The colossal front paw of a dog smashes into the ground behind your house. The thick brown fur hints at the dog being some kind of Labrador retriever and the massive junk dangling between its rear legs clearly tells you it's a male. You hold your breath, the beast has yet to destroy your home or even noticed it for that matter. A little while longer and the massive monster will be gone. You anxiously watch its movements until you realize its intentions...