"You could've been trapped in your mom's, my mom's, your sister's or Jordana's butt instead" Lillian confidently replied, and as she mentioned them you felt like your skin went completely white from having its blood flow drained as your mind tried to picture each of those scenes. Somehow, you felt that she was telling the truth, they were all worse than her in different ways, though that didn't make Lillian harmless by any means.
"Thought so" Lillian giggled at your stunned silence.
"Besides, as much as you complain from my big, gassy booty, you should remember that I'm your best friend and I'm protecting you from worse stuff"
"I don't think my mom, yours, Ariadne nor Jordana have any valid reason to keep me in their butt as long as you do"
"Oh, wow, you really hit your head hard this morning..."
"H-Huh?" Your eyes widened and felt suddenly more nervous at the way she said that.
"W-What's that supposed to mean...?"
"Blaise, did you seriously think those were the only ones that could have you trapped in their booties?" Lillian asked in a semi cynical way, that you knew the question was rather rhetorical.
"Uhhhh... yes...?" You nervously replied regardless, after a brief pause that indicated she expected your answer.
"Oh boy, you have no idea..." Lillian sighed
"Blaise, I'm your best friend. I keep you in my booty because it's the only place on me that is truly safe from outside threats... we tried my back pockets a long time ago, but they'd keep trying to pickpocket you out of them"
"They... as in who?" You were afraid of asking, but something compelled you to anyway.
"Oof... let's see, starting with "Toxic" Lilly, the bully, you know? She's been wanting to make you her victim since friggin elementary, and it's only thanks to me that she didn't turn you into her ass-toy" Lillian explained, and you could tell she sounded sincere, but what she just had said made you shiver frantically.
"Then, there's Emily, that perverted skank... She wants to keep you trapped in her butt all day and fart as much as she can... she seems to have a thing for doing that to guys, but you've been the only one that she hasn't been able to get her claws on"
"Thanks to you, I suppose..."
"Exactly!" Lillian said
"Uh... they might be bad, but I don't think their farts are anywhere near as bad as yours..." You said, and Lillian narrowed her eyes.
"Yeah, but they're not going to let you out for class, and probably won't bother feeding you, making sure you shower and all that... with me, you might have to take a few farts throughout the day as I carry you around, but you know for sure I'll take you out at every class, at lunch, whenever you need to go to the bathroom, and when we get back to your house... Would you really prefer being their prisoner 24/7?" She asked with such a stern snark that you were worried she was going to get mad at you.
"Okay, I get it... and I'm sorry..." You meekly apologized, but she sounded pleased to hear it.
"Besides, my farts aren't even the worst ones in the whole school..."
"Huh... now that's a claim I'm not willing to buy... you're my friend, but you have to know your gas gets pretty bad..."
"Oh, really?" Lillian said, and you felt more disturbing info was coming.
"Guess who else wants to keep you in her ass?"
"I dunno... who else?" You raised an eyebrow.
"Celeste! And she might not be as gassy as I am, but I guarantee hers smell a lot worse, which is natural, since all she eats is nasty garbage..."
"Okay, you've got a point..." You said, trying to end the conversation here, but she wouldn't let you.
"Then, there's also... Veronica..."
"H-Huh? Wait... does she hate me or something?" You were now very worried, you didn't need any more enemies than you already had.
"Nope, dummy. The complete opposite... She's in love with you, she even confessed and all, but I can't trust her to keep you..."
You couldn't help but blush at what she said, and somehow sensing or predicting it, she continued.
"Blaise, she's the infamous Farting Queen... she's the one girl whose farts truly surpass mine. Their smell alone can make me dizzy... they'd probably kill you"
You gulped the hardest you had so far in your life.
"And... finally, I've been saving you from the absolute worst..."
"There's somebody even worse than Veronica?!"
"Yup... Lulu..."
"Wait, what...?!" You asked in absolute confusion
"Lulu really wants to fart on you, since we started highschool, and I've saved you every.single.time before it happens. She's done a lot of things, like pretending not to know you were where she was going to sit, or bumping the desk you were on to make you fall into her crack. Every time, she was just about getting ready to really let loose upon you... and let me tell you, if you think my farts are terrible, you have no idea... she makes me, and even Veronica look like a joke... if we ever lower our guard in her class, you're going to end up deep in the biggest, gassiest ass ever, and she'll be happy to unleash those monster farts upon your tiny little body..."
You nearly fainted at hearing that. Shuddering, you reluctantly hugged what you could of Lillian's giant anus.
"Awww... I'm sorry, I didn't want to scare you that badly... but it's the truth..." She said as she slightly clenched her butt, giving you a gigantic 'hug' in her style.
"By the way... you said it was my idea to hide in your butt... was that actually true?" You then asked, feeling that after what you just had learned, you might as well learn the complete story.
"Wha- Of course it's true! I wouldn't lie about something like that! You know... it actually made me so happy..." She said, and you weren't sure if it was a voluntary or involuntary motion, but her asshole caught you in one of its wrinkles and lightly pressed on you. She was hugging you with her asshole.
'At this point I'll just accept this whole reality, universe, dimension, timeline or whatever the hell this is, is utterly and completely bonkers...' You thought.
"Hmm... well... if you want me to refresh your memory, I want you to do something for me..." She said in a slightly teasing tone.
"Like what?"
"Give me a little massage... back there..." She said in a very flirty tone, and to further emphasize her request, she wiggled her hips, which to you translated as if the entire world suddenly shook.
"You know I love how your tiny hands work their magic in there" She added, making you gulp, which she heard.
"Calm down, I'm not gonna fart on you... for a good while at least..." She said, and her asshole twitched a couple of times, you weren't sure if it was trying to chew on you, or give you multiple so-called hugs.
"Listen, I can sort of understand that from your perspective, my booty is this massive, scary monster... maybe a bit like Godzilla with how loud it roars, you know..." She enjoyed a silly giggle at her own analogy
"...But it's actually your guardian... it's the thing that keeps you safe from worse harm out there... so, yeah, it's true I'm very gassy myself, and you'll get farted on plenty of times while you're in there, but there's something you have to remember..." She then grabbed both of her large cheeks and slowly pressed them together, engulfing you in their overwhelmingly massive, yet soft bulk.
"All of this... all of what you feel... no matter how huge or heavy or gassy it is... it belongs to a girl... that loves you..." She added, almost whispering the last part, and blushed pretty hard as she spoke.
"Huh?!"
"As a friend! Geez, you didn't let me finish there..." Lillian pretended to be mad at you, and fortunately for her, the trick worked, swiftly recovering from her previous near-slip of the tongue...
"Thought so" Lillian giggled at your stunned silence.
"Besides, as much as you complain from my big, gassy booty, you should remember that I'm your best friend and I'm protecting you from worse stuff"
"I don't think my mom, yours, Ariadne nor Jordana have any valid reason to keep me in their butt as long as you do"
"Oh, wow, you really hit your head hard this morning..."
"H-Huh?" Your eyes widened and felt suddenly more nervous at the way she said that.
"W-What's that supposed to mean...?"
"Blaise, did you seriously think those were the only ones that could have you trapped in their booties?" Lillian asked in a semi cynical way, that you knew the question was rather rhetorical.
"Uhhhh... yes...?" You nervously replied regardless, after a brief pause that indicated she expected your answer.
"Oh boy, you have no idea..." Lillian sighed
"Blaise, I'm your best friend. I keep you in my booty because it's the only place on me that is truly safe from outside threats... we tried my back pockets a long time ago, but they'd keep trying to pickpocket you out of them"
"They... as in who?" You were afraid of asking, but something compelled you to anyway.
"Oof... let's see, starting with "Toxic" Lilly, the bully, you know? She's been wanting to make you her victim since friggin elementary, and it's only thanks to me that she didn't turn you into her ass-toy" Lillian explained, and you could tell she sounded sincere, but what she just had said made you shiver frantically.
"Then, there's Emily, that perverted skank... She wants to keep you trapped in her butt all day and fart as much as she can... she seems to have a thing for doing that to guys, but you've been the only one that she hasn't been able to get her claws on"
"Thanks to you, I suppose..."
"Exactly!" Lillian said
"Uh... they might be bad, but I don't think their farts are anywhere near as bad as yours..." You said, and Lillian narrowed her eyes.
"Yeah, but they're not going to let you out for class, and probably won't bother feeding you, making sure you shower and all that... with me, you might have to take a few farts throughout the day as I carry you around, but you know for sure I'll take you out at every class, at lunch, whenever you need to go to the bathroom, and when we get back to your house... Would you really prefer being their prisoner 24/7?" She asked with such a stern snark that you were worried she was going to get mad at you.
"Okay, I get it... and I'm sorry..." You meekly apologized, but she sounded pleased to hear it.
"Besides, my farts aren't even the worst ones in the whole school..."
"Huh... now that's a claim I'm not willing to buy... you're my friend, but you have to know your gas gets pretty bad..."
"Oh, really?" Lillian said, and you felt more disturbing info was coming.
"Guess who else wants to keep you in her ass?"
"I dunno... who else?" You raised an eyebrow.
"Celeste! And she might not be as gassy as I am, but I guarantee hers smell a lot worse, which is natural, since all she eats is nasty garbage..."
"Okay, you've got a point..." You said, trying to end the conversation here, but she wouldn't let you.
"Then, there's also... Veronica..."
"H-Huh? Wait... does she hate me or something?" You were now very worried, you didn't need any more enemies than you already had.
"Nope, dummy. The complete opposite... She's in love with you, she even confessed and all, but I can't trust her to keep you..."
You couldn't help but blush at what she said, and somehow sensing or predicting it, she continued.
"Blaise, she's the infamous Farting Queen... she's the one girl whose farts truly surpass mine. Their smell alone can make me dizzy... they'd probably kill you"
You gulped the hardest you had so far in your life.
"And... finally, I've been saving you from the absolute worst..."
"There's somebody even worse than Veronica?!"
"Yup... Lulu..."
"Wait, what...?!" You asked in absolute confusion
"Lulu really wants to fart on you, since we started highschool, and I've saved you every.single.time before it happens. She's done a lot of things, like pretending not to know you were where she was going to sit, or bumping the desk you were on to make you fall into her crack. Every time, she was just about getting ready to really let loose upon you... and let me tell you, if you think my farts are terrible, you have no idea... she makes me, and even Veronica look like a joke... if we ever lower our guard in her class, you're going to end up deep in the biggest, gassiest ass ever, and she'll be happy to unleash those monster farts upon your tiny little body..."
You nearly fainted at hearing that. Shuddering, you reluctantly hugged what you could of Lillian's giant anus.
"Awww... I'm sorry, I didn't want to scare you that badly... but it's the truth..." She said as she slightly clenched her butt, giving you a gigantic 'hug' in her style.
"By the way... you said it was my idea to hide in your butt... was that actually true?" You then asked, feeling that after what you just had learned, you might as well learn the complete story.
"Wha- Of course it's true! I wouldn't lie about something like that! You know... it actually made me so happy..." She said, and you weren't sure if it was a voluntary or involuntary motion, but her asshole caught you in one of its wrinkles and lightly pressed on you. She was hugging you with her asshole.
'At this point I'll just accept this whole reality, universe, dimension, timeline or whatever the hell this is, is utterly and completely bonkers...' You thought.
"Hmm... well... if you want me to refresh your memory, I want you to do something for me..." She said in a slightly teasing tone.
"Like what?"
"Give me a little massage... back there..." She said in a very flirty tone, and to further emphasize her request, she wiggled her hips, which to you translated as if the entire world suddenly shook.
"You know I love how your tiny hands work their magic in there" She added, making you gulp, which she heard.
"Calm down, I'm not gonna fart on you... for a good while at least..." She said, and her asshole twitched a couple of times, you weren't sure if it was trying to chew on you, or give you multiple so-called hugs.
"Listen, I can sort of understand that from your perspective, my booty is this massive, scary monster... maybe a bit like Godzilla with how loud it roars, you know..." She enjoyed a silly giggle at her own analogy
"...But it's actually your guardian... it's the thing that keeps you safe from worse harm out there... so, yeah, it's true I'm very gassy myself, and you'll get farted on plenty of times while you're in there, but there's something you have to remember..." She then grabbed both of her large cheeks and slowly pressed them together, engulfing you in their overwhelmingly massive, yet soft bulk.
"All of this... all of what you feel... no matter how huge or heavy or gassy it is... it belongs to a girl... that loves you..." She added, almost whispering the last part, and blushed pretty hard as she spoke.
"Huh?!"
"As a friend! Geez, you didn't let me finish there..." Lillian pretended to be mad at you, and fortunately for her, the trick worked, swiftly recovering from her previous near-slip of the tongue...
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