"Alright, this is the plan, I need you to get her attention once the battle's over" Zuleima said.
"We're assuming she's gonna win..." You said, feeling a bit nervous.
"Check the newest videos, she's definitely winning" She replied and you promptly did so.
'Goddamn' You couldn't help but think that after seeing the gigantic cosplayer switch her fighting style to a sensual kind of hip-dancing that was very reminiscent of Sheila's, using the built-up momentum she gathered to strike the metallic monstrosity with her arguably equally monstrous ass. You even wondered if this is the kind of thing Lillian would do had it been her who grew...
'Nah... she'd probably blow half the city away with her farts...' You chuckled quietly. At least that helped ease the flustering you got from seeing the giant lady's thickness in full motion...
"Uh... Alright" You nodded "But, why me, if you don't mind me asking?"
"Oh, well... Let's say... I'm under the impression that she might book it if she sees me right away..." Zuleima explained with a slight smile "You know, since I'm looking like a scientist and all, labcoat included" She said.
"Aren't you?" You raised an eyebrow.
"Of course! But I didn't have enough time to go back home and change clothes so at least it wouldn't be so obvious" She then said "Besides, it's more likely she'd pay attention to you... What woman wouldn't at least take a peek at an innocent, fine-looking young man?" She looked up at your face and giggled, seeing it quickly redden all the way to full on beet red blushing.
"Let's just hope she's not a literal man-eater" She giggled some more while you then were hit with the weirdest emotional mixture in your life, being flustered while feeling dread.
'I'm essentially being used as living bait... great, just great... then again... this is Zuemy's mom... should've seen it coming' You thought with a slight shudder.
"Relax! Maybe you can be the first to get her autograph!" She joked and then gestured at you to go towards the border facing the beach while she hid behind a large water tank, not that she was hard to hide at all given her height.
In the meantime, the robotic monster's movements had begun to slow down, and brief electric arcs flashed from within the cracks that had formed in its armor as a result of getting repeatedly smashed by Miriam's monolithic hips and booty. It tried once again to lunge at her with its serpentine head and long neck, but Miriam saw through the attack and dodged the bite, catching its neck with both hands and began squeezing, enhancing her grip with the aura.
Despite it being solid metal, Miriam could feel it getting bent as her fingers dug into it. But before she could deal more damage to it, the monster's neck unexpectedly deployed sharp metal spikes all over and around it which forced her to let go.
'Damnit!' She thought and quickly checked her hands. It had felt like she'd gotten cut, but only the gloves received damage, her skin looked fine otherwise.
The monster then began swinging its head with its now spiky neck, using it as a makeshift flail that Miriam was forced to dodge, with her costume taking some more damage in the form of a couple more tears around the sides and on her shoulders. It definitely didn't look like she'd be able to fix it later. Then, doing one last swing, much more powerful than the previous ones, the metal spikes detached themselves from the monster's neck and got flung towards her. Acting on reflex alone, she covered her face and torso with her arms as best as she could and awaited the piercing pain.
Nothing. At least, not for a split second, suddenly, she felt the numerous spikes hit her, but most surprisingly, they bent upon hitting her skin and uselessly fell to the ground.
'Huh? Did I do that?' She wondered. The monster paused, seemingly confused as well. Various ancient, runnic-looking marks in its body began to glow with bright blue light, it had apparently decided to end this fight with one final bet. A blue plasma sphere appeared before its mouth, and she could sense that it was gathering energy, the monster was charging it up. She had no way to know how powerful that thing would be, and she definitely didn't want to find out, but she couldn't let it fire it at the city either.
The monster then fired a concentrated beam, not unlike the many Miriam had seen in the shows she loved since her childhood, and, with no more ideas, she gathered her own energy in her hands and tried to catch the beam. Fortunately for her, it actually worked! The monster screeched angrily and pumped even more energy into its blast, making it wider and more powerful, slowly pushing Miriam back, whose feet dug into the sand due to the force she was withstanding. She could feel the beam's heat but it didn't burn her, theorizing that the aura was protecting her hands somehow.
The monster pumped the last of its energy reserves and the beam suddenly exploded, though Miriam took the brunt of it so the city only experienced a mild shockwave, but as a result of the explosion itself, Miriam was sent flying and landed heavily on the middle of the beach, with her prodigious bottom cushioning her fall but also causing a major, city-wide earthquake that made many buildings' windows shatter.
'Looks like I'm not the only one who could use going to the gym sometime' Zuleima thought while holding on to resist the intense quaking.
Once the smoke cleared, it was evident that other than the gloves getting somewhat charred, Miriam herself sustained no damage, and at this point it looked like the robotic monster had run out of options, and thus it headed back into the water. This apparent cowardice, however, only ignited something that'd been pretty much dormant within Miriam during her entire life... the wrath of a Latina mom.
"Oh no, you don't!" She growled as she got back up with a jump and leapt into the sea. The monster's screech even sounded as if it could feel terror, frantically swimming away. But she caught it by the tail and pulled it towards her while walking backwards to get back onto the beach.
"You have caused enough trouble, Mr. Tin Snake!" She said with a smile that was almost sadistic. The metallic beast's attempts at breaking free proved futile, her grip was so strong that her fingers dug deep into its solid metal tail and body. Once she had a secure grip with one hand, she used the other one to pick up a large boulder that was vaguely shaped like the kind of weapon she needed at the moment, the terrifying chancla [lit. Spanish for "flip flop"].
With that she began smacking the monster in the body, causing more scratches and dents, but then she landed a powerful hit to its head that almost flattened it, causing some bolts of electricity to "leak" out of it before its lights began fading. With what little energy remained, the beast kicked Miriam right in the stomach, catching her off-guard. The kick wasn't enough to make her budge, but it hit her right in the gut and forcefully pushed out a large fart that she'd been holding in since the morning.
The entire city trembled as the thunderous blaring roar resonated across, more windows shattered and the various stands that had been left behind in the beach and happened to be behind her were sent flying, hitting cars and buildings farther away, though luckily enough, nobody got hurt as a result.
Meanwhile, you were also suddenly sent flying by the unexpected hurricane and hit your back against a water tank.
"Owww" You groaned, feeling as if your spine had been shorted for a moment. You couldn't believe the giant lady just farted, but it couldn't have been intentional since she was trying to save the city, so you slowly got up, sweating a little as the noxious gas lingered for a while, making everything warmer, and its stench had you gagging. Somehow, it was more or less as bad as Lillian's, but something about it felt oddly familiar.
'I can't believe I'm trying to recognize a fart...' You thought, stopping yourself as the realization hit you. You walked to the other side of the building's roof to get some fresh air to clear your lungs with, and to check on your phone what just happened. You saw that the monster did one last ditch attack, hitting the woman in the stomach, which is what made her fart.
You guessed she couldn't be blamed for that, and imagined that she must've been really embarrassed. You still wondered if maybe it was Sheila in disguise, even though the fart despite being truly massive didn't smell as bad as one of hers. You slowly got up and checked yourself, it didn't seem like you broke anything, and it didn't feel like you got bruised at least, so you returned to your position to wait for the battle to finish.
Miriam blushed, the monster made her fart before the entire city, though it was a relief that she was costumed and masked. Still, she cringed, thinking about the first impression she's made. Unknown to her, people on Chirper were surprisingly supportive, and while some buffoons made jokes about it, the majority of people chewed them out on the comments' section for making fun of someone who was protecting the city.
She hit the monster's right leg with a double-axe-handle that smashed it, putting a huge dent on it that rendered it useless. She also angrily hit its head more with the boulder she'd picked up earlier, then she threw it to the ground and angrily stomped on its chest several times for good measure, but then she stood up and turned around. Remembering her younger days, when she and Sheila play-wrestled, she decided to pull one from Sheila's book, her signature finisher, a hip drop. She jumped high into the air and landed her massive butt right onto the monster's body with meteoric force, causing a quake whose shockwave rattled every building within a few miles' radius.
The metallic beast laid inert, badly damaged and somewhat flattened in some parts, Miriam finally sighed, satisfied with the result of her first ever giant battle. Now what though?
"We're assuming she's gonna win..." You said, feeling a bit nervous.
"Check the newest videos, she's definitely winning" She replied and you promptly did so.
'Goddamn' You couldn't help but think that after seeing the gigantic cosplayer switch her fighting style to a sensual kind of hip-dancing that was very reminiscent of Sheila's, using the built-up momentum she gathered to strike the metallic monstrosity with her arguably equally monstrous ass. You even wondered if this is the kind of thing Lillian would do had it been her who grew...
'Nah... she'd probably blow half the city away with her farts...' You chuckled quietly. At least that helped ease the flustering you got from seeing the giant lady's thickness in full motion...
"Uh... Alright" You nodded "But, why me, if you don't mind me asking?"
"Oh, well... Let's say... I'm under the impression that she might book it if she sees me right away..." Zuleima explained with a slight smile "You know, since I'm looking like a scientist and all, labcoat included" She said.
"Aren't you?" You raised an eyebrow.
"Of course! But I didn't have enough time to go back home and change clothes so at least it wouldn't be so obvious" She then said "Besides, it's more likely she'd pay attention to you... What woman wouldn't at least take a peek at an innocent, fine-looking young man?" She looked up at your face and giggled, seeing it quickly redden all the way to full on beet red blushing.
"Let's just hope she's not a literal man-eater" She giggled some more while you then were hit with the weirdest emotional mixture in your life, being flustered while feeling dread.
'I'm essentially being used as living bait... great, just great... then again... this is Zuemy's mom... should've seen it coming' You thought with a slight shudder.
"Relax! Maybe you can be the first to get her autograph!" She joked and then gestured at you to go towards the border facing the beach while she hid behind a large water tank, not that she was hard to hide at all given her height.
In the meantime, the robotic monster's movements had begun to slow down, and brief electric arcs flashed from within the cracks that had formed in its armor as a result of getting repeatedly smashed by Miriam's monolithic hips and booty. It tried once again to lunge at her with its serpentine head and long neck, but Miriam saw through the attack and dodged the bite, catching its neck with both hands and began squeezing, enhancing her grip with the aura.
Despite it being solid metal, Miriam could feel it getting bent as her fingers dug into it. But before she could deal more damage to it, the monster's neck unexpectedly deployed sharp metal spikes all over and around it which forced her to let go.
'Damnit!' She thought and quickly checked her hands. It had felt like she'd gotten cut, but only the gloves received damage, her skin looked fine otherwise.
The monster then began swinging its head with its now spiky neck, using it as a makeshift flail that Miriam was forced to dodge, with her costume taking some more damage in the form of a couple more tears around the sides and on her shoulders. It definitely didn't look like she'd be able to fix it later. Then, doing one last swing, much more powerful than the previous ones, the metal spikes detached themselves from the monster's neck and got flung towards her. Acting on reflex alone, she covered her face and torso with her arms as best as she could and awaited the piercing pain.
Nothing. At least, not for a split second, suddenly, she felt the numerous spikes hit her, but most surprisingly, they bent upon hitting her skin and uselessly fell to the ground.
'Huh? Did I do that?' She wondered. The monster paused, seemingly confused as well. Various ancient, runnic-looking marks in its body began to glow with bright blue light, it had apparently decided to end this fight with one final bet. A blue plasma sphere appeared before its mouth, and she could sense that it was gathering energy, the monster was charging it up. She had no way to know how powerful that thing would be, and she definitely didn't want to find out, but she couldn't let it fire it at the city either.
The monster then fired a concentrated beam, not unlike the many Miriam had seen in the shows she loved since her childhood, and, with no more ideas, she gathered her own energy in her hands and tried to catch the beam. Fortunately for her, it actually worked! The monster screeched angrily and pumped even more energy into its blast, making it wider and more powerful, slowly pushing Miriam back, whose feet dug into the sand due to the force she was withstanding. She could feel the beam's heat but it didn't burn her, theorizing that the aura was protecting her hands somehow.
The monster pumped the last of its energy reserves and the beam suddenly exploded, though Miriam took the brunt of it so the city only experienced a mild shockwave, but as a result of the explosion itself, Miriam was sent flying and landed heavily on the middle of the beach, with her prodigious bottom cushioning her fall but also causing a major, city-wide earthquake that made many buildings' windows shatter.
'Looks like I'm not the only one who could use going to the gym sometime' Zuleima thought while holding on to resist the intense quaking.
Once the smoke cleared, it was evident that other than the gloves getting somewhat charred, Miriam herself sustained no damage, and at this point it looked like the robotic monster had run out of options, and thus it headed back into the water. This apparent cowardice, however, only ignited something that'd been pretty much dormant within Miriam during her entire life... the wrath of a Latina mom.
"Oh no, you don't!" She growled as she got back up with a jump and leapt into the sea. The monster's screech even sounded as if it could feel terror, frantically swimming away. But she caught it by the tail and pulled it towards her while walking backwards to get back onto the beach.
"You have caused enough trouble, Mr. Tin Snake!" She said with a smile that was almost sadistic. The metallic beast's attempts at breaking free proved futile, her grip was so strong that her fingers dug deep into its solid metal tail and body. Once she had a secure grip with one hand, she used the other one to pick up a large boulder that was vaguely shaped like the kind of weapon she needed at the moment, the terrifying chancla [lit. Spanish for "flip flop"].
With that she began smacking the monster in the body, causing more scratches and dents, but then she landed a powerful hit to its head that almost flattened it, causing some bolts of electricity to "leak" out of it before its lights began fading. With what little energy remained, the beast kicked Miriam right in the stomach, catching her off-guard. The kick wasn't enough to make her budge, but it hit her right in the gut and forcefully pushed out a large fart that she'd been holding in since the morning.
The entire city trembled as the thunderous blaring roar resonated across, more windows shattered and the various stands that had been left behind in the beach and happened to be behind her were sent flying, hitting cars and buildings farther away, though luckily enough, nobody got hurt as a result.
Meanwhile, you were also suddenly sent flying by the unexpected hurricane and hit your back against a water tank.
"Owww" You groaned, feeling as if your spine had been shorted for a moment. You couldn't believe the giant lady just farted, but it couldn't have been intentional since she was trying to save the city, so you slowly got up, sweating a little as the noxious gas lingered for a while, making everything warmer, and its stench had you gagging. Somehow, it was more or less as bad as Lillian's, but something about it felt oddly familiar.
'I can't believe I'm trying to recognize a fart...' You thought, stopping yourself as the realization hit you. You walked to the other side of the building's roof to get some fresh air to clear your lungs with, and to check on your phone what just happened. You saw that the monster did one last ditch attack, hitting the woman in the stomach, which is what made her fart.
You guessed she couldn't be blamed for that, and imagined that she must've been really embarrassed. You still wondered if maybe it was Sheila in disguise, even though the fart despite being truly massive didn't smell as bad as one of hers. You slowly got up and checked yourself, it didn't seem like you broke anything, and it didn't feel like you got bruised at least, so you returned to your position to wait for the battle to finish.
Miriam blushed, the monster made her fart before the entire city, though it was a relief that she was costumed and masked. Still, she cringed, thinking about the first impression she's made. Unknown to her, people on Chirper were surprisingly supportive, and while some buffoons made jokes about it, the majority of people chewed them out on the comments' section for making fun of someone who was protecting the city.
She hit the monster's right leg with a double-axe-handle that smashed it, putting a huge dent on it that rendered it useless. She also angrily hit its head more with the boulder she'd picked up earlier, then she threw it to the ground and angrily stomped on its chest several times for good measure, but then she stood up and turned around. Remembering her younger days, when she and Sheila play-wrestled, she decided to pull one from Sheila's book, her signature finisher, a hip drop. She jumped high into the air and landed her massive butt right onto the monster's body with meteoric force, causing a quake whose shockwave rattled every building within a few miles' radius.
The metallic beast laid inert, badly damaged and somewhat flattened in some parts, Miriam finally sighed, satisfied with the result of her first ever giant battle. Now what though?
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May 12, 2023
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