It's a miracle she didn't come naked
"There you are!" Her smug look, and the sheer nonchalance of walking into your room barely dressed at all were all things you'd definitely consider to be "very Lillian".

"Why so many clothes? Are you going to Norway or something?" You sarcastically asked. Nothing so far suggested she was anything like your nightmare, so you treated her the same as the Lillian you knew.

"Har har har. Very funny" She tried to be sarcastic as well, but it failed since she actually laughed at your snarky remark
"I'm not surprised you'd forget" She shrugged

"Forget about what?" You raised an eyebrow

"That we're going to [choice] today! Sheesh, I would've thought seeing giant beauties in bikinis would've helped burn that into your memory"

"Huh, I guess I'm not as perverted as you think I am. You know, there's that saying from my homeland, "the Lion thinks everyone is on his level"* You teased

"Are you saying I'm the pervy one?" Lillian raised an eyebrow, but her grin gave away that she was still amused

"I'm not the one that walked into someone else's room borderline naked" You replied in a very deadpan tone, struggling not to laugh yourself. While most other girls would've probably gone beet red and run off embarrassed, Lillian took this kind of things in stride.

"Oh, but I didn't simply walk into someone else's room"

"Huh?" You didn't expect it, but she threw you off

"I walked into my best friend's room dressed like this" She said, giving you her signature smug smile and striking a pose that showed off some of her (very) ample curves

"And why would you do that?" You asked, you rarely got the chance to be this snarky with her, but she definitely was calling for it. Besides, you didn't think she'd have much of an answer for that.

"Because" Lillian took a single step towards the nightstand you and your house were on, and you couldn't help but look at how her body rippled, from her insanely juicy and thick thighs, going up to her slightly pudgy belly, and even farther up to her moderately sized bust before the "waves" dissipated. Your heart beat harder for a few moments.
"I'm a very good friend, and don't mind giving you eye candy" She said in a softer, calmer tone, different from her usually cheerful and joking one. Was she being flirty? You thought pigs would sprout out wings and fly before the day such a thing happened, but then again, you were in another dimension.

"I mean, most of the time all you get to see is your mom and sister. Isn't it at least a little bit nice to actually get to see some sexy juicy meat?" She said while she slightly shook her chest. You had no idea she could do that, and felt your jaw drop. She chuckled, seeing that you were struggling to remain composed.
"So, you see? I'm a mindful friend. It'd be too cruel to have all of this on display and not let you have a look" She giggled
"It'd be like denying you a glass of cold water in the middle of the desert"

"How charitable" You said after finally regaining some of your focus, trying not to look anymore at all that jiggly flesh.

"Indeed" She said, smiling again, still holding you to your word in a way
"And, you know, you haven't even seen the best part yet"

You gulped. You knew there was only one thing she could mean by that, and before you knew, she slowly turned around. You knew she had a huge ass, but you never imagined having to look at it at such a scale, it was as if someone took freaking Jupiter, cloned it and slapped the two together. That's just how mind-bogglingly huge this thing was. Her skimpy bikini thong would've still been a massive superstructure if you were to look at it up close, but here, it was almost reduced to tooth floss when compared to the absolutely immense fleshy globes on its sides, and in fact, most of it simply disappeared into the deep, dark canyon-esque chasm that she had for a crack.

It was impossible not to stare, it was way too big, in fact, it completely overtook your visual field, but also, it was so round, so smooth, and it looked so unbelievably soft. You hated it when she'd tease you with her ass because no matter how hard you tried, there was simply no resisting it, and she knew, oh boy, she knew

"How's the view back there?" She asked, but she knew you'd probably not answer. Her huge butt was always her most prized feature, her pride and joy, and she always made it clear that she only wanted it to get bigger and jigglier, although you and at least a few other people would argue she probably hit the upper limit for those things a long time ago. Then again, her equally massive appetite seemed to steadily fuel its growth, though unfortunately, so it did for several other things

With a smug, self congratulatory chuckle, she spanked herself pretty hard, knowing her entire butt would ripple and wobble like jell-o in the middle of an earthquake. To you, larger than tsunami waves of warm jiggly flesh rippled across the vast expanse of the cheek she slapped. It was surreal, to see such enormous masses move as if it was no effort at all. You couldn't help but wonder just how much did that gargantuan ass weigh, how much of that was muscle, and how much was fat, though you could guess the latter was likely the majority.

"You're welcome" She said, snapping you out of your thoughts and forcing you to be deeply embarrassed upon realizing you had been blatantly staring at her for minutes. You shook your head and slapped yourself, needing to knock some sense into yourself to get a grip.
"You know, I'd let you look at it for much longer if you admitted you liked staring at it" She said, back to her nonchalant tone, the usual

"Wha... I wasn't even staring!"

When you said that, however, you couldn't possibly foresee what she'd do in response: She slowly lowered her gigantic ass towards you. Your eyes widened and panicked, but when you turned to run, her hand suddenly blocked your path, becoming an impassable wall as her colossal jiggling globes drew closer. You had no idea her mood would shift so drastically. Was she going to squash you to prove a point?

A few tense seconds passed, and nothing else happened, Lillian's titanic ass hovered mere feet (in your scale) away from you. You then heard her giggle.
"So, are you telling me you're not staring at it right now?"

"That can't be helped when you first shove it into my face and then almost squash me with it!" You replied rather impulsively

"That's one of the nicer things that could be shoved into your face, or any guy's for that matter" She laughed while she teasingly wiggled her hips, making her immense cheeks bounce into each other.
"And getting sat on by me isn't even THAT bad"

Hearing that made your blood run cold.
'Does that mean that's a thing that happens?!' You thought in alarm

"I kind of like to. Definitely would if you wanted" She said, lowering her ass even closer to you, making you skip several beats.
"I swear it's not so bad, granted, I'm heavy, but this is where having such a big, fat booty pays off. It's just very soft and warm" She said, wiggling it as if to entice you with it.
"Ah screw it, now I want to!" She then said and her hand rapidly withdrew before her Jupiter-sized cheek landed right on top of you.

Lillian moaned very quietly while she sensually ground her hips on the nightstand, somehow feeling the infinitesimal dimple your tiny body made under her unfathomably huge asscheek.
"Not even Jen has this kind of softness down there" She boasted, and bounced on the nightstand a little, making it creak and groan under her admittedly massive weight. After about 5 minutes, she stood up.
"See? I do prefer using my best assets in other ways on you, but if you just asked, I wouldn't mind indulging you on this" She said in a flirty tone that was somehow more serious than usual. She then smiled, feeling a tiny speck stuck dead center on her left cheek.
"Hmm? Can't get enough?" She laughed and then playfully, though with surprising care, picked you up with a finger.
"Well, we have to get going, but don't worry, I'll let you ride in a very nice spot" She said in a smug, but rather suggestive voice and her finger brought you close to the titanic rift between her mammoth cheeks. You were dizzy and stunned from the enormous impact you had just endured, and were in no condition to speak, though you could still hear her. Unfortunately, you also heard a low grumbling that came from the depths ahead.

"Wait!" You then shouted, panicking "You're not seriously going to put me in there, are you?" You asked, hoping this was another one of her jokes.

"Of course I am! I do it all the time and you love it, even if you try to pretend you don't" She said in her usual joking tone, but something about it felt like she meant it for real, and then she lowered you closer to her crack.

"You know what? If you tickle and kiss me back there I may consider not farting on you" She said, still giggling mischievously, though the groaning and rumbling you heard made you doubt that claim. But before you could even protest, she spoke again.
"Scratch that, actually. If you do kiss and tickle me, I'll probably want to fart on you more" She said

"Well, that's unfair!" You protested

"Huh? Why?"

"Because I'm punished either way, what's even the point?"

"Silly Blaise... it's not even a punishment" She blushed a little, and to shut you up before you could reply, she pushed you right into her crack and inside the back of her thong...

*Actual Mexican phrase, its meaning is along the lines of "Takes one to know one" or "A thief everybody steals". It calls someone out for assuming others are like him/her.
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May 12, 2023