Maddie ran a hand through her blonde, grown out pixie-cut short hair, striking a side-view pose for her new boyfriend, Max, and despite himself (and the greasy shine of her hair, the large pimple on her cheek, and the pit stains of her trademark dark green sweatshirt) he could only stare in awe, not at all used to this kind of attention (misconstrued circumstances or not). “Glad you like what you see, duuude.~ Want to, like, see the big, juicy booty you just claimed~?”
Max’s logic, hormones, and emotions raged against each other. On the one hand, logic told him he was in a very touchy situation running on quite a few misunderstandings that would only get worse the longer he didn’t clear them up. On the other, his virgin hormones were telling logic to shut the hell up and allow his new ‘girlfriend’ to please him in any way she wanted, regardless of any ‘kinkiness’ that may entail. Ultimately, his emotions were the tipping point. He was potentially screwed no matter who had found him, and even though she might be a bit (okay, more than a bit) gross, he DID find Maddie attractive, and she obviously felt the same towards him… Deciding he could always try harder to explain his situation better later, he eventually decided to throw caution to the wind, consequences be damned.
“Y-yeah… I’d… I’d like that… …Please?” Max blushed from head to toe, which was very visible to Maddie.
“Alriiight~, little Maxxie finally admitted what he wants! Well, since you asked so nicely~…” Maddie smirked happily as she yanked up her shirt to get at her sweats’ waistband, bunching up the sweat-stained top and holding it under her breasts. Intentionally or not, this ended up showing off all of Maddie’s midriff to Max. His eyes soaked everything in, more than a bit of paunch and a pudgy pair of love handles muffin-topping over what was apparently a very tight waistband on the otherwise loose sweatpants. Max tried to ignore the wave of BO that washed over him and the sheen of sweat and obvious body grease that coated Maddie’s midsection, and ‘luckily’ he was quickly distracted as Maddie turned her back the rest of the way towards him and attempted to unleash his ‘prize’. Emphasis on attempted.
Maddie blushed a bit herself as she tried to yank the sweatpants down, but they only went down a few inches before getting stuck. Wiggling her hips and giving Max another booty-shaking show (which he whole heartedly stared at), Maddie let out a slight chuckle. “Sorry, Little Dude~, these things are always, like, totes a struggle.” Turning her struggles into weird kind of jerking, twerking dance for Max, she brought her jiggling and bouncing booty closer to him as she shimmied, slowly succeeding at yanking them down, but not without—
PPPPRRASAAASHHHTTT!!! PPRROOOOMMMFTTT!!! PPPPLLOOORRPPTTT!!!
A series of horrendously wet farts ripped out of her and all over Max, only causing Maddie to giggle more down at him, but before he could complain with more than a few coughs, he was understandably distracted as her butt more or less poured out of her sweats as she finally succeeded at pulling them down.
The gigantic thing surged out of its confines like overflowing bread dough as it made its way past her restricting waist band, soon jiggling like mad while looming right over top of him. More ass sweat immediately splattered on him, the entirety of her butt’s surface completely saturated in the stuff. The smell was absolutely atrocious, somehow worse than the farts Max had been getting blasted with almost nonstop lately, showing just how much the sweats apparently filtered everything. The gigantic pale cheeks had sporadic clusters of acne, more than their fair share of cellulite, and were currently doing their best to devour her decidedly too small panties, the material in a horrendously lop-sided wedgie. Noticing the tree frogs and rainforest design (though it took him a moment with how the material was bunched and contorted), Max would have had to admit the undies were quite cute and fitting for the nature documentary-loving young woman above him, except… it was somewhat masked by the design, but they were HORRIBLY stained, and not just from the sweat they were obviously soaked through with. If it wasn’t obvious from the horrid smell (and the earlier change in the taste of her butt sweat), the large brown and green splotches that weren’t part of the original design made it quite clear that Maddie’s last few ‘farts’ were actually horrid sharts. And even with how much of the material was being devoured by her crack, her butt still overflowed over the top of the inadequate undies, more than a quarter of her horrendously rank butt crack and cheeks being squidged over the waistband that dug into her butt’s doughy flesh.
Before Max could express his disgust, a shiver of pleasure shot up his spine as Maddie, noticing his stares, had apparently reached out while he was distracted and ran her fingertip along the length of his still-stiff shaft, his first ever conscious intimate advance by a woman now marred with the image of her gigantic, smelly, sweaty, cellulite covered, shart spattered butt. “Glad to see you’re, like, still enjoying, Little Maxxiiie~. ‘Was a little… okay, I was totes worried this’d be a bit much even for you. OMG, that’d be hella embarrassing at this point~. I’ll remember that Maxxie Junior here likes him some booty, and, like, the bigger and dirtier the better~! Haha!”
Max opened his mouth to object, but another swipe from Maddie’s fingertip and another shiver of pleasure caused him to give up defending himself, at least for now. Instead, he tried to be a ‘good boyfriend’ and deflect back to her with some kind of compliment. “W-well… anyway… Your umm… Your undies are really… nice? They uh… they fit you perfectly. Yeah! And they look great!”
For the first time, Maddie’s face showed a look of confusion as she looked as best she could over her shoulder at her butt, then at Max, then back again… until her smile returned, somehow even bigger. “Oooo~ Maxxie likes how my big ol’ booty just EATS these tiny panties, huh? And here I, like, thought I’d have to actually listen to Mom and upgrade now that I have a boyfriend… Good to know you think they fit perfect on me, sloppy wedgies and all! Preeetty~ much every one of my undies end up like this within minutes.~” Max would have face-palmed from yet another misunderstanding, but he was too busy propping himself up and keeping himself from falling over as Maddie now repeatedly stroked his cock with her finger tip as she continued talking, yanking out a bit of her wedgie with a noticeable (at least at Max’s size) squelching sound. “And oof, you like how they look, even with the shart stains? And you tried to act like you didn’t want eeeverything~ this booty has to offer? Silly Maxxie. Don’t worry, it’s aaall~ yours! In fact…”
- “…let’s get these out of the way so you can see everything!” (Maddie strips the undies off, and proceeds to show Max her butt in all its naked glory.)
- “…you should totes get a closer look!” (Maddie shoves him down the back of her panties and proceeds to release all of her sharts all over him.)
- “…I’ll show you how much MORE it has to offer! I, like, reeeally~ need to take a dump. And I wouldn’t think of leaving my boyfriend out!” (Maddie takes Max to the bathroom, and he’s made to bear witness as she takes a huge dump.)
- “…I’ll show you how much MORE it has to offer! I, like, reeeally~ need to take a dump. And I wouldn’t think of leaving my boyfriend out!” (Same as 3, except she plans to REALLY involve Max, to the point she plans to take the dump ON him.)