[Note: Minor continuity one, Chelsea is supposed to be as old as Jen and Veronica here, so that places her in 13th grade and 19 years old. I'll update the descriptions after posting this]
Ms. Coleman started the class by mentioning that today was gonna be a special one, as she was asked to help increase awareness of micros, mentioning that even in this day and age many were still largely ignorant about them, to their detriment. So she wanted to explain the importance of micros across history, that being the topic she excelled at, being her job and all.
"Ooh, they don't usually teach a whole lot of stuff about them here" Veronica said, pulling out a notebook, ready to take notes. Ever since she set her eye on you her interest on all things related to micros grew exponentially, and she was doing her best effort at trying to understand you and treat you well. Monique chuckled, but she shared the sentiment, possibly her redhead friend was rubbing off on her and did the same.
"Hmm? You're interested now?" Veronica raised an eyebrow. As far as she knew Monique was between neutral to cordial to micros but hadn't shown as much interest in them before, so this got her attention.
"I mean if my bestie is gonna date one I think I should try learning some more" Monique said with a faint blush "Besides I think I can call Blaise a friend so there's that too"
"Fair enough. But I dunno how he feels about you sitting on him so often" Veronica giggled.
"H-Hey! He knows it's an accident when it happens" Monique blushed a little harder "It's hard to keep track of stuff when you've got so much back here, you know?" She added, patting one of her ginormous buttcheeks with a hand, making it jiggle and wobble like jell-o in a way that Veronica herself kinda envied.
"First world problems" The redhead laughed cheekily "Fair enough though. I've seen even his friends lose track of him and sit on him on occasion too"
"Lillian and Zuemy probably do it on purpose. I dunno about Jen. The German girl seems to be clumsier than I am" Monique said, giggling as well. After that, the two girls focused back on the class as Ms. Coleman was giving her lecture.
"From the very beginning of the History, not just of us humans, but of Life itself, there is one rule that reigns universal across all life forms in the world. Does anyone know which one is it?" She said. The girls hesitated but suddenly one raised her hand.
"Yes, Chelsea?"
"All males are micros" The blonde football star said with quite a bit of confidence. Ms. Coleman nodded approvingly.
"That is correct" She said "Across every species, from single celled organisms to invertebrates and vertebrates like ourselves, that is one of the main constants, proving that all life on Earth probably descends from the same original organism. Now, our focus is on ourselves, humans, for obvious reasons" She chuckled "Science's not quite my thing, I'd probably find a way to burn a vial of water if they give me the chance" The class laughed with her, it was one of her more adorable traits, she was self-aware to some extent and knew she was clumsier than she thought.
"Anyway! Micros have been of great importance ever since we've existed as a species, they're the single most important resource in this world" As soon as she said that, the class fell silent, and a few girls that were taking notes, among which Monique and Veronica were counted stopped in their tracks.
"Now, I know what you're thinking. But no, I'm not dehumanizing micros. They're people just like us, and that is something that's just as important to keep in mind as everything else" She explained.
"The key to create life is split in two. Females have the 'equipment' to nurture it, but males hold the spark that starts off the whole process. One without the other is left forever incomplete and doomed to extinction"
This wasn't exactly new to most girls, but many had overlooked the sheer importance of the existence of micros until Ms. Coleman put it this way, finding themselves surprised in a vaguely reverential way, though others dismissed the notion as they were likely prejudiced already due to many wrong beliefs, myths and misinformation.
"Even since prehistoric times, we've been aware that taking care of and protecting micros is critical to our survival as a whole, but as they tend to not be so numerous, there's been fierce competition over them throughout the years" Ms. Coleman then showed on a projector a slideshow specially prepared for this class, and the current slide showed cave paintings that clearly depicted two clans of cavewomen coming to blows over a group of micros, as well as one cavewoman that was apparently stealing a micro by dropping him into her cleavage.
"Just like Jen!" Monique giggled but Veronica blushed, still, she nodded weakly in agreement.
"Discovering fire and agriculture led to safer lives, but no less complex than our original hunter-gatherer lifestyle. Micros were still in need of protection, less so of wild beasts as before and more so of roaming clans that were still clinging on to the nomadic life" Ms. Coleman said, showing some very ancient illustrations that depicted a conflict between an agricultural village and a band of nomadic huntresses.
"Sadly, survival was far more important in those days and micros didn't always get the best treatment" The teacher said
"In early history, we see the emergence of familial units but also groups that treated micros as more or less property to be kept, traded or even bartered with when the need arose. Both of these groups eventually ended up getting melded together which made for some... uh... 'interesting' situations..." She said, and the next slide she showed was an ancient clay tablet with cuneiform text and some small but detailed illustrations that depicted a woman kneeling before a queen.
"It's quite telling that one of our earliest recorded written pieces is a letter of complaint from a humble farmer that asked the Sumerian Queen to take action as her husband was unjustly robbed from her by a noblewoman who served as a tax collector. Explaining that the noblewoman was her own cousin, and that she'd only married her first husband to enter nobility, after which he mysteriously disappeared. I'll send you guys the fully translated text after class, but suffice to say, the story was so heartbreaking that the Queen herself resolved the issue in person, returning the husband to the farmer lady and sentencing the corrupt noblewoman to prison, as well as losing her nobility rank"
Some of the girls awwed to the happy ending to that story, relating to the farmer lady in one way or another. Ms. Coleman smiled, seeing that they were starting to understand, or they did already, but it was still a good sign, though not everyone was quite on board.
"You know, Sumerians left behind quite a fair amount of information, and besides that, presumably thanks to them beer was invented, and courtesy of them we've also gotten History's oldest recorded joke" Ms. Coleman chuckled and switched to the next slide. There was a tablet with cuneiform text and an a carved illustration of a woman sitting on a micro. Below, it showed the translated text, which read:
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart on her husband" Ms. Coleman herself and nearly all of the class laughed heartily upon reading that joke. Veronica and Monique laughed too but they blushed a little as it hit closer to home to them.
"We can also appreciate that even since those ancient times we've had a sense of humor about things" She said "I wonder if the woman in the picture is my ancestor even" She added, eliciting more laughter from the class.
Meanwhile, down in the plush depths of Monique's gigantic booty, you napped for a while, as her massive cheeks made for pretty good soundproofing and you were too tired to try to listen in on the outside's sounds. But soon you were awoken by a low, deep rumbling.
"Goddammit not again!" You groaned. Monique had warned you she'd probably fart again, but you hoped your 'grace period' lasted a bit longer. The gurgling gradually grew louder and your gelatinous surroundings vibrated along with it, but after what felt like 10 minutes, nothing happened yet besides those rumbling growls, leading you to winder if maybe Monique was being merciful and holding it in for your sake.
"Let's just hope it goes away" You said, staying still, as if not to wake the roaring monster. But since you couldn't sleep again, you decided to try and listen in on whatever was going on outside, a somewhat difficult task given the ominous noises coming from the dark depths. With some effort you realized Ms. Coleman was talking about the history of the world and you doubled your effort to try and gather any useful info, wondering how all men came to be the size of a grain of sand, and were disheartened to find out that apparently, they've been this way since forever.
"Well damn" You groaned in frustration. If men were all born this way, it wasn't very likely anyone around could undo your shrinking, those news hit harder than even you expected. Annoyed, you stopped trying to listen in and just closed your eyes, trying to rest but the continuous rumbling growls coming from Monique's stomach and gut weren't making it any easier for you to relax, keeping you tense instead. This 'charade' went on for a while, your perception of time didn't feel so spot on, but you estimated that 10 more minutes had passed and you began to put two and two together... the noises were still getting louder, and after all this time they didn't disappear.
'Oh god please don't tell me she's like Lillian and her farts get supercharged if she holds th-' You thought right as a world-ending explosion violently overwhelmed any and every other sound you heard, Monique had just ripped yet another massive fart upon your very diminutive form.
"Moni!" Veronica gasped as her plump best friend suddenly let out a huge blaring fart right there and then with no apparent warning, making the chair under her vibrate as if it were in the middle of an earthquake. Fortunately for the gassy duo, even that outrageous noise was covered by the classroom's collective laughter and probably only Veronica herself and Monique noticed...
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May 12, 2023
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