"Move aside. The last thing I want is us getting stuck up here. You have no idea how pissed my Dad gets when I'm back late," Adam says moving over.
"Fine, whatever man. Just be careful with my baby," you say, moving over to the back beside Scott.
"Man, you need to get laid so badly," Scott chimes in as Adam gingerly fingers the controls and pumps the throttle.
"Dude, not so hard..you'll make it jump!" you exclaim too late, as the craft jerks sideways slamming into the wall of icing, the left wing slicing into the sticky, white substance.
His subsequent attempt to dislodge the wing from the icing proves futile as all he ends up doing is tilting the craft so that all of you are stuck sideways against the icing.
"Fuck..sorry man..guess I was wrong about it being easy.." a chastised Adam remarks.
"Ugh, this is so confusing.." Scott says hanging above you from his strap.
"Lets get out of here..maybe we can climb over and push it out or something," Adam says hopefully.
"Yeah, yeah..just hit the cockpit release and Scott, I'm getting out first..don't you dare.." you warn, looking at the boy dangling precariously above you.
One by one, all of you exit the hovercraft and land on the soft, bouncy surface of your mom's favourite sweet treat. You look up at the strange sight of the silver craft flipped on it's side, one wing stuck in the icing, the other piercing the moist chocolate surface under your feet.
"One of us should climb up there and try to scoop off the icing while the others stabilise it here," you say pointing up at the wing tip roughly 14 feet up the icing wall. You can't help but be in awe of the landscape you're standing on. Just like Adam's dad, your mom would never let you climb normal sized food. At a centimeter tall, you're basically the size of a grain of rice and among all the outcroppings on the cake, you'd have to work to be noticed easily. Still, the worst that could happen is you guys stay stuck here for awhile before your mom decides to have a snack and notices the strange pill shaped craft sitting smack dab in the middle of the treat. And it's not like you're gonna starve..
"Alright, you guys hold the ship, I'll climb up the icing..doubt either of you have the physical strength to even get up the wall," Scott says with a chuckle before continuing, "bet you wish you'd taken me up on those weightlifting classes huh?"
"Yeah, I'm real glad you're here Scott, please save us with your oh so powerful biceps," Adam retorts before grabbing a chunk of chocolate cake from where the wing tip pierced the ground.
"Hmm tastes delicious..damn, I never get anything tasting this good at tiny size.." he says appreciatively.
"Well, might as well since we need to free the wing," you think aloud before grabbing a chunk yourself and stuffing it into your mouth.
"Alright, when I give the signal, you guys push the wing sideways towards the icing and I'll push away from it okay? We'll slide it off and back to the ground," Scott says, drawing your attention back to the wall of icing.
"Dude, you gotta try this man.." says Adam simply, through a mouthful of chocolate.
Scott just sighs and walks towards the soft wall of icing, "I'll eat once we're safe. Lost my appetite when YOU crashed us onto this..this..cake!"
"Since when did you worry about safety huh Scott? Macho man, lets fuck normals for fun.." says Adam, squaring up.
"Guys..come on..we're supposed to be having fun here right, besides we're safe. It's not like anyone is gonna mistake that for a chocolate chip," you say trying to defuse the situation.
"Jake, man, I'm the first person to get all crazy and yeah, I know this was my idea but no offense, I'm not stupid enough to think that this isn't a dangerous situation we're in," says Scott, digging a handhold in the icing.
"Yeah, I know it's dangerous but we're more than capable of getting out of this so why not just enjoy the fact that we're free and stupid enough to get into a situation like this? Dude, when was the last time you were actually in any real danger..come on, relax, lets just move the ship and get what we came to get," you reply, gesturing at the mounds of chocolate lying all around you.
"Fine, just be ready on my signal," was all he said as he began to climb up.
*Several minutes and a number of mouthfuls of chocolate cake later...
"Alright guys, ready? Push out!" yelled Scott from the small space he had carved out of the icing.
"Fine, whatever man. Just be careful with my baby," you say, moving over to the back beside Scott.
"Man, you need to get laid so badly," Scott chimes in as Adam gingerly fingers the controls and pumps the throttle.
"Dude, not so hard..you'll make it jump!" you exclaim too late, as the craft jerks sideways slamming into the wall of icing, the left wing slicing into the sticky, white substance.
His subsequent attempt to dislodge the wing from the icing proves futile as all he ends up doing is tilting the craft so that all of you are stuck sideways against the icing.
"Fuck..sorry man..guess I was wrong about it being easy.." a chastised Adam remarks.
"Ugh, this is so confusing.." Scott says hanging above you from his strap.
"Lets get out of here..maybe we can climb over and push it out or something," Adam says hopefully.
"Yeah, yeah..just hit the cockpit release and Scott, I'm getting out first..don't you dare.." you warn, looking at the boy dangling precariously above you.
One by one, all of you exit the hovercraft and land on the soft, bouncy surface of your mom's favourite sweet treat. You look up at the strange sight of the silver craft flipped on it's side, one wing stuck in the icing, the other piercing the moist chocolate surface under your feet.
"One of us should climb up there and try to scoop off the icing while the others stabilise it here," you say pointing up at the wing tip roughly 14 feet up the icing wall. You can't help but be in awe of the landscape you're standing on. Just like Adam's dad, your mom would never let you climb normal sized food. At a centimeter tall, you're basically the size of a grain of rice and among all the outcroppings on the cake, you'd have to work to be noticed easily. Still, the worst that could happen is you guys stay stuck here for awhile before your mom decides to have a snack and notices the strange pill shaped craft sitting smack dab in the middle of the treat. And it's not like you're gonna starve..
"Alright, you guys hold the ship, I'll climb up the icing..doubt either of you have the physical strength to even get up the wall," Scott says with a chuckle before continuing, "bet you wish you'd taken me up on those weightlifting classes huh?"
"Yeah, I'm real glad you're here Scott, please save us with your oh so powerful biceps," Adam retorts before grabbing a chunk of chocolate cake from where the wing tip pierced the ground.
"Hmm tastes delicious..damn, I never get anything tasting this good at tiny size.." he says appreciatively.
"Well, might as well since we need to free the wing," you think aloud before grabbing a chunk yourself and stuffing it into your mouth.
"Alright, when I give the signal, you guys push the wing sideways towards the icing and I'll push away from it okay? We'll slide it off and back to the ground," Scott says, drawing your attention back to the wall of icing.
"Dude, you gotta try this man.." says Adam simply, through a mouthful of chocolate.
Scott just sighs and walks towards the soft wall of icing, "I'll eat once we're safe. Lost my appetite when YOU crashed us onto this..this..cake!"
"Since when did you worry about safety huh Scott? Macho man, lets fuck normals for fun.." says Adam, squaring up.
"Guys..come on..we're supposed to be having fun here right, besides we're safe. It's not like anyone is gonna mistake that for a chocolate chip," you say trying to defuse the situation.
"Jake, man, I'm the first person to get all crazy and yeah, I know this was my idea but no offense, I'm not stupid enough to think that this isn't a dangerous situation we're in," says Scott, digging a handhold in the icing.
"Yeah, I know it's dangerous but we're more than capable of getting out of this so why not just enjoy the fact that we're free and stupid enough to get into a situation like this? Dude, when was the last time you were actually in any real danger..come on, relax, lets just move the ship and get what we came to get," you reply, gesturing at the mounds of chocolate lying all around you.
"Fine, just be ready on my signal," was all he said as he began to climb up.
*Several minutes and a number of mouthfuls of chocolate cake later...
"Alright guys, ready? Push out!" yelled Scott from the small space he had carved out of the icing.
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May 12, 2023
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