"Girls?" You found their reactions weird. You knew that there were some memes circulating about the purple milkshake, implying that it was bad in varying degrees, from giving someone an upset stomach to outright poisoning them, then again those were just stupid Internet jokes, right? right?!
Just then you heard a loud noise akin to that of a revving motorcycle engine and turned to see that Lillian had just unleashed a massive fart even by her own standards. Her chair vibrated as if amidst an earthquake and even the table shook somewhat as well but what surprised you the mos twas that she seemed to be getting taller with each passing second.
'Huh? That has to be an optical illusion' You thought, rubbing your eyes in disbelief.
'People don't get random growth spurts from farting, for hell's sake!'
Lillian easily became taller than even Ariadne or Jordana, who were pretty much real life Amazons. Her chair creaked and groaned under her increased weight and her enormous booty blast raged on for at least over half a minute. You slapped yourself several times, hoping to dispel whatever optical illusion you were under because it seemed unreal, Lillian easily was now 10ft tall!
"Zuemy?!" You turned to look at her. Knowing her peculiar interest you held a shred of suspicion that this might be related to her shenanigans.
"Ugh... don't look at me... I-I didn't-" She said before she unleashed a monstrous fart of her own and doubled over, a somewhat unusual sight since both she and Lillian often let 'em rip without much issue, if anything they only tended to feel bloated when they held them in.
To your dwindling disbelief, Zuemy began to grow just like Lillian while she farted, making the chair and table vibrate for about half a minute as well, growing to roughly 7ft tall, a bit taller than Ariadne and Jordana but for such a short girl it was all the more baffling.
"I think it was the shakes" Said Cindy with a somewhat pained voice.
"What the hell did they put in those?" You wondered out loud and saw that both Cindy and Jen were clutching their gut in visible pain.
"Blaise?" Lillian weakly called out and looked at you, just like the other girls, she seemed to be in pain. Seeing your best friend, often smug and confident, appearing to be invincible at times looking like this broke you in a way you didn't even know you could be broken.
"I dunno what happened" You said, failing to find any reassuring words for her. Her belly and Zuemy's gurgled threateningly and you gulped in fear. How big would they get? Was there a limit? How the hell does one stop this? You seriously doubted getting them to throw up would help, liquids often tended to get absorbed more quickly than solid foods and if they were already having this kind of effect then they'd already made it to their bloodstream. Then... what?
Lillian then tried to stand up and as she did she unleashed a much bigger, booming fart that sent the chair behind her flying like it was made of paper and you winced, hearing it crash loudly and shatter various objects. But to your horror, she began growing again and if she was unnaturally huge before, it was only getting worse. Soon, Zuemy joined with an enormous fart of her own that shook her chair so hard that its legs cracked and then the whole thing collapsed under her increasing weight.
"Ok, we're getting out of here!" You quickly helped Cindy to stand up then did the same with Jen, grabbing them by an arm each and pulling them alongside yourself as the three of you headed out of the house. By the look of the girls' faces, they were also too shocked and in pain to think straight so you didn't hold it against them, it was hard to do anything when faced with absolute panic.
"What are we gonna do?" Jen asked, definitely sounding like she was trying hard to hide her pain.
"Find somewhere safe, has to be outside too" You replied but honestly you had no idea. Staying outside your houses technically fit the bill but you were sure that if Lillian and Zuemy kept growing bigger they'd draw the neighborhood's attention. Then again, other than you, most people around were working adults, single or unmarried that were often at work this early in the day so there was a fair chance that the 5 of you were the only people around in the neighborhood for the time being.
"What about Lillian and Zuemy?" Cindy asked and you gulped. She was right, they were your friends too and it wasn't right to just leave them behind like that. It's not like they were doing this on purpose.
"I'll go get them. Please stay right here, don't go inside any buildings" You sighed and put your hands on Cindy's shoulders.
"Cindy, now of all times, please promise me that you'll hold in your Big Bang farts" You said and Cindy smiled sweetly, giggling at your attempt at humor, nodding sincerely.
"Alright. If I don't come back in, say, 10 minutes... please call my mom" You said before heading back into Lillian's house.
As soon as you entered you heard a rumbling cacophony that echoed around the whole house and it felt more like an actual earthquake, making the walls shake along with whatever was hanging on them. You gulped and prayed to whoever was willing to listen to help you stay safe, then walked towards the dining room but you quickly stopped in your tracks.
'What?!' Your eyes widened, more so in surprise than strictly horror but you couldn't give credit to what you were seeing, both Lillian and Zuemy were standing awkwardly, struggling to fit inside the entire room. They were sitting with their legs folded, trying to take up as little room as they could.
'Holy shit, what now?! If I call 911 they're gonna think I'm pulling their leg!' You thought. This clearly exceeded your ability but with no way to get any help you figured you had to do something, if only you knew what.
"Lillian, Zuemy!" You called out and the two turned to look at you, smiling but still looking like they were in a lot of pain.
"Uh... Can you crawl out? If you keep growing... I don't think the house will hold" You said, scratching your head. They nodded and Zuemy was the first, awkwardly squeezing herself out of the dining room, pushing aside the sofa as she entered the living room and then her huge butt bumped or steamrolled whatever was left that remained in her way.
"Easy there" You said "But hey, now you got a literal dump truck-sized dump truck" You joked, trying to lighten the mood, to which she chuckled. You kept walking ahead of her, trying your best at clearing the way but then you realized that there was no way she'd fit through the door.
"Dammit!" You clenched your teeth, then you heard and felt the loudest thunderous rumbling yet coming from farther in the distance, Lillian just unleashed a gigantic fart that shook the house more than an ordinary earthquake would have. Then you heard the last thing you wanted to hear: The noises from large things breaking, presumably the ceiling. The house shook a lot more and your eyes widened, it was definitely going to collapse for sure.
"Run!" Zuemy said but just then part of the house collapsed before you, with Zuemy attempting to keep things from falling. The rubble was enough to make it complicated to get out but you had to try anyway.
"Hurry!" She said as her stomach growled and you knew your time was going to run out very quickly, making a mad dash towards the house's front door, trying to push away the rubble with your feet. Zuemy's stomach noises grew louder and louder, making you gulp in fear.
Snapping you out of your thoughts, you heard the main window breaking and much to your surprise, Cindy and Jen had rushed in, grabbing you by an arm each just as Zuemy's own enormous farts exploded. The shockwave was enough to actually knock you out and the last things you heard were an absolute pandemonium, as if someone had nuked Lillian's home.
An unknown amount of time later, you woke up, feeling very warm, slightly sweaty and your sides felt engulfed by something squishy and soft. As you opened your eyes and they regained their focus, you saw that Cindy and Jen were hugging you tightly, the 3 of you laying right outside of the ruins of what had been Lillian's home last time you checked.
"Ugh" You shook your head, your arms felt as if they'd gone asleep since Jen's and Cindy's weight pressed on them and they seemed to be still unconscious or asleep. It took some struggling to get them out from under them and then stand up on wobbly legs.
"Are you ok?" Jen asked with a sleepy voice, yawning and stretching her arms.
"Yeah, thankfully none of us got crushed" You said, Cindy then was next to wake up with a yawn.
"What happened to the girls?" She asked and just then you felt the ground shake while a massive booming explosion resonated. A slight shockwave blew past you and the familiar stench of Lillian's gas hit your nostrils. Instinctively you looked up and your jaw dropped. Lillian was easily over 50 ft tall, standing not too far away from you and still clutching her stomach. Zuemy was also standing near her.
Even though they were your friends, you couldn't help but feel a sense of dread, it was definitely dangerous to be near them, you could feel it. At least it didn't look like they'd gone and damaged anything else, they were standing in what presumably was empty streets and part of Sheila's home's backyard.
"I think we need to get help" You then said.
"But where?" Cindy asked.
This is where you had to think long and hard. Who could possibly help with a problem of this magnitude and most importantly, would you even be able to make it before either Cindy or Jen had to fart as well? They'd drunk the shake too and nothing indicated they would be exempt from the effect it had on Lillian and Zuemy... So, what do you decide?
