You awoke in a forest of dirty blond hair atop a scalp covered in dandruff. Instantly you could see the woman's fingers rummage desperately though the hair and before long they found their target. A grip even firmer this time, the Karen yanked your limp body out of her hair and help you in front of her eyes.
"D-Do you still want me to take care of that for you Ma'am? The cashier asked.
"No, I think I'll take care of this one myself". With that the Karen marched you and her kids out of the gas station to her car. Luckily and somewhat obviously it was a brand new BMW which meant the interior was crystal clean safe of course for the backseat.
"Caroline, give mommy your gum. You've been chewing on it for a while now".
The girl, who looked no older than 7 obeyed in a tone just as if not more bitchy than her mother's. Grasping the wet gum, the Karen wrapped the sticky substance around you and stuck you into the cup holder next to her iced coffee.

The car ride was long and being stuck fast and covered in cold spit from the gum you paid attention to the microscopic world beneath the gaze of these giants. For example, inside the mostly empty coffee cup, you watch a small ant drinking melted ice. You watched as the Karen brought the cup to her mouth and greedily slurped the last bit off coffee and unknowingly, the ant down her fat gullet. You heard the car being put in park as the family returned home. Watching her kids disappear inside the house, the woman picked up the gum covering your saliva soaked body and and studied it. You move your arms frantically trying to look as human as possible. The Karen's massive blue eyes widen in shock. Y-You're a-a person?" Her massive thumb rubs your body and touches your face. Then all hope you had dissipates in an instant as the cruel Karen's eyes narrow and a sinister smile spreads across her face. "Well well well... It seems you are MINE! Now what to do with you..."