voice softly soothed you, though you still felt pretty stung by having to admit this to her, it was like an Achilles heel you wanted to suppress, it kind of bothered you that it was seemingly written in your blood that that part of the female anatomy would be the one to turn you on the most, and it was the kind of knowledge you absolutely couldn't let Lillian have, though it seemed like she already suspected it.
"What about it do you like?" She asked almost whispering, her voice was almost like a purr at this point.
"M-Mom!" You blushed the hardest when she asked that and quietly groaned in protest. She giggled and caressed your hair some more in an attempt at making you feel at ease. You took a very deep breath and then waited for a moment, mustering the broken shards of courage you still had left somewhere.
"I guess I like that it's big" You sighed again "I mean it's seriously huge. You can't really avoid seeing it even if you're not trying to... and it looks really soft, the way it jiggles and bounces is just too hard to ignore..." You stopped there and hoped that the torment would end.
As you closed your eyes, cringing from the intense embarrassment you were just feeling, you failed to notice that Miriam's eyes lit up, gaining a new glint to them upon hearing your response. She giggled and decided you finally had enough, at least from her direct questions.
"That's more like it" She said "I'm glad you can trust me this much, it'd be terrible not to have anyone you can tell your true opinion about things" She giggled some more and gave you a quick kiss on the cheek, but still held you close to her chest.
"Hmm... in that case, if this giant heroine had to compete with someone, say, moi... who would you rate higher in a beauty contest?"
"Mom!" You couldn't believe she was asking that, your blush was so intense you even felt a little lightheaded.
"What? I could give you an honest opinion about you if you want" She said while chuckling.
"Mom, you told me yourself the fable of the fox's mother... A mom will always believe their child is the most beautiful thing in the world even if they're not all that good looking at all" You replied with a bit of a deadpan look.
"I mean, that's true for a lot of moms, but not all" She said "When I've told you you're pretty handsome I've really meant it" She whispered.
"Anyway... I can still give you an honest opinion like I said, so, umm... let's say if you had to compete against Jim and Pete, you win. Easily"
"That's kinda mean" You replied.
"Hey, what can I say?" She chuckled again "I mean, I believe it proves the difference between people who make a child for the sake of making a child and people that make a child out of love" She said, making your blush return to top levels.
"But let's say you have to compete against your father... That's a tough one, and I'd still say you get a 9 out of 10 in that context..." She said in between giggles "And to be fair, the only reason he'd win for now is because he's older. You still have a little more growing up to do" She said in a softer tone "Oh, but when that happens, you'll definitely be a 10. I'll be expecting grandchildren soon after but you'll need to get a good wife first"
This was one more for the 'Top 10 Life embarrassing moments you'll end up taking to the grave'. All you could do was nod slowly and look away in sheer embarrassment, you couldn't believe what she had just said, but in a way, you also knew that this was exactly the kind of thing she'd say.
"Soo... Mama vs the giant heroine... who wins in a beauty contest?" Miriam then asked.
"You win mom..." You said weakly, almost not wanting to be heard.
"Are you pulling a reverse fox's mom on me?" She teasingly asked, poking your forehead with a finger "You don't have to lie just because I'm your mom"
"No! I mean it seriously..." You sighed "Remember those times you've asked me to judge between Sheila, Dolores and you?"
"Of course! How can I ever forget?" She laughed "To this day they still think you gave me the win just for being your mom"
"It's the same thing. I mean, in this case we don't know the heroine's full face, but I do know yours is prettier than most" You said.
"What about the curves department?" When she asked that you almost choked, eliciting an admittedly cute giggle from her.
"I mean... she was giant, we don't know what she'd look like at normal size for sure..." You said while fighting your beet red blush "But it's probably the same case as with the other two, she might be bigger but you, uh... look better still"
'Please don't make me say more' You silently prayed to whoever were listening up there. Thankfully, your mom was finally satisfied by that answer and she showered you with kisses while caressing your hair and holding your head to her chest. After that, there was a silence that you found a bit awkward, but you also knew that she likely just felt like cuddling like this. She loved to sit on your lap and keep you hugged and just chill. Sometimes she even joked about it being a way for her to recharge after work drained her dry.
But what now?
You showed her various videos that featured the giant Mt. Lady cosplayer battling the monster, though amateur recorders clearly had their priorities set, as they mostly emphasized her overly voluptuous body more than the ongoing battle, but then you found clips from the local news channel and showed her those instead.
"That's amazing" She said with a smile "I never thought there'd be something close to a real life Ultraman"
"Well, yeah, but she doesn't shoot energy beams like him. She had a cool red and blue aura in her hands though" You said, showing her clips where that could be seen, and unknown to you, Miriam blushed for a split second.
"So... what do you think about her?" She asked, catching you off-guard.
"H-Huh?!" You looked at her, unsure as to what she was really asking but you went with the safest bet.
"Uh... I mean, she's definitely cool, she stepped in to save the city after all, and she hardly caused any collateral damage too" You shrugged.
"What about her looks?" She then asked, making you feel more nervous.
"M-Mom! Why do you ask me that?!" You said while blushing noticeably.
"What? I'm just curious. I have my point of view as a woman but I'm curious about what a man thinks" She said softly, making you blush harder.
"Well, the mask kinda covers her face... but her eyes are pretty" You replied, still blushing. Your mom smiled but she was still curious and gestured at you to go on.
"Her hair looks good too... It was a bit strange since the character she's dressed as is blonde but it doesn't look bad at all" You replied, hoping that this would be enough to sate your mom's curiosity.
"C'mon Blaise you know what I'm really asking about" Miriam giggled, holding your head closer to her chest.
"Mom!" Your blush returned with full force.
"If you can't tell your mama your honest opinion on a lady's looks I'd think I did something wrong raising you..." She said with a sigh. She was kinda right, you knew, but it was still embarrassing as hell. Still, you realized that not giving her the trust she was asking for would likely hurt her feelings, so you swallowed what little pride you had left for her sake, or yours-
"...Okay, okay... but what exactly?" You asked.
"Hmm... Well, for starters, what do you think of her body? Does she look alright to you or does she look ridiculous like some comments here say?" She said while scrolling down showing a string of particularly mean comments about the 'mysterious heroine'. You gulped hard, in a way, your mom had already gone straight for the throat, but there was no backing out of this one.
"Uh... I guess I could say she, uh... she's rather thick" You replied while looking away, getting your mom to coo and to hug you close to her chest for a moment.
"There we go, see? It's not that hard... Besides, I'm the one person you should trust to never make fun or you or judge you for what you think" Miriam said sweetly while caressing your hair "But now that you mention this... was that something good or bad?"
"It's something good" You say timidly, blushing harder but still looking away, feeling a bit dirty that you were saying these things out loud. Your mom smiled again, she was happy she confirmed for good something she already suspected about you.
"Sounds like you find that attractive yourself" She giggled and not wanting to suffer much more you nodded, but then she turned your face with her hand so that you looked at her.
"Anything in particular that you like?"
"Mom please..." You said but she immediately pouted and mentally facepalmed "You'll just make me sound like the stereotypical perverted teen, come on..." You tried to complain but she kept pouting and you slowly shook your head in defeat, closing your eyes as if that could help you feel less embarrassed.
"I mean, her curves look nice..." You sighed and looked at her again, you could tell she still wanted to hear more "She has a large chest and it looks nice in the suit. Her thighs are also nice and thick"
Your mom lightly patted your head and kept caressing your hair while pulling you closer so that your head rested on her chest once more. She giggled in delight at your response, but she still wanted more.
"Okay, so, what was your favorite feature from that thick body of hers, huh?" She teasingly asked and you felt at that point that your face had become a boiling kettle, but you knew there was no lying to her nor escaping that question. Your head hung down, completely defeated.
"Her butt..." You answered, already dreading the consequences given her and your sister's usual treatment to you.
"There we go" Miriam's voice softly soothed you, though you still felt pretty stung by having to admit this to her, it was like an Achilles heel you wanted to suppress, it kind of bothered you that it was seemingly written in your blood that that part of the female anatomy would be the one to turn you on the most, and it was the kind of knowledge you absolutely couldn't let Lillian have, though it seemed like she already suspected it.
"What about it do you like?" She asked almost whispering, her voice was almost like a purr at this point.
"M-Mom!" You blushed the hardest when she asked that and quietly groaned in protest. She giggled and caressed your hair some more in an attempt at making you feel at ease. You took a very deep breath and then waited for a moment, mustering the broken shards of courage you still had left somewhere.
"I guess I like that it's big" You sighed again "I mean it's seriously huge. You can't really avoid seeing it even if you're not trying to... and it looks really soft, the way it jiggles and bounces is just too hard to ignore..." You stopped there and hoped that the torment would end.
As you closed your eyes, cringing from the intense embarrassment you were just feeling, you failed to notice that Miriam's eyes lit up, gaining a new glint to them upon hearing your response. She giggled and decided you finally had enough, at least from her direct questions.
"That's more like it" She said "I'm glad you can trust me this much, it'd be terrible not to have anyone you can tell your true opinion about things" She giggled some more and gave you a quick kiss on the cheek, but still held you close to her chest.
"Hmm... in that case, if this giant heroine had to compete with someone, say, moi... who would you rate higher in a beauty contest?"
"Mom!" You couldn't believe she was asking that, your blush was so intense you even felt a little lightheaded.
"What? I could give you an honest opinion about you if you want" She said while chuckling.
"Mom, you told me yourself the fable of the fox's mother... A mom will always believe their child is the most beautiful thing in the world even if they're not all that good looking at all" You replied with a bit of a deadpan look.
"I mean, that's true for a lot of moms, but not all" She said "When I've told you you're pretty handsome I've really meant it" She whispered.
"Anyway... I can still give you an honest opinion like I said, so, umm... let's say if you had to compete against Jim and Pete, you win. Easily"
"That's kinda mean" You replied.
"Hey, what can I say?" She chuckled again "I mean, I believe it proves the difference between people who make a child for the sake of making a child and people that make a child out of love" She said, making your blush return to top levels.
"But let's say you have to compete against your father... That's a tough one, and I'd still say you get a 9 out of 10 in that context..." She said in between giggles "And to be fair, the only reason he'd win for now is because he's older. You still have a little more growing up to do" She said in a softer tone "Oh, but when that happens, you'll definitely be a 10. I'll be expecting grandchildren soon after but you'll need to get a good wife first"
This was one more for the 'Top 10 Life embarrassing moments you'll end up taking to the grave'. All you could do was nod slowly and look away in sheer embarrassment, you couldn't believe what she had just said, but in a way, you also knew that this was exactly the kind of thing she'd say.
"Soo... Mama vs the giant heroine... who wins in a beauty contest?" Miriam then asked.
"You win mom..." You said weakly, almost not wanting to be heard.
"Are you pulling a reverse fox's mom on me?" She teasingly asked, poking your forehead with a finger "You don't have to lie just because I'm your mom"
"No! I mean it seriously..." You sighed "Remember those times you've asked me to judge between Sheila, Dolores and you?"
"Of course! How can I ever forget?" She laughed "To this day they still think you gave me the win just for being your mom"
"It's the same thing. I mean, in this case we don't know the heroine's full face, but I do know yours is prettier than most" You said.
"What about the curves department?" When she asked that you almost choked, eliciting an admittedly cute giggle from her.
"I mean... she was giant, we don't know what she'd look like at normal size for sure..." You said while fighting your beet red blush "But it's probably the same case as with the other two, she might be bigger but you, uh... look better still"
'Please don't make me say more' You silently prayed to whoever were listening up there. Thankfully, your mom was finally satisfied by that answer and she showered you with kisses while caressing your hair and holding your head to her chest. After that, there was a silence that you found a bit awkward, but you also knew that she likely just felt like cuddling like this. She loved to sit on your lap and keep you hugged and just chill. Sometimes she even joked about it being a way for her to recharge after work drained her dry.
But what now?
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