little pig, little pig, want a snickers?
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Stuck standing on the windowsill, Blaise begins to pace back and forth. “So… I’ve somehow been teleported to a world with giant animal people.” He wildly waves his arms as he speaks to himself. “My old crappy phone SOMEhow SENT me to a world of GIANT ANIMAL PEOPLE!”

[[Calibration underway, please keep movement to a minimum.]] rang a synthetic voice from his pocket.

“Oh shut it you.” Blaise mumbles, looking for some way off the sill. A bit forwards thinking then usual the young man was not about to leave himself in the open to become some giant bird mans lunch. He had to find some place to hide. To think and plan. Gazing out upon the vast room his eyes would lock onto the monolithic monitor of some type of computer. “Well… at the very least I could use that to maybe figure out where I am.” Looking a bit further over he spots some type of cloth hanging down off the edge. While getting down on the floor wouldn’t be the best option it was the only one he had at the moment.
This cloth was odd shaped, a buckle like bits of plastic on one end and two curving dips attached by a solid bit in the middle. Said bit a bit hard to climb as the lad let go as his phone shocked him.

[[Calibration underway, Continual movement may cause inaccurate results.]]

“GGrrrhh… Those results wont matter if My legs are broken!” Blaise screamed, thankfully his fall buffeted by the curve of the cloth dip he would hit the wooden ground stomach first with a thud. Ripping a hand towards his side he found that he couldn’t remove the phone. At least for the moment it was as if it was connected to him!

[[Calibration underway, Please do not remove device until calibration are complete.]]

Panting the lad would just do as was told and sit with his back against the wall. “fine.”

[[Calibration underway, Thank you.]]

Before Blaise had time to really think about what these “calibration” could be, A stealthy rhythm of earthquakes would shutter the ground. Blaise covered his mouth as the door on the other side of the room swung open. Before him stood the towering “thick” downright chubby frame of a pig woman. A black shirt lightly strained against a modestly sized chest with some type word written in alien letters. Blue letters on a white back with a red border. That seemed to heavily trigger something in his head but he couldn’t place what. A pair of short shorts tightly cling to an impossible battle to cover the pink bubble booty. Again, another detail he couldn’t get over was small bar the pig was currently munching on. Blaise was struck by a cock tail of feelings that would need to be sorted out later. The pig woman’s snout sniffled a bit as she turned to pull something out of draw. Revealing somewhat cutely a short curly tail plopped like a flag upon her lower back just before the monstrous booty begins.
Letting out a series of grunts the pig woman pulls pack her golden curtain of blond hair and then causes a gigantic shutter as she jumps upon a slightly messy bed and processed to look at some type of tablet device. Though due to his angle under the sill.

[[Calibration underway, Please remain still.]]

“SHhhh!” Blaise panics plopping his hands over his pocket. Thankfully the showing no signs of hearing. “Forget that!” Blaise thought. Standing up he would slowly edge forward.
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May 12, 2023